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Breaking John Mayer News: Jennifer Aniston Ends Relationship Because He Twittered Too Much

By Jason Chen on March 24, 2009 at 8:24 AM

“This heart didn’t come with instructions,” Twittered John Mayer, after Jennifer Aniston ended their relationship over the phone. The reason for the breakup? He twittered too much.

Apparently, John Mayer didn’t have time to write or call or text, offering up the “I’ve been so busy with work” excuse when Aniston called him up. Unfortunately for the tech-obsessed Mayer, he had time to post Twitter updates.

Maybe the fact that he’s now single will give him more time to provide tech support to his dad, play with his Sony Vaio, make two phone calls at once, punch out Tweets on his BlackBerry and get Apple products earlier than anyone else. That’s why we love you, John. [Telegraph via Twitter]

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