Ah l’amour! I love being in love as much as I hate this USB Plasma Heart, which of course comes from the good/evil genius of Brando just in time for Valentines, my darlings.

Like everything Brando, it’s USB powered, and on/off switch, and measures 14 x 10 x 10 cm. Actually, it doesn’t look that bad, but trust me here, stay away from this unless you want to terminate your relationship the next week. [Brando]