Here’s something you should not do: put your cat in a bong when it’s being too rambunctious. You moron.
Sadly, that’s just what one Acea Schomaker of Omaha, Nebraska did. Cops responding to a domestic disturbance call found the 20-year-old asshole smoking weed out of a duct-taped plastic box with a garden hose running into it and the cat stuffed inside.
The cat was fine, luckily, if dazed. “She was on the front seat of the cop car, wrapped in a blanket, and never moved all the way to the humane society,” said one of the cops. It presumably ate a shitload of cat food when it got there.
Schomaker was fined $US400 and faces drug and misdemeanor animal cruelty charges, and the cat was removed from his custody. [Huffington Post]
Ian
March 4, 2009 at 1:45 PM
Aside from the obvious “big ups” to the author for correctly identifying this bubba as a particular type of asshole, I love the fact that the original story was sourced from “Huffington Post” (irony anyone?).
What size duct-taped plastic box should we put this idiot into as punishment ?
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