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Wii, PS3 and Xbox 360 Tested for XTREME Durability
Posted by Mark Wilson at 1:30 AM on November 15, 2008
We all know that the PS3 is built like a Navy battleship while the 360 can crumble in one's hand like a wilted flower. But how do the Wii, PS3 and Xbox 360 stand up to one another when two dudes (and we use "dudes" here not because we're stuck with dated lexicon but because we find it aptly descriptive) smash the living crap out of each machine? We won't spoil it. [via PS3 Fanboy]

Comments (AU Comments · US Comments)
eric
Posted November 16, 2008 3:27 PM
i think the wii should be the overall winner. the ps3 was tearing aprt on round 2. the wii just lost its lids. Wheres the dropping round like for the last gen durable test. 15 secs was a bunch of shit aswell.
RD
Posted November 16, 2008 9:00 PM
Wii should have won, it took the beating better overall.
the PS3 was breaking apart from round 1....
steve
Posted November 17, 2008 8:55 AM
Beint that the wii has way less mass and technology i would say the ps3 was way more impressive. I have all three and am on my 5th 360.. i knew it wouldnt make it since it breaks easy just by playing it near a wall for to long
Saim
Posted December 24, 2008 8:20 PM
They didn't break the 360. All they did was break the faceplate.
RobLikesbrunch
Posted 4:04 AM 15/11/08
@Joker10:
Mammoth inconvenience.
RobLikesbrunch
Joker10
Posted 4:00 AM 15/11/08
@Anonymoose: Sheesh I'm sorry I did not mean to upset anyone, maybe I should have chosen something like dislike, or do not prefer. I do appoligize for any inconvenience I may have caused you two.
Joker10
Pwnage
Posted 3:56 AM 15/11/08
@Joker10:
Yeah man! I hate that thing more than my ex-girlfriends grandmother!
Pwnage
Pwnage
Posted 3:55 AM 15/11/08
To be fair, they didn't give the wii it's fare share of adoration! Considering how crappy the specs are, it lasted pretty long. And the XBox, well, we all knew it had hardware/software issues from the beginning.
Pwnage
vinchbr
Posted 3:55 AM 15/11/08
several puppies died during the production of this movie
vinchbr
Weiman
Posted 3:53 AM 15/11/08
Retarded. Mindless destruction disguised as a test = Fail.
Weiman
Anonymoose
Posted 3:51 AM 15/11/08
@RobLikesbrunch: exactly. hate should be reserved for vegans and canadians. and europeans. and autralians. how could i forget the australians.
Anonymoose
Anonymoose
Posted 3:49 AM 15/11/08
@Earthslide: they don't have to be sad. i'm sure these guys have enough free time to go to that kid and break some of his stuff too.
Anonymoose
RobLikesbrunch
Posted 3:48 AM 15/11/08
@Joker10:
It's ridiculous that you hate an innate object. What an asinine thing to say- I can never get my head around it, I can't possibly see how anyone can hate a piece of hardware.
If someone could assist me in the understanding of such foolishness, please please do. I'm quite curious.
RobLikesbrunch
Joker10
Posted 3:45 AM 15/11/08
@Mr-Mr: whatever man I just love the Badassness of them destroying the sh*tty PS3. God I hate that thing.
Joker10
Earthslide
Posted 3:45 AM 15/11/08
Some kid at the Make-A-Wish Foundation ... NNNooooooo!!! - In slow motion.
Earthslide
Anonymoose
Posted 3:45 AM 15/11/08
@Mr-Mr: shocker, you're telling me this wasn't a scientifically objective and controlled experiment? but those guys were like so totally hitting stuff and stuff.
Anonymoose
biofreak
Posted 3:41 AM 15/11/08
@RobLikesbrunch: They should've used the controller to turn up the consoles.
biofreak
Mr-Mr
Posted 3:40 AM 15/11/08
This "test" is the stupidest thing I've ever seen. For the most part, breaking those blocks of concrete is more technique than strength. The longer the blocks are, the weaker they are at the center. And where do these guys hit? The center. Also, they put those pins on the side to, again make it a weaker piece, and be able to break. The tests for the Wii don't compare to the ones for the PS3 or 360 because the Wii is placed on a solid surface, where the other consoles are placed in a supported on both sides. This may put the Wii at a disadvantage as it's actually absorbing the entire energy of the punch, as where with the other consoles, the energy spreads around the number of blocks.
I think the consoles get more damaged from the debris falling onto them than the impact of the hit. Obviously when the guy hits it directly, it gets damaged even further.
Sure it takes strength to break one of those blocks. But, this test proves absolutely nothing. Too bad they had to destroy two perfectly fine consoles to get to that conclusion.
Mr-Mr
Joker10
Posted 3:37 AM 15/11/08
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid *&$^ing work filters always *(&%ing sh*t up, I am so tired of this bullsh*t I am about go and... oh hey its working.
Joker10
RobLikesbrunch
Posted 3:36 AM 15/11/08
I'm sure the 360 would've functioned as well; they were just too damn stupid to figure out how to turn it on.
Additionally, in none of the tests did they test to see if the DVD/Blu-ray drive worked on the consoles.
Mindless entertainment.
RobLikesbrunch
xsecretfiles2
Posted 4:26 AM 15/11/08
So much anger!
btw what's the name of the guy in black, in the midde..he is cute
xsecretfiles2
Anonymoose
Posted 4:20 AM 15/11/08
@Earthslide: yeah! hit him where it hurts! avatar selection! kreegar!
Anonymoose
Earthslide
Posted 4:18 AM 15/11/08
@Kaspir: These "Retarded" kids are probably smarter than you in picking a better Avatar!
Earthslide
newgalactic
Posted 4:14 AM 15/11/08
@newgalactic: I'm RITCH B!T*#
newgalactic
newgalactic
Posted 4:13 AM 15/11/08
Structural Integrity? Here's a term that actually does matter, "Units Sold"!
newgalactic
RobLikesbrunch
Posted 4:12 AM 15/11/08
@BlendaMorris:
Hear hear
RobLikesbrunch
Anonymoose
Posted 4:10 AM 15/11/08
@Kaspir: you've never helped out any of these kids, huh?
Anonymoose
Kaspir
Posted 4:07 AM 15/11/08
@Earthslide: what retarded dying kid would waste a wish on something like a ps3 or xbox360??? Kids are smarter than that, no sir, I don't think anyone at the Make-A-Wish Foundation lost any sleep on this one what so ever.
Kaspir
Anonymoose
Posted 4:06 AM 15/11/08
@Joker10: it's too late. your apology means nothing. i am now full of confused anger and hurt. only josh groban can help me now.
Anonymoose
BlendaMorris
Posted 4:04 AM 15/11/08
@Pwnage: 1 thing to say here, LOLFANBOYZ, very apt, in my opinion
BlendaMorris
mpar
Posted 4:54 AM 15/11/08
Good ! I've always wondered if my PS3 could survive sudden attack of some barbarians... now I can sleep without worries.
mpar
MobileMilitia
Posted 4:51 AM 15/11/08
i think 'choad' would be more fitting than 'dude'.
i don't remember if it was ign, tech tv, or g4, but someone did a similar test of console durability for the last gen consoles that was a lot more 'scientific' and wasn't a douche fest.
MobileMilitia
ZetaCrossfire
Posted 4:44 AM 15/11/08
why would gizmodo put somthing on from PS3 fanboy? wow gizmodo are tehre a shortage of storys in the internet these days that you guys have to report from a fan boy site?
ZetaCrossfire
William Hook
Posted 4:31 AM 15/11/08
lmfao.
Who cares if it was retarded, it was fun to watch. :D
William Hook
CYST!
Posted 5:18 AM 15/11/08
This was AWESOME for so many reasons:
1) The box that covers that guys' face for the first 10 seconds.
2) The Rockin' Trax!
3)The Air-kicks.
4)The only thing that guy cares about is how much damage those things can take and he was fooled into thinking I only care about sweet graphics.
5)The PUMPHREY!?!? brothers? Human wrecking balls..... Creative breaking?
6) The amount of hair product used in the making of this video
7) The infamous HAMMER-FIST. "Yuu bedder hit that thang freakin hard, then."
8)They paid these guys to hit stuff like the opening from 2001:A Space Odyssey. (in slow motion.)
9) Edited in grunting.
10) The pre-determined conclusion that the biggest, blackest PS3 would win and the 360 is a piece.
You guys need to watch this again.
CYST!
pekosROB
Posted 5:18 AM 15/11/08
Can someone please tell me if ANYONE who owns any of these consoles does anything with their unit other than let it sit there by the TV? I mean I sometimes take mine to a friend's, but take good care of it. "Structural integrity" is pointless for a console.
Now a handheld like PSP or DS/DSi would make more sense... It sounds like basically everyone who commented here has better input/ideas than G4's staff!
pekosROB
Harmonica waits for sundown and cornflakes
Posted 5:16 AM 15/11/08
How do i put a ban request in for Kapir?
Harmonica waits for sundown and cornflakes
pekosROB
Posted 5:13 AM 15/11/08
@RobLikesbrunch: I agree with bio and Rob. Just because it starts up doesn't mean the optical drive would have worked. I can't believe X-play didn't point that out. If it were a non-gaming channel (wasn't it G4?) then whatever, but G4 should know better. Shame on you G4! I thought the Wii held up better than PS3 after round 2. At least the power button was still there and not warped.
pekosROB
CYST!
Posted 5:04 AM 15/11/08
@MaWeiTao: Who talks about TV producers struggling?
CYST!
kodo
Posted 5:03 AM 15/11/08
Giz, please don't let G4 dumb down your site. Really, you don't need to be posting retardation of this magnitude.
kodo
MaWeiTao
Posted 4:55 AM 15/11/08
What a waste and what a pack of idiots. It's shocking that someone actually wasted time and destroyed perfectly good consoles to produce this garbage.
Why not donate them to the needy? Aren't we constantly hearing about how awful the economy is, and how many people are struggling to get by?
MaWeiTao
ottermann
Posted 5:22 AM 15/11/08
@MobileMilitia:
It was X-Play, on G4. Morgan Webb did 3 seperate tests, and the GameCube was the only one to power on after all 3 tests.
ottermann
sum47
Posted 5:21 AM 15/11/08
Was this test really necessary? You turn on the 360 and it'll die. Nintendo has engineered practically indestructible plastic as proven by the working but melted gameboy from Iraq. And the PS3 was put in a sauna and still worked. But I must say, this was quite funny :D
sum47
jbdyson
Posted 6:04 AM 15/11/08
@Joker10:I feel your pain, I mean do they actually expect me to do work?
jbdyson
Trowble (XBL/PSN)
Posted 5:56 AM 15/11/08
The 360 would've worked if they just re-attached the faceplate in order to have the power button turn on. They weren't too keen on that.
Trowble (XBL/PSN)
jackfrost132
Posted 5:56 AM 15/11/08
@newgalactic: So you're a Wii fan then?
jackfrost132
keyser is a reble
Posted 5:50 AM 15/11/08
*could - dammit!!!
keyser is a reble
keyser is a reble
Posted 5:49 AM 15/11/08
they cold have given me that ps3 :(
keyser is a reble
latterman
Posted 6:26 AM 15/11/08
@undefined: That was such a pointless test. And I'm willing to bet that the xbox 360 was fine. They popped the faceplate off (which is supposed to happen) and the guy didn't know how to turn it back on (he was trying to stick a pin in the hole which wouldn't work as the button is magnetic like your keyboard's keys)
latterman
Boba.Fett
Posted 6:11 AM 15/11/08
@pekosROB: G4 became crap-tv as soon as they got rid of the TechTV name.
Though, out of what I've seen, the Wii always fairs better than other systems. And my N64 has gone through hell and back, and it still won't die.
Boba.Fett
Ornament
Posted 6:11 AM 15/11/08
@RobLikesbrunch: I agree, they're just haters.
Ornament
TriggaHappy26
Posted 6:44 AM 15/11/08
@MaWeiTao: You knew what it was going into it...if it's a waste of time, don't watch it and don't complain. I for one love watching stuff get destroyed. The only thing it lacked was soaking it in gas and lighting it on fire at the end.
TriggaHappy26
Upsilon
Posted 6:42 AM 15/11/08
@pekosROB: PSP vs. DSi. Someone get on that.
~Y
Upsilon
Upsilon
Posted 6:41 AM 15/11/08
We won't spoil it. [via PS3 Fanboy]
Do I see a self-defeating claim? I think so.
~Y
Upsilon
TriggaHappy26
Posted 6:39 AM 15/11/08
@RobLikesbrunch: Your just pissed because the 360 sucks and didn't work. Xbox fanboys are so annoying. They pressed the power button and it didn't turn on, end of story. They were not trying to test full functionality, they were testing basic functionality, ie. does it turn on.
PS3 kicks the crap out of 360 any day.
TriggaHappy26
AmishJohn
Posted 7:18 AM 15/11/08
Best use of gaming consoles ever!
Hopefully, next week, they'll test some MacBooks!
AmishJohn
misterwho
Posted 7:28 AM 15/11/08
Does this void the warranties?
misterwho
ludwigk
Posted 8:08 AM 15/11/08
@TriggaHappy26: Hey, everybody knows that the X360 hardware is shit. You don't need a breaking expert to brick an X360, it can handle that on its own sitting on a shelf for a couple weeks.
But its all about the games. X360's games are so good that it is winning over PS3 *DESPITE* being built like crap on a stick. That, and Microsofts willingness to sell it at rock-bottom prices and win the console war by attrition.
ludwigk
M.A.S.
Posted 7:55 AM 15/11/08
Wasn't this same test conducted for the last generation with the Gamecube coming out on top? It seems Nintendo knows how to make a machine that can take a beating.
[www.gametrailers.com]
M.A.S.
therodabides
Posted 8:56 AM 15/11/08
Was anybody just waiting for one of the guys to cut themselves on a shard of plastic?!?!?
When he was punching the PS3 or elbowing the 360, I was just imagining the sharp edges of plastic and aluminum that are in those things.
Can I get a second from anyone who's sliced their hand on a computer case? WHAT WHAT? Now, that's what I'm talkin' about.
therodabides
sanluislfx
Posted 11:43 AM 15/11/08
well the "test" was done by g4tv, also ps3fanboy is the same company that brings you joystiq and engadget.
sanluislfx
Nocturnus, the Online Bard
Posted 12:07 PM 15/11/08
@RobLikesbrunch:
In-animate- is the word you're looking for.
Innate is something that a device, person, or any other thing possesses intrinsically. Like a trait.
Nocturnus, the Online Bard
Nocturnus, the Online Bard
Posted 12:05 PM 15/11/08
@ludwigk:
I love how the comments hating on 360 fanboys are all being made by ps3 fanboys.
Good luck solving that, no one will win. Sure, you can throw the ps3 off a house, or whatever the hell you want to do, and it might still turn on, but there are two questions you need to ask, witll it still play games, and are the games any good. I don't know the answer to the first question, but the second is obvious.
Anyways, I will continue to play my, "shit on a stick?" as long as it will go, which should be forever provided I maintain it and don't throw bricks at it.
Nocturnus, the Online Bard
VakeroRokero
Posted 11:57 AM 15/11/08
I wish I had money for just one console to play with it, not break it.
VakeroRokero
OfficerMike
Posted 12:38 PM 15/11/08
Yes, because curb-stomping an Xbox 360 is an accurate representation of the abuse an average user will inflict on his console. Come on, I don't get that into my Gears of War campaign. The absolute worst I've ever experienced is when my bookshelf collapsed, taking my first gen Xbox with it. Amazingly enough, it still worked fairly well with the exception of the occasional disc read error due to the scratched lens.
OfficerMike
ten10
Posted 1:19 PM 15/11/08
They smilin but you can see the ache in their face
ten10
DaSRoT
Posted 1:18 PM 15/11/08
@latterman: Ummm no... its just a button... I turn mine on without the faceplate all the time. I use a pencil.
DaSRoT
AudreyMerope
Posted 2:40 PM 15/11/08
yeah, im on my 4th 360 due to RROD and ive taken it apart and actually seen that they put 1/10th of the heat-sink grease theyre supposed to. so i know its some d00 d00 for hardware BUT... i wonder how it wouldve done had they known how to turn the thing on. i remember watching this with the first consoles: same situation. the faceplate broke off of the xbox and morgan webb didnt know how to put it back on to power it up.
AudreyMerope
No_7
Posted 2:28 PM 15/11/08
:'(
No_7
soyerzzz
Posted 6:56 AM 15/11/08
@ZetaCrossfire: I belive you do have the abbility to skip stories if you dont care much for the story, Not everyone goes to Ps3 Fanboy so they just put it up for others to see. But honestly, Who would pay almost 1k just to smash them.
soyerzzz
mkat_tdc
Posted 6:25 PM 16/11/08
@vinchbr: and xbox 360 boners
mkat_tdc
mkat_tdc
Posted 6:24 PM 16/11/08
@Weiman: I wish they had done this during the system shortage
mkat_tdc
Daemonicus
Posted 12:57 AM 17/11/08
good to know the ps3 can take that damage because i've felt like doing that to it a few times when for no reason it freezes in the middle of gaming for no reason.
and the test was very biased ... they barely attempted to even turn the 360 back on.
ohwell bash the 360 all u guys want it still has better games heheh
Daemonicus
ttech10
Posted 6:12 PM 17/11/08
@pekosROB:
I guess there's always the possibility of it falling over or something... and to decide which one is built more structurally sound. Sure it doesn't really matter, but some people like to know.
ttech10