Magic Massage Bra Enlarges Breasts

Oh Pangao, you got me at "Enlarge female's breast obviously: Pangao breast enhancer can stimulate female's breast, accelerate blood circulation and activate cell renewal and hormone secretion through physical massage with forceful vibration balls inside." YES!

According to the company, this "micro-computerized, low-voltage, intensity adjustable" Magic Massage Bra will do all these things:

• Make breast up. • Dredge breast glands. • Eliminate blood stasis. • Effectively prevent women from breasts diseases and flaccid • Also can move fat and make a well-shaped figure. • If use it often, you can have a sound sleep, immunity from disease and better internal secretion.

Whatever all that pseudoscientific crap means, don't buy this snake oil. If you are a woman, get a magnetic bra or a bra booster instead and call the boyscouts for your breast massages. [Alibaba via Nerd Approved]


Comments

    Was that a spoof video? i swear the boys were crossing their legs to hide the boner.
    Either way, i'm definately enrolling my son in scouts...
    Bring on the Titties.. erm i mean badges...

    I COULDNT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY HAHAHAHA.

    I loved it all. "We are targeting younger women"

    I was waiting for them to say "We aren't looking for cougars" BAHAHAHAHAA

    "We looked all over the internet for information...the information can be confusing"

    WHICH PORN SITE WAS IT????? BAHAHAHAHA

    "This site was really good"

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    THIS IS SO FUNNY. KUDOS TO GIZMODO. MADE MY DAY.

    Gonna promote this link to EVERYONE AHAHAHAHAHA OMG

    someone should make them check for testical cancer and prostate cancer instead ill bet you they'll regret ever mentioning testing for anything like that again

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