“…and if you take a look to your left, you’ll see one of the 21st century’s first communications ministers. Kept in Cryo-stasis for the good of the nation, his storage facility was later dubbed “The Conroy Filter”. Ladies and gentlemen, please keep behind the barricades at all times for your own safety. That release button is still active, even today…”
“Comrade Conroy you have been found guilty of conspiracy to filter Internet in Australia, No need to plead guilty as you will be given the same choice you gave Australia” “PUSH THE RED BUTTON”
“Surgically removed from parliament before Internet filter implantation. Subject: Conroy, S., career stalled during the procedure.” Man, we can’t let even one of those things get near Blu-Ray.
Staff at the Sony factory had always considered the “In Case of Conroy” button overkill… that was until they experienced the terror of Conroy attack first hand.
Taken at Sony’s new BD disc factory yesterday. It’s so good, it almost doesn’t need a caption. But go nuts anyway…
Matt
June 11, 2009 at 11:17 AM
“…and if you take a look to your left, you’ll see one of the 21st century’s first communications ministers. Kept in Cryo-stasis for the good of the nation, his storage facility was later dubbed “The Conroy Filter”. Ladies and gentlemen, please keep behind the barricades at all times for your own safety. That release button is still active, even today…”
Report PermalinkVolg
June 11, 2009 at 1:06 PM
I did pee pee and used my shirt to clean the spill. Now I need showers.
Report Permalinksurfer79
June 11, 2009 at 11:18 AM
Beam me up scotty………..
What, you mean i stepped into the vaporiser?? F*&k, it was the wrong door!!!!
Meanwhile – everyone else on the Starship Enterprise rushed to press the red button and kill this braindead F*cker off
Report PermalinkMarek Diug
June 11, 2009 at 12:02 PM
Look right wing Christian loby i’m even dressing in all white to make up for dragging my feet in the internet filter you want…
now where did i put that pointy white hat with cut outs for eyes…………..
Report PermalinkNamarrgon
June 11, 2009 at 12:03 PM
“Quick, Claire-bear, hit the button – Sylar’s right behind me!”
Report PermalinkPaul
June 11, 2009 at 12:26 PM
“Press to Flush”
Report Permalinkmick
June 11, 2009 at 12:08 PM
“You have upset Mr Bigglesworth, and when people upset Mr Bigglesworth they DIE!!!!!!”
Report PermalinkJames Golfis
June 11, 2009 at 12:21 PM
The stop button: Just in case HD dvd ever becomes popular again
Report PermalinkJeff Fowler
June 11, 2009 at 12:39 PM
Everyone who is against filtering will be trapped in this clean room for all time, and be forced to listen to me use terms I have no knowledge of
Report PermalinkCW
June 11, 2009 at 12:47 PM
Don’t worry Senator, it is just a trial, what do you have to worry about?
We will decide what the fatal gas concentration is after the trial. We will be informed by the trial results.
Report PermalinkToejam
June 11, 2009 at 12:50 PM
Haha, see? You people don’t have the balls to do anything about me!
I’M UNSTOPPABLE!!!
Report PermalinkKevin Smith
June 11, 2009 at 1:11 PM
What do you mean you swapped the nerve gas for laughing gas? Now how are we meant to get rid of the guy that takes 30mins extra each lunch?!?
Report PermalinkJonno
June 11, 2009 at 1:12 PM
Press red button to dispense one (1) censorbot.
Report Permalinkkrm
June 11, 2009 at 1:17 PM
“Big Brother is washing you.”
Report PermalinkJustin
June 11, 2009 at 1:32 PM
“Cryogenics. Fun! With a friend!”
Report PermalinkMatty B
June 11, 2009 at 1:35 PM
Quick blow the airlock the monster is at the door!
Report PermalinkSean Johnson
June 11, 2009 at 1:39 PM
“Comrade Conroy you have been found guilty of conspiracy to filter Internet in Australia, No need to plead guilty as you will be given the same choice you gave Australia” “PUSH THE RED BUTTON”
*AUSTRALIA APPLAUDS*
Report PermalinkAndrew
June 11, 2009 at 1:44 PM
“Surgically removed from parliament before Internet filter implantation. Subject: Conroy, S., career stalled during the procedure.” Man, we can’t let even one of those things get near Blu-Ray.
Report PermalinkMDolley
June 11, 2009 at 1:46 PM
Staff at the Sony factory had always considered the “In Case of Conroy” button overkill… that was until they experienced the terror of Conroy attack first hand.
Report PermalinkSean
June 11, 2009 at 1:54 PM
The others in here will realise soon enough: Baked Beans for lunch…
Report PermalinkGordon
June 11, 2009 at 1:56 PM
If only zee Germans ran the Sony plant….
Report PermalinkMark
June 11, 2009 at 2:01 PM
Air shower tickles when it squirts up like this. Wait up, guys.
Report PermalinkMatt
June 11, 2009 at 2:05 PM
“Damn these cologne injections are killing me! I wish i could stop smiling and go back to ruining the internets~~”
Report PermalinkRusso
June 11, 2009 at 2:17 PM
Chuck Norris is the only man can Roundhouse kick this button with Conroy still smiling to his death!
Report PermalinkRhys Keane
June 11, 2009 at 2:41 PM
Someone better press that button because that guy behind me is somewhat into me.
Report PermalinkFoxe
June 11, 2009 at 2:52 PM
This is how Dr Manhattan got his 6 pack and giant blue schlong? Press the button!
Report PermalinkNick Broughall
June 11, 2009 at 3:11 PM
+1
Absolute Gold!
Report Permalinkr2d2
June 11, 2009 at 3:15 PM
Push the button to win a prize.
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