Miss Atom Celebrates Nuclear Energy, Gives Reasons for Large Hadron Collider (NSFW)

Yes, there’s a Miss Atom contest. In Russia, where else. We have selected the best candidates to be your mail order brides so you don’t get any virus visiting their page.

While I’m partial to Eastern European natural redheads lately, all these can start plenty of China Syndrome incidents. However, the rest of the participants must be there because they grew up next to Chernobyl. [Participants via Danger Room]

Marked NSFW because some of you complained. People, do you really live in the US or in Iran?