Gadgets
Wing Man Baby Seat: Carbon Fibre Gets Knocked Up
Posted by Mark Wilson at 3:00 AM on November 20, 2008
For anyone with a child, that bond you feel with your offspring is the most powerful in nature. And your protective instincts demand the absolute best in child safety, like this $US4,000 Wing Man baby seat prototype. It's constructed of strong, lightweight carbon fibre—the same material used in performance cars and aeroplanes across the world—that should keep your little bundle of joy stylish and nearly invincible. But just so your know, dear parent, all of us without a child think that you're freaking nuts for reading this many words on a $US4,000 baby seat. [carbonfibergear via Jalopnik]

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Thats Dr Bear to You
Posted 5:24 AM 20/11/08
@Ibelieveinsandwitches: yeah but I'd like to see alot a gamers try and fit in that thing.
Thats Dr Bear to You
ripfire
Posted 5:21 AM 20/11/08
@Curves: Bugaboo is perfect for that. Goes right on the stroller as well.
ripfire
Macdelaney
Posted 5:18 AM 20/11/08
@Substance_D: We did and it was great, but it was deleted ;)
Macdelaney
Ibelieveinsandwitches
Posted 5:17 AM 20/11/08
this looks like it would make a pretty sweet gaming chair.
Ibelieveinsandwitches
Curves
Posted 5:12 AM 20/11/08
The best baby seats (for infants under 30#) are the kind that the carrier part snaps in and out of the base unit which remains attached in the car. The kid is asleep and would have to be taken out of car seat and moved to carrier anyway so its a lot less hassle. And yes, no matter what kind it is, the kid will just yack up formula all over it (and everything else) anyway.
Curves
Lite
Posted 5:09 AM 20/11/08
@Alchemistmerlin: Because the "guy" in question works for Giz/Gawker? Hehe
(This may, or may not be true. As far as I know, I made it up.)
Lite
Substance_D
Posted 5:09 AM 20/11/08
@ripfire: Gizmodo just like deletes post and tells no one...Could we get a story about why that happens?
Substance_D
Alchemistmerlin
Posted 5:08 AM 20/11/08
Ok, that is kind of awesome looking, but not 4000 dollars and a kid awesome looking. That 4000 bucks would be better spent in a CD or something to help pay for the near-infinite college tuitions of the future.
Also: Why does Gizmodo keep deleting the article about the iPhone's Sends pictures of your wang to hot co-workers "glitch"?
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indiefab
Posted 5:08 AM 20/11/08
For a real-world alternative, do a search for a Simpson Racing child seat. Usually less than $150 and still looks cool in daddy's sports car.
indiefab
ripfire
Posted 5:06 AM 20/11/08
What happened to the iPhone glitch story? I smell c-o-n-spiracy.
ripfire
jestermeister
Posted 5:05 AM 20/11/08
How does that parent feel the second the kid yaks all over the fabric...
jestermeister
Lite
Posted 5:03 AM 20/11/08
Does this come with an eject button in case my niece starts crying?
Lite
Lite
Posted 5:49 AM 20/11/08
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Posted 5:47 AM 20/11/08
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Posted 5:43 AM 20/11/08
This will be perfect for little SteveDave. I just need to teach him to give the finger and use a Polaroid camera while I drive my pickup filled with JP-7 inverted.
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Posted 5:32 AM 20/11/08
I hope there's no ejection mechanism to accidentally go off, causing your child to bang its head on the roof of your minivan.
Next thing you know, Tom Cruise is getting all mopey and Tom Skerritt is boring you with tales of how brave your father was.
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Curves
Posted 6:29 AM 20/11/08
@MadCrazy: Because according to the LAW here, any child under 50 pounds has to be restrained in a special car seat for their safety. If you hold a child and are in a forward impact crash your weight crushes the child. THATS why. Tard.
Curves
MadCrazy
Posted 6:22 AM 20/11/08
How about just holding em in your arms, that way maybe they won't grow up to, hate you/be miserable.
Just a thought.
MadCrazy
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Posted 6:11 AM 20/11/08
@Lite: With a Nissan Z28. At about 2 meters.
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MadCrazy
Posted 6:45 AM 20/11/08
@Curves:
Where in that text did I ask why?
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HDC
Posted 6:34 AM 20/11/08
@andypennell: You are right. But it's moot because there isn't a car in the world, outside of maybe a limosine, that this contraption would fit into.
HDC
andypennell
Posted 6:32 AM 20/11/08
Er isn't carbon fibre the stupidest choice possible as it shatters when impacted from the "wrong" direction? Take a look at an F1 car after it hits a wall: the carbon fibre suspension shatters into millions of pieces. *Before* it hits the wall its great, as that's the "good" direction its being stressed on. The safety cage around the driver isn't made of carbon fiber, its made of steel.
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jeepingeek
Posted 6:31 AM 20/11/08
@Curves: too bad my kid never sleep in the car or that might have been a consideration. why can't she sleep in the car?! why?!
jeepingeek
jeepingeek
Posted 6:29 AM 20/11/08
@indiefab: recaro also makes some pretty sweet ones but they are normally a couple hundred or more. still not 4K though
jeepingeek
Lupison
Posted 6:53 AM 20/11/08
I was totally sold on using this, in a few years that is..., until you said $4000...
Lupison
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Posted 7:19 AM 20/11/08
@MadCrazy: You questioned "How about holding em in your arms...?" Curves responded "why" you shouldn't, which is how the normal question/answer routine goes.
But she did leave out one fact. In a crash, the child's weight multiplies, so instead of a 25 lb infant, you are holding a 150lb infant who will hit the dashboard or seat in front of you within 1/10 of a second, so if you AREN'T bear hugging them at all times, you will have NO reaction time to try and hold onto them. Also, if your car has airbags, you have now smashed the child in between you and a explosively fired bag which can launch a 50 gallon drum in the air.
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But you are correct. If you hold your child, they won't get a chance TO grow up, so they can never be miserable or hate you.
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Posted 7:36 AM 20/11/08
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broho
Posted 8:09 AM 20/11/08
Hmmmm ... two car seats or a falcon mach v ...
[gizmodo.com]
decisions, decisions.
broho
DeusExMach
Posted 11:02 AM 20/11/08
@Git Em SteveDave loves this guy-->: I'd say it was more like 1 and a half...
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DeusExMach
Posted 10:58 AM 20/11/08
@jeepingeek: Probably has something to do with the way you drive...
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spartadog
Posted 3:29 PM 20/11/08
My wife and I love the Orbit system and we travel quite a bit.
[www.orbitbaby.com]
On the first x-country trip one of the front wheels was lost in the cargo hold and the cup holder cracked. Called customer service and they overnighted a pair of redesigned front wheel assemblies and a new cupholder with the hex wrench to do the job to our hotel. We've been around the world with it now and no more fails. It's a great travel system.
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tenazrael
Posted 6:07 PM 20/11/08
this will most likely be purchased by a large number of rich people making the person who created this idea very rich while the rest of us who still eat at McDonalds will continue to comment on the futility of such a chair. :(
tenazrael