Bumblebee Voice Mixer Helmet: Because Seducing Megan Fox Is Futile

5:40AM June 16, 2009 | Mark Wilson

We’re a bunch of dorks. You’re a bunch of dorks. So screw it. Let’s stop trying to constantly impress girls and just pick up some Bumblebee voice-changing masks already.

Much like the Optimus Prime mask demonstrated by our very own Autobot-aspiring Brian Lam, this Bumblebee mask uses the power of three AAs to transform your voice into a modulated mess. The good news, however, is that since it’s a mask, few people will know who’s wearing the ages five to adult toy. And even fewer people will risk life, limb and general reputation to check. [Hasbro via 2dayBlog via Botropolis]


Comments

  • Corey Dilley

    June 23, 2009 at 12:22 PM

    Masterfully written. So funny and true.

  • John McCarthy

    March 2, 2010 at 12:03 AM

    5 to Adult? How big is this thing? That’s an awfully wide age range, or is there an assumption on the part of the manufacturer that any adult who would want this has a small head?

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