Wall-E vs. Johnny 5: Who Would Win In a Deathmatch?

The question of which machine is deadliest of all-time has already been answered—but it’s the bonus round that will prove to be the most exciting matchup. Who would win in a battle between Wall-E and Johnny 5?


Yeah, it’s kind of like pitting a puppy vs a toddler…but I digress.

This tournament poll of the world’s deadliest robots was proposed to us by our friend PW Singer, author of Wired for War: The Robotics Revolution and Conflict in the 21st Century which we covered last March. Stay tuned for more scary-arse robots wreaking havoc on fleshy humans and metallic adversaries alike.

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(7 Comments)
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    BrownCoat

    Monday, May 25, 2009 at 12:23 AM

    Wall-E

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    Rob_Jedi

    Monday, May 25, 2009 at 12:26 PM

    Odd death match, they are almost the same robot. They use the same track system, both have a laser capable of cutting stuff up. Admittedly Johny 5 was originally a military model. Wall E has way more years under his belt and experience at self repair, he lacks aggressiveness though.

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    cleverclogs

    Monday, May 25, 2009 at 4:38 PM

    Though Johnny 5 would ultimately win, Wall-E’s penchant for pressing buttons/squeezing triggers etc would have him only lose by a whisker.

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    Juan

    Tuesday, May 26, 2009 at 12:27 AM

    JHONNY FIVE IS GOD

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    matt

    Tuesday, May 26, 2009 at 12:13 PM

    rust.

    rust would win

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    Josh

    Saturday, June 6, 2009 at 2:34 AM

    lol…. um wall-e’s girl eve would destroy johnny nr 5 if he even touched wally… lol …. eve is a bad ass!

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    Emanuel

    Thursday, May 10, 2012 at 1:53 AM

    Wall-e would win because he uses sunlight to recharge

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