Wall-E vs. Johnny 5: Who Would Win In a Deathmatch?
The question of which machine is deadliest of all-time has already been answered—but it’s the bonus round that will prove to be the most exciting matchup. Who would win in a battle between Wall-E and Johnny 5?
Yeah, it’s kind of like pitting a puppy vs a toddler…but I digress.
This tournament poll of the world’s deadliest robots was proposed to us by our friend PW Singer, author of Wired for War: The Robotics Revolution and Conflict in the 21st Century which we covered last March. Stay tuned for more scary-arse robots wreaking havoc on fleshy humans and metallic adversaries alike.
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Wall-E
Odd death match, they are almost the same robot. They use the same track system, both have a laser capable of cutting stuff up. Admittedly Johny 5 was originally a military model. Wall E has way more years under his belt and experience at self repair, he lacks aggressiveness though.
Though Johnny 5 would ultimately win, Wall-E’s penchant for pressing buttons/squeezing triggers etc would have him only lose by a whisker.
JHONNY FIVE IS GOD
rust.
rust would win
lol…. um wall-e’s girl eve would destroy johnny nr 5 if he even touched wally… lol …. eve is a bad ass!