Woman’s Hair Weave May Have Stopped Bullet

Say what? A Kansas City woman with a tight weave gets shot at by her boyfriend through a car window. Later, the cops find a spent bullet in her hair. Did the hair stop it?

Apparently some weaves are tighter than others. (Apparently, some relationships are tighter than others too.) After 20-year-old Briana Bonds told her boyfriend Juan she didn’t love him anymore, the a-hole shot up the back of her mid-’90s Pontiac. The rear windshield was shattered, but she was still alive and without major injury, possibly thanks to that weave.

The ladies down at the beauty parlor are not totally convinced, though. Scientifically speaking, the weft (where the weave meets the hair) is where the fibers are interlocked most tightly. But whether or not that makes it any where close to the equivalent of a Kevlar mesh is beyond current beauty-parlor technology to ascertain.

Hair stylist Kim Walton told Kansas City NBC affiliate KSHB, “I never heard of weaves saving anybody’s life.” Still, if it turned out to be what saved Bonds, she added, “Thank God for weave.”

Bonds herself told the news channel that it was more about God than the weave: “I think God was in my passenger seat.” As of Thursday, Bonds had a headache; no word on what happened to that dick Juan. [WOAI via Geekologie]