I just can’t say because it’s under ultra-heavy embargo. The kind of embargo that, if I talk, will make someone to send ninja cyborgs from California to get me killed, chopped, and made into dumplings.
(It’s not a TV)
(It’s not a portable)
(It’s not a dead hooker, you psychos)
(It’s not a Real Doll—they come in bigger boxes)
Dan
Tuesday, March 3, 2009 at 11:27 AMI see an Apple Remote. I’m guessing new iMac/Mac Pro
AWESOME
Pricie
Tuesday, March 3, 2009 at 12:08 PMIt must be some kind of alien laser turret, set to go off as soon as they arrive with their droid invasion army. They will be using it do minimalise resistance. DESTROY IT IMMEDIATELY for the sake of the Earth as we know it
Wade
Tuesday, March 3, 2009 at 12:21 PMits the mac touch table…a huge iphone
Adam
Tuesday, March 3, 2009 at 12:36 PMIf the running shoes are a hint, it could be a treadmill? But i’m hoping it’s something much cooler than that.
pmm
Tuesday, March 3, 2009 at 12:38 PMA pack of HP photo paper?
Jamie
Tuesday, March 3, 2009 at 1:22 PMIs it one of those fancy new ‘luggable’ computers?
Colin
Tuesday, March 3, 2009 at 1:39 PMJudging by the latest packaging standards.. it’s probably an iPod shuffle
Eugene
Tuesday, March 3, 2009 at 2:44 PMnew apple 32+” cinema display … snap
RDG
Tuesday, March 3, 2009 at 4:14 PMIt’s a new Epson Printer?
Clinton Jackson
Tuesday, March 3, 2009 at 5:42 PM700 containers of pinenut shovel cream
rich
Wednesday, March 4, 2009 at 12:08 AMIt’s your mum
A. Nooob
Wednesday, March 4, 2009 at 1:38 AMYou’re all wrong ! It’s an 800TB USB drive
Brendan K
Friday, March 6, 2009 at 2:52 PMit’s all the different versions of windows 7
Matt
Tuesday, April 7, 2009 at 2:55 PMReplica captains chair