There are only 17 more sleeps until we get to watch Christian Bale take out all his rage on an army of humanoid robots hellbent on human destruction. And while we’re super excited for the upcoming Terminator film, five of you should be very excited by the chance to win a free copy of the Xbox 360 game that ties in to the movie…
Glenn Taylor
May 18, 2009 at 12:43 PM
Everyone knows there is only one way to destroy a Terminator, the same way you destroy any other robot. With a logical paradox!
Report PermalinkMr Scorpio
May 18, 2009 at 12:48 PM
Reprogram terminator on windows, wait for bsod.
Report PermalinkSean
May 18, 2009 at 12:53 PM
Strap an iPod to it & send it to Redfern after dark.
Report PermalinkHank Scorpio
May 18, 2009 at 1:05 PM
With flash photography, Nikon sb900 set to strobe, then a full power finisher.
Report Permalinkshane
May 18, 2009 at 1:19 PM
with a flick of the hat and a friendly smile?
Report PermalinkSamuelK
May 18, 2009 at 1:29 PM
Push it into Christian Bale’s line of sight whilst he’s doing a take.
I actually adore Christian Bale, don’t get me wrong!
Report Permalinkjosh
May 18, 2009 at 1:39 PM
Sorry.
Report PermalinkThere is no hope
they cannot be defeated
I heartily welcome our Terminator overlords
Mind you, LEGO Terminators could be beat!
And fun too!
Chris
May 18, 2009 at 1:40 PM
Tell Chuck Norris they are outlawing fashionable mullets and moustaches. Sit back and watch Chuck roundhouse kick them all to death.
Report PermalinkMatt
May 18, 2009 at 1:45 PM
The best way to terminate a Terminator is to put a Dollhouse right behind it, wait half a season and it’ll be all but finished.
Report PermalinkForrest
May 18, 2009 at 1:49 PM
Get them to call HP technical support… The sheer frustration and time wasted is enough to Terminate anything!
Report PermalinkCam
May 18, 2009 at 2:04 PM
Chocolate Milk and Cookies!?
Oh wait.. that’s Santa – let’s finish him off and THEN we’ll go after the Terminators!
Report Permalinkdamono
May 18, 2009 at 3:18 PM
Hook up the terminator to the xbox 360 game, leave on for a few minutes and wait for it to RROD, thus taking out the Terminator with it. Wait.. should I be saying that considering this is a Xbox 360 promo? :)
Report Permalinkkjb
May 18, 2009 at 3:34 PM
put him in a brett ratner movie, that would kill the entire franchise
Report PermalinkAdam
May 18, 2009 at 3:49 PM
Give him a mobile phone and the number of a sexy fembot – he’ll soon be driving while texting and have a fatal crash. Terminated!
Report PermalinkRob_Jedi
May 18, 2009 at 3:53 PM
Don’t pay the special effects guys, they’ll disappear in post production.
Report PermalinkJabba
May 18, 2009 at 4:25 PM
Tell his lady-terminator-friend there’s a sale..she should take him cause’ his duds’ are outdated. No need to do more, he’ll self-terminate.
Report PermalinkWilly Vanilly
May 18, 2009 at 4:38 PM
If I happened to see a terminator making it’s way towards me, I’d run and hide in a drain then wait for it to come closer, then once it’s directly above me… BAM!!! I’d explode out of the drain and go John Hopoate on his ass! Assimilate that asshole!!!
Report PermalinkMaxine
May 18, 2009 at 4:42 PM
Let ‘em sit through 5 Seasons of LOST and ask ‘em
Report Permalink“what is the loop-hole ? “
Alby
May 18, 2009 at 4:49 PM
Let Uwe Bol take over the Terminator franchise. He terminates everything he touches.
Report PermalinkAndrew
May 18, 2009 at 4:52 PM
Show him how to read webcomics and blogs. He will NEVER bother you again…
Report Permalinkmence
May 18, 2009 at 4:52 PM
Get him to fight himself. After all, the only way to win is not to play.
Report PermalinkRohan
May 18, 2009 at 5:30 PM
Call up our good buddy Predator, I’m sure (s)he has the tools
Report PermalinkMickS
May 18, 2009 at 6:07 PM
Terminate then via email and have security walk them out of the building…that’s how HR do it at my work :)
Report PermalinkAsh
May 18, 2009 at 6:13 PM
Get Team America, once they’re finished there wont be much left for the terminators to fight for :p
Report PermalinkBrett
May 18, 2009 at 6:15 PM
Make it listen to Lady Gaga!
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