What a lazy douchebag!

dremon21

I just can't understand why Kathy Griffin dumped him...

bobdobbs

Looks like someone is a meat-gazer with a camera.
Poor Woz. Kathy Griffin, now this.

jdhuck

@The Tie Rule Information Packet Intern: Seconded

dc-united

@OMG! Ponies!: Well maybe he just did it to be funny...

Jrsy is back to being the dude, playing the dude disguised as another dude

I'm of the opinion that short of the Messianic second coming, there's nothing ever worth using a camera at a public men's room urinal for. Poor decision.

The Tie Rule Information Packet Intern

haha too small we can't even see it

xsecretfiles2

WHY?!

Why would Woz take a leak while on a Segway?
Why would Woz go through the trouble of bringing the Segway into a men's room with him just to take a leak.
Why would Woz let himself get photographed taking a leak while on a Segway?
Why, if this is not Woz, would anyone want to look like Woz?
Why, if this is not a real photograph, would anyone want to make a fake photograph of Woz taking a leak while on a Segway?
Why would anyone publicize a photo, real or fake, or Woz taking a leak on a Segway?

WHY?!

OMG! Ponies!

And judging from that Segway handle in the lower-left corner Woz isn't the only one who'se bellying up to the bar..

Jrsy is back to being the dude, playing the dude disguised as another dude

@OMG! Ponies!: Clearly he was too embarrassed to be photographed masturbating on his Segway! :D

ZombieRace

@xsecretfiles2: What are you talking about? The Seqway is right there! Or are you looking for c*ck? Do you look for c*ck in every men's room or just online?

Toshie

If it's shopped then it's just stupid. If it's real then it's an invasion of privacy for it to be here on Giz. Either way it should be removed.

PhyllisKapla

@OMG! Ponies!: Do not ask questions for which you are not prepared for the answers...

Toshie

@Munch the BanNail: Again, short of a coming...

The Tie Rule Information Packet Intern

@Munch the BanNail: Yes, but only to document my study of Human Female Socialization and Migratory Habits.

ice_cold_irony

@Mayor McRib: Ohhh... I thought www stood for world wide web...

KRiSone87

lol "Gyro-Pee"

jdbaile3

Why is the Segway backward and glowing.

Curves

@OMG! Ponies!: for the lulz?

Macdelaney

Also, why is there a second person in there on a segway? And did the person taking the picture yell to him to get his attention? That's just creepy. I'm pretty sure they'd find a reason to arrest you for this (taking the picture that is).

GTgeek

@The Tie Rule Information Packet Intern: Just to clarify, does that mean that you are for using a camera in the women's restroom?

Munch the BanNail

Watch Woz Whiz

Mayor McRib

@OMG! Ponies!: It's like you took the words right out of my mouth. LOL =D

innout3x3

@Jrsy is back to being the dude, playing the dude disguised ...: Dean Kamen has to pee to.

Maxxofor

"Woz really does everything on his segway"

Sounds like the next photoshop contest?

Gann

Why is there one flush handle? Does one guy have to flush for everyone else? Must you nervously reach across others to flush your urinal? Did I use too many words like "reach" and "handle" in a comment about urinals?

kahri

@Curves: Good point. That IS weird.

Lite

@PhyllisKapla: I think the picture should remain. If he didn't go after the guy for the picture, he deserves to have this shameful display permeate throughout the interwebs.

Kaiser-Machead's Cookie-Powered LEGO Machine

@Curves: The Force is strong in that one.

Git Em SteveDave loves this guy->★

@Curves: Backward so Woz doesn't wet his handle staff (tee hee), but the glowing is probably a reflective strip on the bag caught in the flash.

Kaiser-Machead's Cookie-Powered LEGO Machine

@xsecretfiles2: You must be an interesting urinal neighbor in public rest rooms.

Kaiser-Machead's Cookie-Powered LEGO Machine

@OMG! Ponies!: Why bother to wonder why Woz wizzes this way. Can't a man take a tinkle while on his Segway? Granted, it's goofy, and Woz has no shame, but the man was with Cathy Griffin, which is equally lame.

Kaiser-Machead's Cookie-Powered LEGO Machine

So if he leans forward in the slightest, doesn't he do a faceplant into the wall??? And if he leans backward...then he's pissing all over the place...such a precarious situation...

Kaspir

/facepalm

I'm starting to think that he's become one with the Segway. He finally just got the thing bolted on.

He's more machine now than man...

Iron Sheep

Who's the other dude on the segway on the left edge of the photo?

Monkey see, monkey pee.

Rhayader

@Kaspir: ^ ^ Win

redandwhite

what happens if he happens to Shimmy when he shakes, or does he tango when he taps? Either way.. Segway hilarity is sure to follow.

"which way did he go George?"

---> He went thataway <---

Maxxofor

He's not taking piss on his segway (unless his aim is piss poor); he's taking a piss _while_ on his segway.

eternaluxe

@kahri: yea you did, but good question though

pdditty

@Curves:
Two reasons:
1. Handlebar would...get in the way.
2. Flash seems to be used, and it has a pack on the back that has reflective tape.

secretmanofagent

@nutbastard: All seriousness aside. I think you shit us plenty.

jdhuck

YOU CALL YOURSELVES NERDS!?

YOU ALL FUCKING MISSED IT.

THE SEGWAY HE IS ON IS AN ORIGINAL P-SERIES.

I SHIT YOU NOT.

nutbastard

@Lite:

the glow is the reflective strip on the handle bag.

nutbastard

where is nutbastard? now that we need him?

godwhacker

Seq-wee...

Stem_Sell

It's Photoshoped because I just saw that pic the other day with someone else's head on it...

kokodhem

@Kaiser-Machead's Cookie-Powered LEGO Machine: Nicely put my internet friend! I truly enjoy rhyming, we could make it a trend! But not about Woz's ridiculous Segwey, 'cause I just can't condone something that's that ultra gay.

Workout

@OMG! Ponies!: Well if he's able to back up his Segway and turn himself around on it to wizz without falling over then I say good for him.

I imagined Dubya trying to do this and all I could picture was him falling head over heels and doing a faceplant into the urinal while Cheney and the Secret Service guys stood around snickering....

Jrsy is back to being the dude, playing the dude disguised as another dude

@secretmanofagent:
Stupid view confusing me. Apologies for the redundancy.

secretmanofagent

Does anyone else think that's too skinny to be Woz? It's just not a clear enough picture to make the guess.

Also, @bobdobbs: Kathy Griffin didn't dump him. The whole time he was dating his current wife, Kathy was just delusional. Who could stand her with her annoying voice anyway?!

drbles

@stevewoz: Someone at Giz please put his comment in the article. People need to understand the truth behind this photograph. I've just talked with Woz about this, and I can verify that YES, this is him and his honest reply.

magnuscartus

@Rhayader: I don't know, but the poor bastard on the right who got caught in the photo while just trying to take a piss in peace doesn't look to happy at the thought he's going to be all over the interwebs.

EBone

not photoshopped...it was years ago...some wild eyed guy was blurting out questions at a Shoreline Amphitheater concert and he asked if I went to the urinal on my Segway. What would you say? I answered "yes." Always say "yes" when someone is excited with a weird or impossible question. Then this guy asked how I did it. I was stalling to think of some funny reply when he asked if I stood on it backwards and held the handlebar so I said "yes" again.

Then I went into the urinal and set up the photo with friends. I posted it myself on urinal.net.

Later that night I showed the photo to a friend and told him how I turned the Seway backwards because of splash from the Segway stick. I then rubbed the stick and commented that it was still a bit sticky and asked him to rub it too but he would have nothing to do with that.

It was a fun evening!

stevewoz

@secretmanofagent: oh! almost thought that was an oversize fanny bag.

redwingsmonk

Perhaps maybe this was the lavatory gathering at some segway expo?

redwingsmonk

@Iron Sheep: hence the saying " attached at the hips" lol :D

redwingsmonk

Now you know why the pisser is so fat because he hardly gets off that dam segway to burn any calories! He might as well shag a wild sheep in the highlands of ireland on a segway!

redwingsmonk

Yeah where the hell is nutbastard!

Anyone else notice the other segway on the bottom left. His friend is checking out his lack of...stuff too.

innout3x3

It would be hilarious to see him losing his balance and pee himself all over.

m-p{3}

@nutbastard: You call yourself a nerd, Nutbastard? That's an i67. I know because I just bought a used one exactly like it. The p series has different wheels, is lighter, and has smaller batteries.

golferal

Aside from the disturbing nature of the photo, this has to be really old because that Segway is the original i67 model which is like 5 years old. I'm pretty sure he would have upgraded to one of the newer i2/ x2 models by now. Plus, it would appear that there is another Segway owner in the bathroom with him, so this may have been taken at a polo match or "Segfest" gathering.

Now, as a Segway owner, I can attest that while it may not be difficult to accomplish this feat, I would say that it would be more effort than simply getting off of the thing and leaning it up against a wall before relieving oneself.

Then again, we're talking about Woz here....

golferal

@stevewoz: Woz, this begs the question: Why would you want a dude to rub your stick?

golferal

@godwhacker: He was taking the picture.

OMG! Ponies!

HO MY GOD!!

victorshen

@stevewoz: I love the comment. The whole "rub the stick too" had me laughing out loud.

jdhuck

He's beta testing Segway 2.0.

iain010100

I'm pretty sure the guy on the right is about to yell "woo-hoo!" and disappear into the pipes.

...

(*God, if no-one gets this, I'm going to look like a total spanner*).

Darragh

Look at the outline on the left side of his face. Obvious 'shop. The guy on the left is pasted in as well. Apparently all critical fanboy faculties are paralyzed at the mere mention of The Woz.

Comrade GadgetPlay, Fellow Traveler

@godwhacker: That's him on the left.

Comrade GadgetPlay, Fellow Traveler

@stevewoz: I think I just crapped myself. I didn't know Woz was on Giz! Hey, Woz, if you're reading this...will you sign my Code Monkeys volume 1??? Please?

alexmg2420

@stevewoz: Bahahahahaha. Long live Woz!

FritzLaurel

@Comrade GadgetPlay, Fellow Traveler: Nah, you just aren't used to really crappy old point and shoot cameras

pockygt

@stevewoz: Its soo much fun to have "the man" with us on Gizmodo.. Awesome ;)

sarwatmj

well played Woz, well played.

spider2544

@Comrade GadgetPlay, Fellow Traveler: Couldn't agree more. Not to mention a complete lack of consistent and missing shadows. The man on the right is also photoshopped in.

doughboy

Why not just wear a bag on your hip.

BiZarRroBALlmeR

do all those urinals flush at the same time then? what's up with that?

izzaboo

@kahri: Whoops,here's the link:

+ Watch video

FiveLiters

@kahri: This may help:

FiveLiters

strangely, the most disturbing revelation about this to me is that there is a urinal.net

geektout

all right, I've taken some wicked pisses from some crazy places in my day, so this does not impress. much much harder to piss whilst running in a marathon without spilling so much as a drop on ones self. been there, done that.

what I'd PAY to see is someone taking a dump while actually going somewhere on a segway - that'd be f$#@ing hilarious dude! laying a duke down on the sidewalk, it'd run for 100 feet if you'd eaten 3 mexican burritos the night before! oh, the horror, the horror, the horror, the horror .....

banmojo

@stevewoz:

Attenhut !

Ok to rub the stick a lil. And writing on the wall you gous didnt notice (coz it was written after that pic was taken ! duh.)

S - Segaway
T - Toting
E - Energetic
V - Vpeeing (peeing)
E - Enthusiast

W - was
O - over
Z - zhere

meher

@geektout: Gosh, I was thinking about it too. WTF?!

Tiago Sartor

@redwingsmonk:
LOL! As much as I love Woz and his contributions, I have to agree -- he needs to get off his ass and get to a gym (and not on a Segway).

Geraldo

@banmojo: You'd pay to see that? Y'know, you could probably find free websites with stuff like that. Not that I know for sure, nor would I want to...

USB_Humping_Dog

@stevewoz: I then rubbed the stick and commented that it was still a bit sticky and asked him to rub it too but he would have nothing to do with that.

First George Lucas, now this. I'm going to go take a cold shower now.

deusdiabolus

Is he already like the future humans from Wall-E?

VakeroRokero