Friday, February 13, 2009 - Page 2
Software

Cuba Declares Windows an Oppressive Security Threat, Develops Their Own Version of Linux

Cuban officials this week announced they’ve launched their own variant of Linux. Dubbed Nova, it’s an attempt to rid their computers of U.S. hegemony, a.k.a. Microsoft. Viva la (open source) revolucion, siempre!


Gadgets

Adam Savage From Mythbusters Makes Maltese Falcon Replicas in His Spare Time

I met Adam Savage at the EG conference last year, and watching him give this talk, it became clear the man is obsessed with replicating things 3D things from 2D imagery.


On-Off Lamp Brings Out Your Homicidal Tendencies, Turns Off When You Break Its Neck

I suppose most lamps would turn off if you snapped them in half, but unlike the rest, the On-Off lamp concept is actually designed to take such abuse.


Computing

Confirmed: Microsoft Opening Retail Stores

Microsoft has named a VP of Retail Stores, uh, confirming rumours that they were even doing such a thing. David Porter comes from Dreamworks, and before that spent 25 years at Wal-Mart. Wal-Mart!


Gadgets

Gorgeous Tokyo Flash MP3 Playing Home Tower is Shower Friendly

Despite its name, this $US143 MP3 Tower is only 7-inches tall, making it more convenient to stick in small places. It’s also waterproof!


Pioneer Laying Off 10,000

After cancelling some of the world’s best TVs, Pioneer announced they’re laying off 10,000 workers. They’re citing the reason as the trapdoor floor in the market for car stereo and TVs. [NYT]


Software

Perfect Girl iPhone App Says Those Sweet Nothings You’ll Never, Ever Hear in Real Life

For us single Gizmodians out there, a warm body may be too much hope this Saturday. That’s where the Perfect Girl app comes in—”I’ll try anything once,” it says. Now where’s that Perfect Man app?


Science

First Greenhouse Gas-Monitoring Satellites Going Into Orbit, Secrets of Global Warming Imminent?

Both the Japanese and American Space agencies, JAXA and NASA, are about to launch satellites into orbit which measure Earth’s carbon dioxide and methane levels, hoping to glean insight into global warming’s effects.


Bamboo Speakers Aren’t Just For Looks, Are Really Made of Bamboo

Any set of speakers that only push 2W and cost $US30 probably aren’t the greatest, but you have to respect any piece of electronic gadgetry that’s made of ACTUAL FREAKING BAMBOO.


Weapons: Happy 200th Birthday, Charles Darwin

And thus concludes our Charles Darwin birthday celebration. We’ll resume the party in another 100 years, pending cats have not evolved eye and/or paw lasers thereby destroying us all.