Armani Calyx Disappearing Kitchen

There’s nothing worse than walking in your kitchen only to see your stupid sink, cabinets and countertops. Amiright?

Armani’s Calyx (yes, that Armani) is a kitchen outfitted with decadent wood veneers, glass and woven metal…all of which are masked behind floor-to-ceiling doors. Armani calls the effect a “discreet environment.” I’d call it a cold and soul-sucking hospital room.

Besides, I’d over-stuff that kitchen like a WASP’s linen closet. There would be no end to the bright orange corners of Cheetos bags making their way through the door cracks, Man’s subconscious urge for untamed wilderness playing out in a quiet protest. [WIDN and SaukValley via BornRich]