Hey guys. Mark here—not some weird Russian spam advertisement. I just wanted to acknowledge that sometimes jokes aren’t funny to everyone, even on holidays. And if you want to filter our coverage, here’s how:
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- Mark
Will
April 2, 2009 at 12:44 PM
I just wanted to let you know that I’ve un-subscribed from your RSS feed, due to the excessive nonsensical ‘prank’ posts that have been cluttering my feed reader. It wouldn’t have been so painful if any of them were the least bit funny/clever.
Report PermalinkStupid Mark
April 2, 2009 at 1:12 PM
What’s the point of this jokes? It’s not even funny at all. My advice to you Mark, you should stop being funny and write a good article instead. If you don’t agree with me, why don’t you filter my comment by providing your real details here.
Report PermalinkRich
April 2, 2009 at 3:23 PM
Screw you giz I am off to engadget… if you’re going to make a funny make sure it is funny. They were all lame.
April Fools FAIL!
Report PermalinkLuke
April 2, 2009 at 4:35 PM
Get over it, one day out of 365. Gizmodo is happy to see you leave Will.
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