The way to victory with our RE5 Limited Edition Xbox 360 bundle competition is fraught with danger – mostly in the form of not adhering to the competition rules…As much as we love the long, loving poetry and songs written about fragging zombies with your mad Xbox skills, to even be in with a shot at winning, you’ll need to write a Haiku. If you’re unfamiliar with the traditional oriental poetry styling, click here for a detailed run down.
Also remember to include the words “zombie” (or “zombies”), “red” and “Xbox”.
To try your hand at winning the prize, click through to the original competition post here and enter your haiku in comments.
Full T&Cs can be found here (pdf).
MattyBonk
Friday, March 20, 2009 at 3:37 PMThese people aren’t dead,
They walk around bleeding in red,
Like xbox florid
MattyBonk
Friday, March 20, 2009 at 3:38 PMThese people aren’t dead,
They walk around bleeding in red,
Like xbox florid
Turkey_Fetus
Friday, March 20, 2009 at 3:56 PMShards of Bone, red gore
All thats left of a zombie
Xbox on the floor
Turkey_Fetus
Friday, March 20, 2009 at 3:58 PMRed words, You Are Dead
My fate sealed by zombie hordes
Yell at the Xbox
Matt Milligan
Friday, March 20, 2009 at 3:58 PMBlood Red Night
Falling Zombies
Xbox Lives
Turkey_Fetus
Friday, March 20, 2009 at 3:59 PMRancid, vile, red ooze
Spewing from a zombies corpse
Thanks to my Xbox
Turkey_Fetus
Friday, March 20, 2009 at 4:03 PMA brand new Xbox
Portal to Zombie Slaughter
Vile red gore rains down
Turkey_Fetus
Friday, March 20, 2009 at 4:07 PMRed, hot, magnum shell
Sits next to a Zombie corpse
Xbox, a new world
Croops
Friday, March 20, 2009 at 4:10 PMAm I the only one who stuck to the comp rules and wrote a proper Haiku with both a kigo and kireji?!
Turkey_Fetus
Friday, March 20, 2009 at 4:12 PMSexy red Xbox
Escape from Reality
Send in the Zombies
Yagan Kiely
Friday, March 20, 2009 at 7:56 PMWouldn’t http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku_in_English be more apt?
m1ttens
Saturday, March 21, 2009 at 2:10 PMZombie massacre
Co-op with friends all night long
Thank you red Xbox!
Adit
Saturday, March 21, 2009 at 6:19 PMGizmodo Thread interest me
Dreaming of Killing Zombies
In the delusional world of the red xbox 360
DvD
Sunday, March 22, 2009 at 12:07 AMThe color is red
but it ain’t red ring of death
and the zombies will driving you mad
mr-man
Sunday, March 22, 2009 at 10:02 AMFor a red xbox
I would kill a zombie with
Used dental floss
Marcus
Sunday, March 22, 2009 at 10:21 AMOwn a Red Xbox,
Zombie rising freaks you out
Shoot your grandfather
Star
Sunday, March 22, 2009 at 3:53 PMZombies reek of death
Like the fiery red ring
Burning the Xbox
Star
Sunday, March 22, 2009 at 3:54 PMI am infected
From the zombies red sharp fangs
And Xbox fever
Star
Sunday, March 22, 2009 at 3:56 PMI can shoot zombies
And play my cool red Xbox
All at the same time
Richard Black
Sunday, March 22, 2009 at 6:52 PMZombie blood rains down
flatmate screams maniacally
red xbox his love
Carissa
Monday, March 23, 2009 at 6:27 AMme and my xbox 360 in red
spent the day lopping off zombies heads
been a big day im now off to bed
Sharon
Monday, March 23, 2009 at 8:09 AMI kill Zombies dead
On my xbox red playing
Resident Evil
Ash
Monday, March 23, 2009 at 10:53 AMlol it’s amazing that people can’t read :p
Robert Malinosky
Thursday, March 26, 2009 at 3:34 AMHow could this happen?
Zombies, zombies everywhere!
Evil red Xbox!