Cincinnati’s Real-Life Superheroes Could Use a Few More Lessons

Superheroes often have conflict with the public they’ve sworn to protect, but usually that conflict doesn’t involve snickering.

“The Shadow Hare” got the backstory right (abused as a child, several foster homes, dedicated his life to stopping crime), but he just doesn’t strike a particularly intimidating pose. And as a general rule to all amateur superheroes: Spandex is a very, very unforgiving fabric, only to be worn by society’s most physically fit. Not, you know, you guys. Or me, in fairness. [Switched]