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Win! One Of Five Terminator: Salvation XBox 360 Games!

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There are only 17 more sleeps until we get to watch Christian Bale take out all his rage on an army of humanoid robots hellbent on human destruction. And while we’re super excited for the upcoming Terminator film, five of you should be very excited by the chance to win a free copy of the Xbox 360 game that ties in to the movie…

Comments

  • David

    Get a american bank to fund them!

  • Elliot

    Nothing beats molten metal, but crushing helicoptor is a close second.

  • Fraser O

    Pop him in the microwave!

  • feral

    The best way to terminate a terminator would involve an awful lot of specially designed duct tape and a ceiling made of strengthened titanium.

  • Nathan Walters

    Connect it to Telstra!

  • sylvester liew

    dip him in my mum’s hot chicken curry.followed by throwing him to my 2 labradors, i’d bet they chew his socks off!

  • rangott

    apparantly you give them a extra chromosome

  • Sad Bob the Terminator

    “Bob, you’ve consistently failed to meet projected quarterly bodycount targets, and you sexually harass the photocopier everyday. We’re going to have to let you go.”

  • Rook

    Introduce him to the only artificial life form capable of more destruction: Tickle Me Elmo Model T.M.X.

  • jason R

    Get him to accidentally walk onto Christian Bale’s set. Bale will then yell him to death.

  • Den

    Take him to the steel works and walk him over to a vat of Molten metal give him the thumbs up he tentatively places his toes into the vat and then provide further encouragement to get fully immersed by singing You could be mine by GnR

  • Danny

    There is one more chip! I cannot self-terminate. You must lower me into the steel! (Sarah lowers him into the malt lava)

  • jason R

    force the terminator to play “vampire rain” on XB360 for 5 mins… then sit back and watch it terminate itself.

  • Maxine

    Since the Doctor is busy, call in the Daleks …
    “Exterminate.. Exterminate”

  • Paul

    Uzi 9mm .

  • Sean

    Chuck it in a volcano!

  • Daniel Pertovt

    Send John Connor back in time to the exact same spot the T1000 appeared, “overwriting” him, and changing the course of history!

  • Hua

    You use “the game”, remember its all in the approach! And like in the simpsons, the robots cry then catch on fire. DONE

  • trist

    My favourite way of terminating a terminator is to put them in the microwave…watch them dance and sparkle!! Hours of fun.

  • Lady Sedetha

    The best way to kill a terminator is squicsh them between a wall and a semi and remove the chip.

  • Brett Donovan

    Send them to work for the government. Even a terminator couldn’t survive the mind numbing boredom or messy office politics

  • attila

    By shooting from the dark at the locus point where the line through the sun is tangent i.e. terminate a Terminator using the terminator (solar)!

  • tate straker

    To put the asta la vista on the terminators microsoft vista software

  • Andrew

    By wasting a bunch of movies traveling through time attempting to stop the creation of SKYNET, only to eventually realize that a nuke will do too.

  • p3rpl3x

    getting Skynet to deal with Australia’s abysmal broadband speeds

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