The Perfect MacBook Mini: Leak, Concept, or Fake, We Love It Anyway

I don’t know what this is and I don’t care. It may be a MacBook Mini concept. Or a crazy leak. Or just a perfect fake. Whatever it is, it’s beautiful. I want one badly.

According to a 9to5 reader, this perfect rendering, photoshop, or whatever the hell it is came inside a Russian magazine. My knowledge of Russian doesn’t go beyond “hey, wanna dance?”, “cheers,” and “you have beautiful blue eyes, let’s go back to mine” so I don’t have a clue about what this page is saying. If you speak the language of Dostoyevsky, drop me a line because I want to know.

Whatever they claim it is, I don’t care. It just looks too good and perfect to be true—which is why I want it to be real: It’s exactly as I can imagine it will be. And with the perfect, dream technical specs to boot:

• 10.4″ WXGA display.
• 1280 x 768 pixel with LED backlighting.
• NVIDIA MCP79
• Intel Atom Z740 1.83GHz with 1MB L2 cache.
• 2GB DDR3-800.
• NVIDIA GeForce 9400M
• 64GB Solid State Drive.
• Bluetooth 2.1 + EDR, Wi-Fi 802.11a/b/g/n
• 1 x USB 2.0
• 1 x Mini Display Port
• Battery Li-Ion 5100mA

According to them, it will come sometime in 2009 for $US899. You know, delivered to your door by ten flying Russian mail order brides, all of them virgin. Or something like that. [9to5]