@Jrsy is the dude, playin' the dude, disguised as another du...: Let me know when that expansion pack come out, I'll have my cc ready!

bpapa9013

@Lite: Get outta my head! lol

Jrsy is the dude, playin' the dude, disguised as another dude

Has anyone done a study to see how many pedophiles there are in Japan? Not that I would venture to guess -- I am just saying, it seems like a nice spot for a pedophile to live.

Monty

Where do I get the Dino Door?

strider_mt2k

What, no tentacle attachment for this? Worthless!

Lite

"Is a little perverted."

No, this is A LOT perverted. In fact the only thing it needs is the tentacle option to complete the package...

Jrsy is the dude, playin' the dude, disguised as another dude

@FrankenPC: Yeah, at least when I run over gangbangers in Grand Theft Auto, I'm making the virtual world a better, funnier place.

Kaiser-Machead's Cookie-Powered LEGO Machine

Sooooo let me get this straight.

You torment a virtual schoolgirl until she crumbles in the corner crying. Then you give her a teddy bear and she's happy again...

And some people say guns in video games are sending the wrong message.

FrankenPC

@Jrsy is the dude, playin' the dude, disguised as another du...: Besides, lap dances are so much better when the stripper is crying.

Lite

@FrankenPC: I agree, this is a bit twisted. Thankfully not many of the folks that would buy this thing can actually get girlfriends.

shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog

@Kaiser-Machead's Cookie-Powered LEGO Machine: This.

Why is it every time I see anything related to "romance" in Japanese pop-culture I get the impression that a Japanese guy's idea of a turn-on is a girl that wont stop screaming "No! Please stop! You're hurting me!".....

Seems kinda sick IMHO. But, then again- who am I to judge people in other countries? I mean, that's what people do in Russia!

MasterYong

@MorganRW: "so please fill me in.."
ROTFLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL... dude, you have no idea.
Just GIS it and enjoy. Oh and in case it wasn't obvious, NSFW!

Jrsy is the dude, playin' the dude, disguised as another dude

@Mobius: It's gotta better than having her laughing at a teeny weeny..

Jrsy is the dude, playin' the dude, disguised as another dude

No... words...

nightsky

such cool technology put to such... strange... use.

knyghtryda

Little known fact: Japanese can not conceive unless the female is crying.

Mobius

lol only in japan.

Anyway, still some cool tech. Does there exist some freeware software like this? Like i can print out a piece of paper with some signs on them, hold it in front of my webcam and some stuff appears on screen, like in the video above?

Rexter

You had me at 'furry costume,' Japan.

Hiphopopotamus

@Jrsy is the dude, playin' the dude, disguised as another du...: What the hell is a tentacle? I am not up on my anime so please fill me in.

MorganRW

Like the "Crying Game" I am going to cry sitting in my shower after watching that clip. Seriously someone needs to call Chris Hanson with Dateline. Screw to catch a preditor.... Get to Japan and cover Pedophile Toys! Don't try to feed me cultural differences crap. I know wrong when I see it and that is just WRONG.

MorganRW

Dino door rules.

JadusIV

@Lite: That's why they make the big bucks.

Jrsy is the dude, playin' the dude, disguised as another dude

@Monty: Has anyone done a study on stupid people who will raise the pedophile question everytime a post of something from Japan is done?
I am just saying, it seems a like a nice spot for that sort of idiocy.

Bokusatsu_Tenshi

@FrankenPC: I'm usually verytolerant of male Internet stuff too. This... crosses the line a bit.

shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog

@MasterYong: They have an extremely sexually repressed society, so much so that when it comes out it tends to be skewed off the charts into humiliation territory.

If you want an honest answer that is. The short version being, "Man they're just a weird bunch over there."

Lite

WTF?!

shalegac

@Jrsy is the dude, playin' the dude, disguised as another dude: Like that => [gizmodo.com] ?

shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog

@strider_mt2k:
?

shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog

@shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog: It's like a doggie door only bigger.

Jrsy is the dude, playin' the dude, disguised as another dude

They should stick to cute fuzzy dogs.

BiZarRroBALlmeR

@strider_mt2k: What's a Dino Door?

shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog

D: wow....... I thought it was pretty unperverted, until.. the dude keep raping her with the stick thingy, pretty neat though

AznSlackerType

@Bokusatsu_Tenshi: Has anyone done a study to see if some people in Giz can't take a joke? Not that I would venture to guess -- I am just saying, it seems like you can't.

Toastie

@shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog: DOESN'T ...damn it.

shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog

@MorganRW: Some things are better left unknown, this is one of them.

Toastie

@ratboycom: I'm not saying that the US doesn't have it's issues, it does. But

"Not only that but I have been with girls here that would make American girls look like puritans."

That really does sound like a good thing to me.

shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog

Well, the human race had a good run. Maybe somewhere they'll miss us.

ftv

@ratboycom: The UK. But to the point, saying a whole country is sexually repressed is kind of foolish to begin with. I mean we have puritans (literal) and gang bangers here that dress up as puritans 'cause that's their thing. I think the U.S. and Japan are close, it's just that Americans prefer real girls over virtual ones.

Toastie

@Soulgenesis: dammit. no shipping outside of japan.

*off to find importer*

Soulgenesis

the himeya link redirects to the shopping cart ;) what's up with that, mark? xD j/k.

amazon JP sells this as well.
[www.amazon.co.jp]

*off to buy*

Soulgenesis

@Lite:
Sexually repressed? I think the US is far worse. You can see titties on TV here, porn shops are abundant and have much dirtier stuff than in the States. Japanese give the impression of being repressed, but in truth its pretty free here. Where else in the world can you look at a porno mag on the train and drink a beer and not get arrested? Not only that but I have been with girls here that would make American girls look like puritans.

ratboycom

I want to see some penetration damn it, wtf.

phatsac

@nightsky: My thoughts exactly. So much to say and no way to express it.

Curves

@ftv: The aliens 22 light years away that are starting to pick up Alf will muss our TV in 22 years, or love us for ending transmission. One of those.

Con Seannery

What's a dino door?

shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog

WANT!!!!!

jcrockerman

@Jrsy is the dude, playin' the dude, disguised as another du...: Don't forget the eye bleach. Or the wank rag, if you're into that kind of stuff...

Con Seannery

Holy Crapballs! That is not, NOT OKAY! Seriously, are all women in Japan complete wusses or something? If an American company brought this to market the building would get torched by an angry mob of rabid ladies. And to be honest, I wouldn't blame them.

Oldbrass

@shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog: Freudian Slip?

Con Seannery

@ftv:

Doubt it....

Kingteddybear

@shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog: It's at the end of the clip.

Big ol Dino

strider_mt2k

@MorganRW: Rent Wicked City. It's Anime and it will answer your question.

FrankenPC

what the hell is wrong with japanese people? Seriously, as a nation they need help.

archercc

That was incredible (the technology involved in it, anyways).... I want something like that, but so I can program over and on top of it. Do they sell kits like this that you can do your own things with?... I'm a designer, and my mind was going like a hundred miles an hour after seeing that...

Ambiguous Blob 2.0

Reminds me of the PS3 game, Eye of Judgement. With the eleves and dragons being traded for sexy anime chicks.

mrwumasta

@shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog: So, he's saying they have some real skanks there?

Eric 'Vote 4 Me' Alder

@Toastie: Actually, I think he answered my question.

Monty

That is pretty cool tech. What would be better if it was Cortana, have her read your im's or something.

Barry99705

So the dinosaur at the end...is there any chance someone's going to make a virtual pet type thing out of THAT concept? because that would be a freaking awesome desk toy. Hell, this itself would be a kind of cool desktoy if it weren't so freaking creepy.

Alchemistmerlin

@Toastie: Too bad it wasn't funny in the first place.

terebakashi

Poka(wo)mon? Gotta collect 'em all!

landru28

If it only were a Tachikoma....*sigh*
I wonder if the program is easly hacked to make that happen? :3

Still though....the idea and concept behind it are neat. I like this kind of augmented reality. I hope more of it comes about in the future. Preferably without the poking of virtual cleavage.....or maybe with. Hmmmm...

Anubis LG

@Eric 'Vote 4 Me' Alder: Apparently. BTW, I couldn't bring myself to watch the video after reading some of the comments. Is there a dinosaur door near the end?

shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog

What I hated the most in this video was the "girls" voice, it was so hi-pinched and retarded sounding I had to turn my speakers off when the guy started bullying "her" with the stick (due to living in something comparable to a cholege dorm).

I mean why do japanese women have to sound like they were less than 10 years old when the're over 30? Shure a lot of japanese men are afraid to death of mature women due to the traditional style of raising children in a family (husband is away working most of the time when the wife is the "hitler of the house"), but don't they have any kind of dignity? Is feminism a totally unknown consept to japanese women? Is submitting to the wosses they call men these days what they live for?

On a different note, If I got one (of these toys) I would most likeley start fooling around with the software trying to fool it with a chessboard or something till the program gets some really weird gliches and crashes, laugh a lot and then get bored, all within less than an hour...

Fun toy, till you get bored of it in less than an hour and throw it in the tech trash drawer...

L_A_G

@Monty: Not a lot. Age of Consent in Japan is 13.

Knirfie

NAN DESU KA??? I want one. That's freakin cool. **SUGOI**

Symbient

Wow..... Japan is seriously messed up.... I WANT TO GO!

DssTrainer

PedoBear Approves.

dragonphyre

I'm waiting for the hack that allows strip shows and special bathroom time. This is just brimming with the creepy.

Atriel

Wow so I watched the video and thought to myself.... "Man these guys are just reaching for-" and then... the finger poking started. Over and over and over again. In rapid fire mode even. :(

I think the technology is cool and all... Could be put to better use though.

MrTroy

Will she eat a hot dog? I need you to put that up on the shelf....Higher, higher, reach way up there. Ahhh thats good!

Dr.Remulak

I gotta imagine someone can pirate this and just print out the cube and cards...

gerrylum

@Knirfie: I gotta move me to Japan!

Meh we do it here younger than the age of consent anyway

Derry Quinn

@Lite:
+1 bloodhound gang reference!!!

godwhacker

If you close your eyes and play this,it sounds like every other Japanese porno movie.

FiveLiters

@Toastie: I'm thinking that whole "Two Girls,One Cup" thing ranks up there as well...

FiveLiters

I am I the only one that can see a little innocent fun in this? To me, the avatar is clearly an "it" rather than a "she". One can equate this to putting a GI-joe through the ringer or perhaps a Barbie on the barbecue for a laugh. Also, this can give a little empathy training... Be nice to the avatar and its happy. Smack it around and its sad -- So don't smack it, dumbass.

ValenciaGrimlet

@ratboycom: you can drink on the train?!

altgrave

@Knirfie: it actually varies by prefecture from what i recall, and each prefecture has its own laws about what is acceptable towards the lower end.

planetarian