What Is Inside This Huge Mystery Box?

9:00AM March 3, 2009 | Jesus Diaz

I just can’t say because it’s under ultra-heavy embargo. The kind of embargo that, if I talk, will make someone to send ninja cyborgs from California to get me killed, chopped, and made into dumplings.


(It’s not a TV)
(It’s not a portable)
(It’s not a dead hooker, you psychos)
(It’s not a Real Doll—they come in bigger boxes)

Comments

  • Dan

    March 3, 2009 at 11:27 AM

    I see an Apple Remote. I’m guessing new iMac/Mac Pro

    AWESOME

  • Pricie

    March 3, 2009 at 12:08 PM

    It must be some kind of alien laser turret, set to go off as soon as they arrive with their droid invasion army. They will be using it do minimalise resistance. DESTROY IT IMMEDIATELY for the sake of the Earth as we know it

  • Wade

    March 3, 2009 at 12:21 PM

    its the mac touch table…a huge iphone

  • Adam

    March 3, 2009 at 12:36 PM

    If the running shoes are a hint, it could be a treadmill? But i’m hoping it’s something much cooler than that.

  • pmm

    March 3, 2009 at 12:38 PM

    A pack of HP photo paper?

  • Jamie

    March 3, 2009 at 1:22 PM

    Is it one of those fancy new ‘luggable’ computers?

  • Colin

    March 3, 2009 at 1:39 PM

    Judging by the latest packaging standards.. it’s probably an iPod shuffle

  • Eugene

    March 3, 2009 at 2:44 PM

    new apple 32+” cinema display … snap

  • RDG

    March 3, 2009 at 4:14 PM

    It’s a new Epson Printer?

  • Clinton Jackson

    March 3, 2009 at 5:42 PM

    700 containers of pinenut shovel cream

  • rich

    March 4, 2009 at 12:08 AM

    It’s your mum

  • A. Nooob

    March 4, 2009 at 1:38 AM

    You’re all wrong ! It’s an 800TB USB drive

  • Brendan K

    March 6, 2009 at 2:52 PM

    it’s all the different versions of windows 7

  • Matt

    April 7, 2009 at 2:55 PM

    Replica captains chair

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