Caption Contest: Steve Ballmer Holding Microsoft’s Sekrit Google Virus Windows 7 Final
10:30AM July 23, 2009 | Matt Buchanan
Here’s Steve Ballmer at the ceremony for Windows 7 going gold (final), holding, obviously, a gold disc. But what’s he about to write on it with that Sharpie? You tell us. [Image via Brandon LeBlanc]
Steve Ballmer making an example of this gold disk at the latest Microsoft press conference ‘Whats that little gold disk? Your brothers have been seen being used over at Google? Take this you swine!’ *Scratching the disk profusely with his Sharpie*
Matt
July 23, 2009 at 11:01 AM
All ur base belong to us.
Luv Steve
Report PermalinkDaz
July 23, 2009 at 11:23 AM
“I use my left hand and turn it upside down like this.”
Report Permalink“Oh, I go left hand too but more conventional, like this.”
Nathan
July 23, 2009 at 1:35 PM
lolz!
Report PermalinkPhred
July 23, 2009 at 11:34 AM
Geeze… I hope we got it right this time ;O)
Report PermalinkDr_Stef
July 23, 2009 at 11:42 AM
http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd52/mr_freakybig/randomness/0balmercdchuck.jpg
Report PermalinkLucas
July 23, 2009 at 11:44 AM
Steve Ballmer making an example of this gold disk at the latest Microsoft press conference ‘Whats that little gold disk? Your brothers have been seen being used over at Google? Take this you swine!’ *Scratching the disk profusely with his Sharpie*
Report PermalinkJamie Carl
July 23, 2009 at 11:47 AM
He’ll probably write “Windows 7 – 64bit” on it just like I will be writing on my pirated copy.
Report PermalinkOllie
July 23, 2009 at 12:03 PM
“Erm… now which side do I write on?!?”
Report PermalinkOh… and the classic “Microsoft World Domination – take 7″
Ben D
July 23, 2009 at 12:03 PM
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Report PermalinkC’MMMMOOON WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORK!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*puff* *puff*
IT’S NOT VISTA!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jinges
July 23, 2009 at 12:06 PM
FCKGW-RHQQ2-YXRKT-8TG6W-2B7Q8
Report PermalinkJohn
July 23, 2009 at 3:10 PM
Hahaha. You sir, win.
Report Permalinkpt
July 23, 2009 at 12:19 PM
i will FUCKING KILLâ„¢ anyone who pirates this!!
Report PermalinkROB
July 23, 2009 at 12:23 PM
PLEASE DONT CRASH, PLEASE DONT CRASH
Report Permalinkmattd
July 23, 2009 at 12:50 PM
fragile – handle with care
Report PermalinkTB
July 23, 2009 at 12:57 PM
Drink Coaster 7.0
Report PermalinkAaron
July 23, 2009 at 1:07 PM
incase of failure
Report PermalinkWIN XP inc SP-4
Jackson
July 23, 2009 at 1:12 PM
“Leak this copy”
Report PermalinkLouis
July 23, 2009 at 1:33 PM
Bahahah you will never burn windows 7!! never never never!! bahahaha
Report PermalinkFRiSK
July 23, 2009 at 1:57 PM
“Windows 7: 7th Heaven”
Report PermalinkFlame
July 23, 2009 at 2:57 PM
He just burned his fav music, of course!
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James
July 23, 2009 at 5:20 PM
He’s mine now apple.
Report Permalinksteve
July 23, 2009 at 6:08 PM
WINDOWS: Awesome to the MAX Edition.
Report PermalinkGeorge
July 23, 2009 at 6:09 PM
“Devils 0wn”
Report Permalinkgacho
July 23, 2009 at 6:27 PM
easy.. he wrote
linux OS
Report PermalinkZarki Salleh
July 23, 2009 at 11:28 PM
“Blue Screen Free” Since 09… Hopefully
Report PermalinkBrian
July 24, 2009 at 12:05 AM
Ballmer: You can send this copy to my doctor
Ballmer writes on disk: “Screw your lithium mood stabiliser pills!”
Ballmer: Wahoooo! Yeahhhh! Wahhooo!
Report PermalinkBrian
July 24, 2009 at 12:08 AM
Wordpad and Paint 7.0 Gold
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