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Only The Poetic Will Win A Resident Evil 5 LE Xbox 360 Bundle

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1:30PM March 20, 2009 | Nick Broughall

The way to victory with our RE5 Limited Edition Xbox 360 bundle competition is fraught with danger – mostly in the form of not adhering to the competition rules…As much as we love the long, loving poetry and songs written about fragging zombies with your mad Xbox skills, to even be in with a shot at winning, you’ll need to write a Haiku. If you’re unfamiliar with the traditional oriental poetry styling, click here for a detailed run down.

Also remember to include the words “zombie” (or “zombies”), “red” and “Xbox”.

To try your hand at winning the prize, click through to the original competition post here and enter your haiku in comments.

Full T&Cs can be found here (pdf).

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  • MattyBonk

    March 20, 2009 at 3:37 PM

    These people aren’t dead,
    They walk around bleeding in red,
    Like xbox florid

  • MattyBonk

    March 20, 2009 at 3:38 PM

    These people aren’t dead,
    They walk around bleeding in red,
    Like xbox florid

  • Turkey_Fetus

    March 20, 2009 at 3:56 PM

    Shards of Bone, red gore
    All thats left of a zombie
    Xbox on the floor

  • Turkey_Fetus

    March 20, 2009 at 3:58 PM

    Red words, You Are Dead
    My fate sealed by zombie hordes
    Yell at the Xbox

  • Matt Milligan

    March 20, 2009 at 3:58 PM

    Blood Red Night
    Falling Zombies
    Xbox Lives

  • Turkey_Fetus

    March 20, 2009 at 3:59 PM

    Rancid, vile, red ooze
    Spewing from a zombies corpse
    Thanks to my Xbox

  • Turkey_Fetus

    March 20, 2009 at 4:03 PM

    A brand new Xbox
    Portal to Zombie Slaughter
    Vile red gore rains down

  • Turkey_Fetus

    March 20, 2009 at 4:07 PM

    Red, hot, magnum shell
    Sits next to a Zombie corpse
    Xbox, a new world

  • Croops

    March 20, 2009 at 4:10 PM

    Am I the only one who stuck to the comp rules and wrote a proper Haiku with both a kigo and kireji?!

  • Turkey_Fetus

    March 20, 2009 at 4:12 PM

    Sexy red Xbox
    Escape from Reality
    Send in the Zombies

  • Yagan Kiely

    March 20, 2009 at 7:56 PM

    Wouldn’t http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku_in_English be more apt?

  • m1ttens

    March 21, 2009 at 2:10 PM

    Zombie massacre
    Co-op with friends all night long
    Thank you red Xbox!

  • Adit

    March 21, 2009 at 6:19 PM

    Gizmodo Thread interest me
    Dreaming of Killing Zombies
    In the delusional world of the red xbox 360

  • DvD

    March 22, 2009 at 12:07 AM

    The color is red
    but it ain’t red ring of death
    and the zombies will driving you mad

  • mr-man

    March 22, 2009 at 10:02 AM

    For a red xbox
    I would kill a zombie with
    Used dental floss

  • Marcus

    March 22, 2009 at 10:21 AM

    Own a Red Xbox,
    Zombie rising freaks you out
    Shoot your grandfather

  • Star

    March 22, 2009 at 3:53 PM

    Zombies reek of death
    Like the fiery red ring
    Burning the Xbox

  • Star

    March 22, 2009 at 3:54 PM

    I am infected
    From the zombies red sharp fangs
    And Xbox fever

  • Star

    March 22, 2009 at 3:56 PM

    I can shoot zombies
    And play my cool red Xbox
    All at the same time

  • Richard Black

    March 22, 2009 at 6:52 PM

    Zombie blood rains down
    flatmate screams maniacally
    red xbox his love

  • Carissa

    March 23, 2009 at 6:27 AM

    me and my xbox 360 in red
    spent the day lopping off zombies heads
    been a big day im now off to bed

  • Sharon

    March 23, 2009 at 8:09 AM

    I kill Zombies dead
    On my xbox red playing
    Resident Evil

  • Ash

    March 23, 2009 at 10:53 AM

    lol it’s amazing that people can’t read :p

  • Robert Malinosky

    March 26, 2009 at 3:34 AM

    How could this happen?
    Zombies, zombies everywhere!
    Evil red Xbox!

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