Stick these two on your head and put a kitten tail up your butt to become that weird guy who likes to play pussy when he’s home alone. Alternatively, use these as 2GB memory sticks.

The $US42 Neko Mimi Memory is what my furry nightmares are made of. Well, that an toothless Demi Moore. Fortunately, it’s only available in Japan, unlike Demi.