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Win! One Of Five Terminator: Salvation XBox 360 Games!

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There are only 17 more sleeps until we get to watch Christian Bale take out all his rage on an army of humanoid robots hellbent on human destruction. And while we’re super excited for the upcoming Terminator film, five of you should be very excited by the chance to win a free copy of the Xbox 360 game that ties in to the movie…

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  • Glenn Taylor

    Everyone knows there is only one way to destroy a Terminator, the same way you destroy any other robot. With a logical paradox!

  • Mr Scorpio

    Reprogram terminator on windows, wait for bsod.

  • Sean

    Strap an iPod to it & send it to Redfern after dark.

  • Hank Scorpio

    With flash photography, Nikon sb900 set to strobe, then a full power finisher.

  • shane

    with a flick of the hat and a friendly smile?

  • SamuelK

    Push it into Christian Bale’s line of sight whilst he’s doing a take.

    I actually adore Christian Bale, don’t get me wrong!

  • josh

    Sorry.
    There is no hope
    they cannot be defeated
    I heartily welcome our Terminator overlords
    Mind you, LEGO Terminators could be beat!
    And fun too!

  • Chris

    Tell Chuck Norris they are outlawing fashionable mullets and moustaches. Sit back and watch Chuck roundhouse kick them all to death.

  • Matt

    The best way to terminate a Terminator is to put a Dollhouse right behind it, wait half a season and it’ll be all but finished.

  • Forrest

    Get them to call HP technical support… The sheer frustration and time wasted is enough to Terminate anything!

  • Cam

    Chocolate Milk and Cookies!?

    Oh wait.. that’s Santa – let’s finish him off and THEN we’ll go after the Terminators!

  • damono

    Hook up the terminator to the xbox 360 game, leave on for a few minutes and wait for it to RROD, thus taking out the Terminator with it. Wait.. should I be saying that considering this is a Xbox 360 promo? :)

  • kjb

    put him in a brett ratner movie, that would kill the entire franchise

  • Adam

    Give him a mobile phone and the number of a sexy fembot – he’ll soon be driving while texting and have a fatal crash. Terminated!

  • Rob_Jedi

    Don’t pay the special effects guys, they’ll disappear in post production.

  • Jabba

    Tell his lady-terminator-friend there’s a sale..she should take him cause’ his duds’ are outdated. No need to do more, he’ll self-terminate.

  • Willy Vanilly

    If I happened to see a terminator making it’s way towards me, I’d run and hide in a drain then wait for it to come closer, then once it’s directly above me… BAM!!! I’d explode out of the drain and go John Hopoate on his ass! Assimilate that asshole!!!

  • Maxine

    Let ‘em sit through 5 Seasons of LOST and ask ‘em
    “what is the loop-hole ? “

  • Alby

    Let Uwe Bol take over the Terminator franchise. He terminates everything he touches.

  • Andrew

    Show him how to read webcomics and blogs. He will NEVER bother you again…

  • mence

    Get him to fight himself. After all, the only way to win is not to play.

  • Rohan

    Call up our good buddy Predator, I’m sure (s)he has the tools

  • MickS

    Terminate then via email and have security walk them out of the building…that’s how HR do it at my work :)

  • Ash

    Get Team America, once they’re finished there wont be much left for the terminators to fight for :p

  • Brett

    Make it listen to Lady Gaga!

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