@Kev50027: you just mad because she made Sarah Palin talk and stuff.

SlinkyDink

it looks like a milf.... @ least that's what a mate told me

TBM-Fan

@Git Em SteveDave loves this guy->★: 4 1/2 year girlfriend, dumped me over IM. But those days are behind me.

MichaelBrazell

No one sends "Thinking Of You" to their Boo. What the hell does that even mean to you when you get it?

"Thinking of You...dead"?
"Thinking of You...going away for good"?
"Thinking of You...because I don't actually want to see you"?
"Thinking of You...while with my other, hotter girlfriend"?
"Thinking of You...cooking dinner for me by the time I get home"?
"Thinking of You...Blending"?

I bet the actual most sent "romantic message" is:
"Hey, R U Up?"
Translation:
"Booty Call."

lankysob

@Kev50027: Yeah, those damn liberals and their fear mongering media stories. Those bastards!

Ike_Skelton

@Mr.SithNinja: We were going out for almost three years when this happened. She lived with me whenever she wasn't at school.

@token_y_chromosome: I got the "we need a break" over IM, and the final nail was when she sent an email a week later asking if her friend could come over and pick up her stuff, b/c her new blind BF apparently isn't good at moving things. Or something.

Git Em SteveDave loves this guy->★

Those fingers are also doing the romancing? Cool.

hymntook

I hate that lady. Just look at her, she's a freaking ugly evil liberal creep. Ugh! I can't stand liberal media.

Kev50027

@Git Em SteveDave loves this guy->★: I got it over email too. She got back in touch with me over email too. We've been married for two years now.

token_y_chromosome

"We're done. LOL."

"OMG! WTF? F U!"

Jagged Toaster

@Git Em SteveDave loves this guy->★: That tends to happen with online relationships where you never actualy MEET the person....

(That was mean....sorry....kinda.....)

Mr.SithNinja

I got dumped over IM and then E-mail. Yeah, that hurts.

Git Em SteveDave loves this guy->★

Honestly, if one of the The Onion's or The Daily Show's corespondents did this story dead pan and didn't change a word, it would be funny and sound as though they were making fun of the traditional broadcast news stories.

DeadWriter

@diamonddnice: They are clearly undermining America.

diamonddnice

@Kev50027: Don't forget their crazy hard gotcha questions like, "What newspapers and magazines do you regularly read?" What's with their fixation with reading and learning things?

diamonddnice

"text messaging is all the rage"- welcome to last decade.
Texting is still very relevant, but no more the rage than breathing or being irritated with anybody that is not a teen is.

News Flash: Many teens want tattoos and piercings, some are even getting them, next time on the News at 11.

DeadWriter

@homerjay- Smiling politely: Sure, kick him while he's down.

lankysob

Am I the only one that can't get this thing to play? As soon as I hit play it comes up with "replay Video."
Then I go to the CBS site and it does the same thing.

I blame SteveDave.

homerjay- Smiling politely

@anti-hello-kitty: Well, I guess she was a member of Delta Delta Delta sorority. She's seen a lot of close people to her pass away from cancer..

IMDB

anti-hello-kitty

There's something very scary, fake, yet extremely sexually attractive about Katie. Like she's a grownup college party girl. I wonder if she'd have funny stories to tell once she's had a few drinks. She'd probably share cigarettes and a joint outside in the freezing cold during a party. And she'd drink tallboys with a beer coolie...

anti-hello-kitty

@Git Em SteveDave loves this guy->★: There is no easy way to break it off, but not doing it face to face is classless. Usually the reason people do it from a distance is to avoid a scene. I always try to part friends, but guys have a different view of "lets still be friends" than women do, so that seldom works out.

Curves

@admoseremic:
1) Assume it exists
2) [www.google.com] to verify.

92BuickLeSabre

@DeadWriter: Given SNL's Fey-Couric "sketch" the irony would be nice.

92BuickLeSabre

@Kev50027: Thanks for the giggles. It had been a long day.

92BuickLeSabre

@Curves: Now, now. Some women have that view as well.

@zenpoet: tsext?

92BuickLeSabre

@Curves: I'm friends with a lot of my Ex's. Except for my one psycho ex, whom I call Psycho, I don't hold a grudge against any of them. It was pretty much my fault anyway, so I can't blame them.

Git Em SteveDave loves this guy->★

This raises the question: Is there such a thing as a phone-sex number you can text? I've never heard of one if there is such a thing.

admoseremic

@Curves: And it completely gets rid of the possibility of break up sex if you do it via text message, though if you are strange enough to text this much, then you probably only had cybersex any way.

Side note: Is there a new term for cybersex? That just really feels outdated to me, but I guess I can't think of any other terms that are as resounding in their description.

zenpoet

Evening news anchors ought not say, "Boo" when referring to a love interest. It hurts the brain.

alexarch

@92BuickLeSabre: I was friends for my ex-husband for a while... but that was before I took him to court. It makes the subpoena easier to deal with. (He has no money, nor has he paid a cent in child care, different reason)

Incognito

IJTUIMM (I just threw up in my mouth)

MrYuk

blech. Crepey Cougar needs to DIAF already. She's bloody awful.

SugitaAlcimede

@anti-hello-kitty: Those people were in Gamma Gamma Gamma.

hymntook

In my opinion, if you don't do it in person you're kind of an asshole. If both of you are mature enough, then you'll take it like an adult, even though it's hard and not throw a temper tantrum. Then again, my friend and I don't think like most people and so that may be difficult to apply.

kylo4

@Git Em SteveDave loves this guy->★: I got dumped over IM, then text and then phone call. Now she wont even look at me.you would think that after a 4 year relationship she would at least still acknowledge my existence.

chizelord

Who cares what Katie the moron Couric thinks? Sara Palin was the first person to actually make her appear somewhat intelligent by comparison.

rhett121

"Boo?" C'mon Katie. That's so 2004!

AJ_Syrinx

got dumped twice via text. funny thing, the last ex-gf hated my previous ex-gf for ending it that way. then she dumped me just a few months ago the same way.

i know. i can pick 'em.

tr

News worth watching - Keith and Rachel. That is all.

I wonder what Fox will do now that they don't have daily memos from the White House telling them what to say? Let me guess, 24hrs of Barack Obama is: A. A Marxist B. A Secret Muslim C. A Terrorist D. All Of The Above

(and he's black.. scary). B.O. just learned that "those people" can use silverware, they don't eat off the floor or throw spears at their food! Who knew?

davekaybsc

Okay, someone needs to get Couric's number so we can all text her.

Monty

@92BuickLeSabre: I'm not sure I want to know now akshly.

admoseremic

I love how they say it was an "ATT study." Yeah, right ATT has just been logging all of the text messages and putting them into a giant database to study patterns.

iwantcokeinabottle

All I ever get are text messages saying "Sorry [MrHaroHaro] I've got a boyfriend now."

MrHaroHaro

Wait a minute. You're saying people are using a communications medium to communicate about love? Whoah!

umassdood

@Git Em SteveDave loves this guy->★: On the flip side I went to a tech college and one of my mates PROPOSED over email, while the girl was in the same room as him.

Optimus-Prime

@Mr.SithNinja: Those are actually some of my best/most successful relationships.

Curves

KT,
We R going younger in your spot. Sry it didnt work out. Stop by HR.
L8r
Sumner

hockalees

did this seriously air recently? This sounds like a news report from 10 years ago! Way to keep up with the times network news

toyotaboy02