Call Dr Arroway, because NASA has detected a deep space sound that defies belief or any explanation. They don’t have a single clue about its origin, according to Alan Kogut from the Goddard Space Center:
Master buys dog training software. Dog finds training software. Dog decides he needs no bloody training. Dog acts accordingly, destroys it, then goes after master and bites his or her ass.
There are plenty of HDTV walls at CES, but the most beautiful, by far, is Panasonic’s staggered arrangement of TVs ranging from the monster 150-inch plasma to its offspring of lesser size. Gorgeous.
After the majors loosed their loads on press day, what new discoveries remained? Here we bring you today’s more under-the-radar highlights.
2009 was supposed to be the year of OLED TVs. Sony dazzled us with actually watchable sizes and Samsung flat out said so. So, uh, what the hell happened to OLED at CES 2009?
newVideoPlayer("/intel_minority.flv", 800, 470,""); Intel squeezed a capacitive touchscreen sensor between two giant pieces of translucent glass and stuck a projector behind it, taking another step closer to one of tech’s most long-standing clichés–the Minority Report screen–in 3D!
When replenishing hit points on level 99 of CES, a cookie can either restore 10 HP or revive fallen workers.
In the rapidly developing area of teledildonics, a variety of Japanese electronics companies are stepping forward to make sure your sex life remains a source of shame and humiliation.
At the Panasonic’s booth, Kevin Martin (right) watches the ‘Cable PSA’ DTV parody for two minutes without speaking. We’re guessing that he hadn’t seen the sketch before and won’t be viewing it again.
