Perfect Cocaine Simulator Will Never Make It to the iPhone App Store
This is funny because a) it’s ultra-realistic and b) it is precisely one of the main uses of the iPhone in many clubs all around the world. And you gotta love their on-your-face sales pitch:
Be the envy of in-crowd. Get ejected from nightclubs. Shock and amaze your so-called friends. Get oral sex from Z-list celebrities.
Cocaine in a paragraph, boys and girls. Yours for five British pounds ($US7.40) and a jailbreak. [iSnort]
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I’m mostly commenting because I feel the reCAPTCHA is endorsing this product: “flecking legitimate”.
Amen, reCAPTCHA.
My recapture is even better- ‘Abuser Designed’, which while a little harsh, there s a difference between use and abuse, is surprisingly congruent with the article.
I has best recaptacha! antique doggerel. It’s what gets on the edge of your shoes when you’re running really fast through an antique store. I’ve seen it happen…
Ok the app looks legit because of the ball in the end of the bill roll. A metal ball would contact the screen enabling the contact for the snort. The only other thing I can think is either the card is metal or the phone just cuts you up 3 lines as the accelerometers get jar’d
Looks like something entertaining. Probably too close for the kids tho. Entice them to get the real thing.