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Perfect Cocaine Simulator Will Never Make It to the iPhone App Store

8:20AM May 1, 2009 | Jesus Diaz

This is funny because a) it’s ultra-realistic and b) it is precisely one of the main uses of the iPhone in many clubs all around the world. And you gotta love their on-your-face sales pitch:



Be the envy of in-crowd. Get ejected from nightclubs. Shock and amaze your so-called friends. Get oral sex from Z-list celebrities.

Cocaine in a paragraph, boys and girls. Yours for five British pounds ($US7.40) and a jailbreak. [iSnort]


Comments

  • Catherine Winters

    May 1, 2009 at 5:00 PM

    I’m mostly commenting because I feel the reCAPTCHA is endorsing this product: “flecking legitimate”.

    Amen, reCAPTCHA.

  • Trent

    May 4, 2009 at 10:46 AM

    My recapture is even better- ‘Abuser Designed’, which while a little harsh, there s a difference between use and abuse, is surprisingly congruent with the article.

  • Homer Fallswell

    May 8, 2009 at 7:11 AM

    I has best recaptacha! antique doggerel. It’s what gets on the edge of your shoes when you’re running really fast through an antique store. I’ve seen it happen…

  • Volure

    July 23, 2009 at 4:56 AM

    Ok the app looks legit because of the ball in the end of the bill roll. A metal ball would contact the screen enabling the contact for the snort. The only other thing I can think is either the card is metal or the phone just cuts you up 3 lines as the accelerometers get jar’d

    Looks like something entertaining. Probably too close for the kids tho. Entice them to get the real thing.

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