What Did You Name Your Wi-Fi Connection?

7:00AM April 25, 2009 | Sean Fallon

The Jalopnik question “What Do You Call Your Car” got me thinking. We have already talked about harassing neighbours with Wi-Fi names, so I thought I would ask: what did you name your Wi-Fi connection?


[Image via HSV]

Comments

  • Doc Holland

    April 26, 2009 at 9:51 AM

    The Wi-Fi that i had up back up in Brisbane was called Fortress (Fortress of Solitude was too long :p)
    But back in Melbourne, it’s called ‘Cabal’

  • boxheadman

    April 26, 2009 at 10:16 AM

    We have had to reset ours a few times, so we started off with Unicorn-themes names such as ‘the magical land of unicorns’, ‘unicorn pool party’ and ‘revenge of the unicorns’. But now we have decided to stick with a good solid, Mighty Boosh themed ‘Zooniverse’.

  • Adam

    April 26, 2009 at 10:32 AM

    I live next to a retirement village and I swear to god there are two WIFI networks running there called throatyoghurt and cumfungus. I can’t look at old people the same way anymore.

  • Danny Boy

    April 26, 2009 at 1:11 PM

    My connection is called “Skynet”

  • megamanga

    April 26, 2009 at 7:03 PM

    my network is called niggatron because it is the only wireless network in my ghetto neighbourhood.

  • Daniel

    April 26, 2009 at 7:10 PM

    Mines CharlieUniformNovemberTango :P

  • sushant

    April 26, 2009 at 7:19 PM

    mines called pineapple because i like macs:)

  • pie141

    April 26, 2009 at 8:35 PM

    Well, my bluetooth is “I’m too sexy for my shirt”. The Wireless is “Inconcievable”

  • nick

    April 26, 2009 at 8:51 PM

    VoteLiberalHippies

  • Mikey

    April 26, 2009 at 9:37 PM

    I called mine ‘Thou Shall Not Steal’

  • N@

    April 27, 2009 at 12:43 AM

    Mine’s called The Winestain Project.

  • Nate

    April 27, 2009 at 12:54 AM

    Mine is ‘A Common Whore’ – you’re now connected too…

  • Wilson Cheng

    April 27, 2009 at 9:10 AM

    not_your_network

  • Lex

    April 27, 2009 at 3:13 PM

    ViDEODROME

  • bin laden

    April 27, 2009 at 5:21 PM

    remote detonator

  • Andrew

    April 27, 2009 at 5:36 PM

    Babyrapist.

    Winrar.

  • bryan

    April 27, 2009 at 6:10 PM

    I called mine Virus Host.

  • Trent

    April 27, 2009 at 6:30 PM

    I used mine for political advertising- vote4thegreens

  • Fixel

    April 28, 2009 at 8:45 AM

    IHaveALargeStick

  • Munza

    April 28, 2009 at 9:54 AM

    I called mine. “What you looking at”

  • Will D

    April 29, 2009 at 3:19 PM

    wtfmate

  • Andrew

    April 30, 2009 at 11:47 AM

    Called ours ‘ASIO Surveillance’

  • Dave

    May 4, 2009 at 12:50 PM

    Called mine INTERNETS.

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