Japanese Police Now Equipped With Chintzy, Inaccurate Paintball Guns
Paintball guns for police sort of make sense, if you live in a country of incredibly timid criminals. But why do the guns have to look like they were bought at the dollar store?
The plasticky firearms feature a laser sight but it doesn’t seem much help, since those demonstrating the “color ball launchers” can’t quite hit their slow-moving example targets. I mean, we’ve got non-lethal weapons in the States too, like beanbag launchers, rubber bullets and pellets, but they’re called “non-lethal” because they’ll only barely not kill you. These paintball guns would probably be approved by our FCC for use by children under the age of twelve. So you’re welcome, criminals of Japan. Just wear an old shirt when you commit crimes and you’ll have nothing to worry about. [Japan Probe]
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satoru
antiDesign
Ktak
"Hey, I've got this non lethal tool, and this guy's a jackass, soooooo....*POP*"
AdrianWerner
Your poems are good,
But their paintballs are better.
Your lyrics may rhyme,
But they'll tag your sweater.
Con Seannery
USB_Humping_Dog
Walljasper
UWAZell
mocax
mmoylan
The Japanese are smart
and this is the sign
instead of killing criminals
they make them serve their time.
EtrnL_Frost
this is really clear,
Instead of killing with big guns,
they'll tag you in the rear.
I do not know why they play,
With little plastic toys,
When instead they could be shooting,
with real guns like real boys
Please do not listen,
to this simple rhyme.
It 'twas solely created,
to pass the dreary time
Xterm11_is Rhyming
And what if this misfires and hits me in he groin? Ow....
Anyways, I don't think this is meant to harm the criminal, but meant as a way to tag the guy in a large crowd.
Evdor
BongoFury
Evdor
Digo
inertial
Charles Ip
When I steal your cash.
And if shot by a honcho,
I'll toss it in the trash.
commentotron
World iS Mi iPhone!!
--Core--
neuralien
Patrick O'Neill
Maori_Yelir
antitrust311
bustedchain
MaWeiTao
Herb Vasquez
Bokusatsu_Tenshi
DrDoom83
I think it's probably more to do with 'flagging' them as criminals, rather than actually injuring them. From what I've heard Japan's sense of community is pretty damn good compared to most places in the world and there's police pretty much everywhere. So I imagine this would help them out a lot in tracking down criminals. Just my thoughts!
QuincyOedipus
Hey, it's a tough game.
Oldbrass
These are for tagging biker gangs that ride around making noise and being a nuisance.
namabiru
@Barry99705: No, she wasn't. It wasn't a gas canister, and it wasn't a grenade launcher. It was firing Oleoresin capsicum rounds. While not exactly a paintball, paintballs aren't exactly harmless to fire into a crowd of people not wearing masks.
so.. what if i wear a jacket? shoot my jacket to mark me? i'll just shed it off.
derilium