Caption Contest: Quick! Press The Red Button!
Taken at Sony’s new BD disc factory yesterday. It’s so good, it almost doesn’t need a caption. But go nuts anyway…
Image by James Morgan.
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“…and if you take a look to your left, you’ll see one of the 21st century’s first communications ministers. Kept in Cryo-stasis for the good of the nation, his storage facility was later dubbed “The Conroy Filter”. Ladies and gentlemen, please keep behind the barricades at all times for your own safety. That release button is still active, even today…”
I did pee pee and used my shirt to clean the spill. Now I need showers.
Beam me up scotty………..
What, you mean i stepped into the vaporiser?? F*&k, it was the wrong door!!!!
Meanwhile – everyone else on the Starship Enterprise rushed to press the red button and kill this braindead F*cker off
Look right wing Christian loby i’m even dressing in all white to make up for dragging my feet in the internet filter you want…
now where did i put that pointy white hat with cut outs for eyes…………..
“Quick, Claire-bear, hit the button – Sylar’s right behind me!”
“Press to Flush”
“You have upset Mr Bigglesworth, and when people upset Mr Bigglesworth they DIE!!!!!!”
The stop button: Just in case HD dvd ever becomes popular again
Everyone who is against filtering will be trapped in this clean room for all time, and be forced to listen to me use terms I have no knowledge of
Don’t worry Senator, it is just a trial, what do you have to worry about?
We will decide what the fatal gas concentration is after the trial. We will be informed by the trial results.
Haha, see? You people don’t have the balls to do anything about me!
I’M UNSTOPPABLE!!!
What do you mean you swapped the nerve gas for laughing gas? Now how are we meant to get rid of the guy that takes 30mins extra each lunch?!?
Press red button to dispense one (1) censorbot.
“Big Brother is washing you.”
“Cryogenics. Fun! With a friend!”
Quick blow the airlock the monster is at the door!
“Comrade Conroy you have been found guilty of conspiracy to filter Internet in Australia, No need to plead guilty as you will be given the same choice you gave Australia” “PUSH THE RED BUTTON”
*AUSTRALIA APPLAUDS*
“Surgically removed from parliament before Internet filter implantation. Subject: Conroy, S., career stalled during the procedure.” Man, we can’t let even one of those things get near Blu-Ray.
Staff at the Sony factory had always considered the “In Case of Conroy” button overkill… that was until they experienced the terror of Conroy attack first hand.
The others in here will realise soon enough: Baked Beans for lunch…
If only zee Germans ran the Sony plant….
Air shower tickles when it squirts up like this. Wait up, guys.
“Damn these cologne injections are killing me! I wish i could stop smiling and go back to ruining the internets~~”
Chuck Norris is the only man can Roundhouse kick this button with Conroy still smiling to his death!
Someone better press that button because that guy behind me is somewhat into me.
This is how Dr Manhattan got his 6 pack and giant blue schlong? Press the button!
+1
Absolute Gold!
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