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Caption Contest: Steve Ballmer Holding Microsoft’s Sekrit Google Virus Windows 7 Final

By Matt Buchanan on July 23, 2009 at 10:30 AM

Here’s Steve Ballmer at the ceremony for Windows 7 going gold (final), holding, obviously, a gold disc. But what’s he about to write on it with that Sharpie? You tell us. [Image via Brandon LeBlanc]

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  • Matt
    July 23, 2009 at 11:01 AM

    All ur base belong to us.

    Luv Steve

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  • Daz
    July 23, 2009 at 11:23 AM

    “I use my left hand and turn it upside down like this.”
    “Oh, I go left hand too but more conventional, like this.”

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  • Phred
    July 23, 2009 at 11:34 AM

    Geeze… I hope we got it right this time ;O)

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  • Lucas
    July 23, 2009 at 11:44 AM

    Steve Ballmer making an example of this gold disk at the latest Microsoft press conference ‘Whats that little gold disk? Your brothers have been seen being used over at Google? Take this you swine!’ *Scratching the disk profusely with his Sharpie*

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  • Jamie Carl
    July 23, 2009 at 11:47 AM

    He’ll probably write “Windows 7 – 64bit” on it just like I will be writing on my pirated copy.

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  • Ollie
    July 23, 2009 at 12:03 PM

    “Erm… now which side do I write on?!?”
    Oh… and the classic “Microsoft World Domination – take 7″

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  • Ben D
    July 23, 2009 at 12:03 PM

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
    C’MMMMOOON WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORK!
    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
    *puff* *puff*
    IT’S NOT VISTA!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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  • Jinges
    July 23, 2009 at 12:06 PM

    FCKGW-RHQQ2-YXRKT-8TG6W-2B7Q8

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  • pt
    July 23, 2009 at 12:19 PM

    i will FUCKING KILL™ anyone who pirates this!!

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  • ROB
    July 23, 2009 at 12:23 PM

    PLEASE DONT CRASH, PLEASE DONT CRASH

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  • mattd
    July 23, 2009 at 12:50 PM

    fragile – handle with care

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  • TB
    July 23, 2009 at 12:57 PM

    Drink Coaster 7.0

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  • Aaron
    July 23, 2009 at 1:07 PM

    incase of failure
    WIN XP inc SP-4

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  • Jackson
    July 23, 2009 at 1:12 PM

    “Leak this copy”

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  • Louis
    July 23, 2009 at 1:33 PM

    Bahahah you will never burn windows 7!! never never never!! bahahaha

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  • FRiSK
    July 23, 2009 at 1:57 PM

    “Windows 7: 7th Heaven”

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  • Flame
    July 23, 2009 at 2:57 PM

    He just burned his fav music, of course!
    http://i28.tinypic.com/e02vix.jpg

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  • James
    July 23, 2009 at 5:20 PM

    He’s mine now apple.

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  • steve
    July 23, 2009 at 6:08 PM

    WINDOWS: Awesome to the MAX Edition.

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  • George
    July 23, 2009 at 6:09 PM

    “Devils 0wn”

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  • gacho
    July 23, 2009 at 6:27 PM

    easy.. he wrote

    linux OS

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  • Zarki Salleh
    July 23, 2009 at 11:28 PM

    “Blue Screen Free” Since 09… Hopefully

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  • Brian
    July 24, 2009 at 12:05 AM

    Ballmer: You can send this copy to my doctor

    Ballmer writes on disk: “Screw your lithium mood stabiliser pills!”

    Ballmer: Wahoooo! Yeahhhh! Wahhooo!

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  • Brian
    July 24, 2009 at 12:08 AM

    Wordpad and Paint 7.0 Gold

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