There are only 17 more sleeps until we get to watch Christian Bale take out all his rage on an army of humanoid robots hellbent on human destruction. And while we’re super excited for the upcoming Terminator film, five of you should be very excited by the chance to win a free copy of the Xbox 360 game that ties in to the movie…
Roberto
May 18, 2009 at 6:29 PM
Press Ctrl+Alt+Del, choose Task Manager, right-click Terminator.exe, choose End Task.
Report PermalinkKaze
May 18, 2009 at 6:37 PM
tell him the glories of the iphone and his computer brain would not be able to understand the crappiness
Report PermalinkWShakes
May 18, 2009 at 7:14 PM
Shaketh the mortal ones of earth
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Shall terminate their foes
Hicks
May 18, 2009 at 7:20 PM
I say we take off and nuke them from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure
Report PermalinkSebastian
May 18, 2009 at 7:59 PM
According to Dr Striker from xmen adamantium is the strongest metal avaliable, so make adamantium bullets!!!
Report Permalinkjohnny
May 18, 2009 at 8:07 PM
Tell him the Predator has been sleeping his wife and then when he starts sobbing, kick him in the nuts.
Report PermalinkLonnie Beal
May 18, 2009 at 8:18 PM
Give him to kevin rudd, surely he will find away to screw him up. maybe scrap metal to fund another “stimulus bonus”.
Report PermalinkPeter
May 18, 2009 at 8:59 PM
Get Chuck Norris to pay him a visit!
Report PermalinkSenator Lee
May 18, 2009 at 9:47 PM
Z:\remoteconnectspike>connect-Pass{JConnor}
T800:\dir
Termin~1 EXE 8,008,135
T800:\del
T800:\uplink Z:\SummerGlau
T800:\dance
Report Permalinkjason
May 18, 2009 at 10:04 PM
Put them on the Rock of Love bus with Bret Michaels, he’ll give them all fatal amount of herpes… even the male terminators …. that guy will infect anything that moves.
Report Permalinkbotteur
May 18, 2009 at 10:35 PM
Call his ex, and watch her finish him the exterminator way.
Report PermalinkZac
May 18, 2009 at 10:41 PM
Make him watch himself being portrayed on the Sarah Connor Chronicles. 5 minutes and he will terminate himself.
Report PermalinkBob
May 18, 2009 at 10:46 PM
Get him to try and work out the plot on Lost. His mind will be so confused he’ll explode.
Report PermalinkStone
May 19, 2009 at 1:02 AM
First install Windows Vista and then update to the latest NVIDIA drivers …
Report Permalinkwilliam
May 19, 2009 at 2:52 AM
magnetize them all so they all will be stuck together.
Report PermalinkShavi
May 19, 2009 at 7:20 AM
mm..pull the plug? if that doesn’t work blow the head off..
Report PermalinkDavid Bunt
May 19, 2009 at 9:01 AM
Introduce them to World of Warcraft, and watch as they gradually wither away in front of a screen.
Report PermalinkMacGyver
May 19, 2009 at 9:15 AM
Paperclip, duct tape and an old shoe.
Report PermalinkDavid
May 19, 2009 at 10:24 AM
Connect him to the cityrail network
Report Permalinkpsyc
May 19, 2009 at 10:32 AM
Construct one giant super-powered industrial blender, acquire camera, record segment “Will it blend?”
Report PermalinkMarshall Hughes
May 19, 2009 at 10:40 AM
Add Terminator related content to the ACMA blacklist and let Stephen Conroy take care of the rest.
Report PermalinkDaniel
May 19, 2009 at 10:57 AM
Get Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick its head off!
Report Permalinkbennie
May 19, 2009 at 11:05 AM
Plug him into one of my Xbox 360′s and watch him RROD.
Report PermalinkChaps
May 19, 2009 at 11:24 AM
Just add Skynet to the ACMA watch list and the great Australian Firewall will take care of the rest.
Report PermalinkAaron K
May 19, 2009 at 12:14 PM
While 40mm grenades might be fun, the only way to beat the machine is to get it to play it self at Tic-Tac-Toe.
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