Calling someone a douche isn’t something we take lightly, but Wes Moss, the star of Microsoft’s latest Zune ad has all the credentials. Let’s look, shall we?
Even if we put aside the fact that he looks and talks and gestures like a douche, he has plenty of douchey bullet points to put him very high on the douche point scale.
• He’s a financial planner. (+5 DP)
• He’s read the WSJ since he was 11 (+10 DP)
• He grew up near old money (+3 DP)
• He’s written two financial planning books (+2 DP)
• He hosts a local talk radio show (+11 DP)
• Runs his own website for financial planning, with his headshot—taken a few years ago, it seems—squarely on the front (+5 DP)
• He was on season two of the Apprentice (+30 DP)
• He was fired from season two of the Apprentice (+5 DP)
• His name is Wes Moss (+1 DP)
That’s a 72 on the douche point scale. In comparison, Shia LeBouf only scores a 32, and this guy on the left with the collars only hits a 14.
Thanks, Fortune, for digging up all the reasons why this guy’s a horrible, horrible person. Of course, all these points are unnecessary if you’d just watch the video. [Fortune]
tbag
Friday, May 29, 2009 at 6:10 AMlol i typed in “douche from zune pass ads” into google and got this artcile, great shit this guy needs to get whatever M$ shoved up his ass out immediately.
tcg
Wednesday, June 17, 2009 at 1:21 PMit’s funny to me that before i tried to be clever on i looked who’d been before me – - go gizmodo — i googled the following: “wes moss is a paid douche bag” and up came the giz.
i have a bunch of apple products, of course, but it’s so silly to me that people who have the money to hire the best come up with the silliest ways to justify their existence. and do so so poorly.