Some find baby dolls cute. Others realise their potential for holding your stuff—if they’re chopped to bits and fastened to wood.

Glued and screwed to a vintage mahogany tray, these doll limbs have transcended from merely looking adorable to the highest role a toy stolen from your sister can hold: a barbaric craft project. The Hooktastic Holdall, available for $US50, is tough enough to hold your coat, innocent enough to avoid the trashcan and repulsive enough to keep neighbours at bay. Run, don’t walk, for the one unit in stock. [Etsy via 7Gadgets]