There are only 17 more sleeps until we get to watch Christian Bale take out all his rage on an army of humanoid robots hellbent on human destruction. And while we’re super excited for the upcoming Terminator film, five of you should be very excited by the chance to win a free copy of the Xbox 360 game that ties in to the movie…
David
May 18, 2009 at 10:59 AM
Get a american bank to fund them!
Report PermalinkElliot
May 18, 2009 at 11:05 AM
Nothing beats molten metal, but crushing helicoptor is a close second.
Report PermalinkFraser O
May 18, 2009 at 11:06 AM
Pop him in the microwave!
Report Permalinkferal
May 18, 2009 at 11:11 AM
The best way to terminate a terminator would involve an awful lot of specially designed duct tape and a ceiling made of strengthened titanium.
Report PermalinkNathan Walters
May 18, 2009 at 11:14 AM
Connect it to Telstra!
Report Permalinksylvester liew
May 18, 2009 at 11:16 AM
dip him in my mum’s hot chicken curry.followed by throwing him to my 2 labradors, i’d bet they chew his socks off!
Report Permalinkrangott
May 18, 2009 at 11:19 AM
apparantly you give them a extra chromosome
Report PermalinkSad Bob the Terminator
May 18, 2009 at 11:20 AM
“Bob, you’ve consistently failed to meet projected quarterly bodycount targets, and you sexually harass the photocopier everyday. We’re going to have to let you go.”
Report PermalinkRook
May 18, 2009 at 11:27 AM
Introduce him to the only artificial life form capable of more destruction: Tickle Me Elmo Model T.M.X.
Report Permalinkjason R
May 18, 2009 at 11:32 AM
Get him to accidentally walk onto Christian Bale’s set. Bale will then yell him to death.
Report PermalinkDen
May 18, 2009 at 11:35 AM
Take him to the steel works and walk him over to a vat of Molten metal give him the thumbs up he tentatively places his toes into the vat and then provide further encouragement to get fully immersed by singing You could be mine by GnR
Report PermalinkDanny
May 18, 2009 at 11:36 AM
There is one more chip! I cannot self-terminate. You must lower me into the steel! (Sarah lowers him into the malt lava)
Report Permalinkjason R
May 18, 2009 at 11:37 AM
force the terminator to play “vampire rain” on XB360 for 5 mins… then sit back and watch it terminate itself.
Report PermalinkMaxine
May 18, 2009 at 11:41 AM
Since the Doctor is busy, call in the Daleks …
Report Permalink“Exterminate.. Exterminate”
Paul
May 18, 2009 at 11:44 AM
Uzi 9mm .
Report PermalinkSean
May 18, 2009 at 12:01 PM
Chuck it in a volcano!
Report PermalinkDaniel Pertovt
May 18, 2009 at 12:05 PM
Send John Connor back in time to the exact same spot the T1000 appeared, “overwriting” him, and changing the course of history!
Report PermalinkHua
May 18, 2009 at 12:15 PM
You use “the game”, remember its all in the approach! And like in the simpsons, the robots cry then catch on fire. DONE
Report Permalinktrist
May 18, 2009 at 12:22 PM
My favourite way of terminating a terminator is to put them in the microwave…watch them dance and sparkle!! Hours of fun.
Report PermalinkLady Sedetha
May 18, 2009 at 12:22 PM
The best way to kill a terminator is squicsh them between a wall and a semi and remove the chip.
Report PermalinkBrett Donovan
May 18, 2009 at 12:30 PM
Send them to work for the government. Even a terminator couldn’t survive the mind numbing boredom or messy office politics
Report Permalinkattila
May 18, 2009 at 12:33 PM
By shooting from the dark at the locus point where the line through the sun is tangent i.e. terminate a Terminator using the terminator (solar)!
Report Permalinktate straker
May 18, 2009 at 12:34 PM
To put the asta la vista on the terminators microsoft vista software
Report PermalinkAndrew
May 18, 2009 at 12:34 PM
By wasting a bunch of movies traveling through time attempting to stop the creation of SKYNET, only to eventually realize that a nuke will do too.
Report Permalinkp3rpl3x
May 18, 2009 at 12:40 PM
getting Skynet to deal with Australia’s abysmal broadband speeds
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