Gadgets
This is What Fellating a Microphone Sounds Like (NSFW)
Posted by Jason Chen at 11:20 AM on November 21, 2008
The age old question of "what a microphone would sound like if it were fellated by a woman" has now been answered by this lovely lady (Wojciech Kosma?), as she performs at an art opening. She's been taking her act all around the world, as evidenced by her previous videos doing exactly the same thing, which we've taken the courtesy of embedding after the jump. Look at it as a PSA; kids now have no need to fellate a recording instrument to hear what it sounds like. Other gadgets though, like Bluetooth headsets and AC adapters, are still up for grabs. [Buzzfeed via Boing Boing Gadgets]

Comments (AU Comments · US Comments)
Michael Kubler
Posted November 21, 2008 5:52 PM
I hope that's a reasonably cheep microphone, looks like a Rode VideoMic to me, which is ok (thankfully she's not defiling a sennheiser)
http://aus.rodemic.com/microphone.php?product=VideoMic
I wouldn't be using it for much else afterwards.
DC
Posted November 24, 2008 4:42 PM
Dude, she's doing some amazingly fine work on that mic and it's actually quite spooky sounding and you're only thoughts are the price of the microphone?
Work with computers do you? :-)
I'm thinking as well as a PSA this should be considered instructional too.
Lukasz
Posted November 25, 2008 1:52 AM
"wojciech" is a name for boy so this girl can not be Wojciech kosma :)
Gary jonston
Posted November 25, 2008 8:50 AM
What do you mean "Thankfully its not a Sennheiser" Sounds like you have one hand on the keyboard and one on your knob.
RODE rocks, and now more than ever. CLEVER GIRL!
Curves
Posted 12:54 PM 21/11/08
All that from one glass of wine. I wonder what she does if you buy her dinner.
Curves
rcast1986
Posted 12:54 PM 21/11/08
@invictus13: "Oh please, Micheal -- I know what an erection feels like! This is like...my heart is getting hard."
rcast1986
morbo
Posted 12:52 PM 21/11/08
Who's her bf Mr Microphone?
morbo
davekaybsc
Posted 12:52 PM 21/11/08
Feh, I've seen better. Where's the tongue and wrist action? If I was that mic I'd be pissed.
davekaybsc
Doctor-J
Posted 12:51 PM 21/11/08
This is supposed to be art? I guess she's running light on ideas.
Doctor-J
jenheta
Posted 12:50 PM 21/11/08
Oh...never mind...
jenheta
supercollider
Posted 12:50 PM 21/11/08
@supercollider: Darn replies always ending up in the wrong comments.. Yours made me lol too, though. High five, very nice.
supercollider
supercollider
Posted 12:48 PM 21/11/08
This is exactly the kind of motivation I needed to go back to art school.
supercollider
KenK
Posted 12:47 PM 21/11/08
Spoiler!!! There's no money shot!
This is lame attention-whoring.
KenK
sprockety
Posted 12:46 PM 21/11/08
So many jokes:
I've had blow jobs and I rarely make that noise
Is it always the same microphone or is she a whore?
It doesn't sound like the mic is enjoying it
When her mother and I sent her to art school it we thought it was to paint
sprockety
devilonsteroids
Posted 12:45 PM 21/11/08
There's legitimate art that inspires, provokes, evokes emotion and what not. This is none of the above. It is just stupid and lame. Fuck that stupid piece of shit. God damn it.
devilonsteroids
supercollider
Posted 12:45 PM 21/11/08
Art for the sake of art. It's about getting a rise out of people.
supercollider
jbhitter24
Posted 12:45 PM 21/11/08
@DeadWriter: hahahaha, that was excellent.
jbhitter24
scott_m
Posted 12:42 PM 21/11/08
Why oh why?
...I'd hate to by that girls boyfriend. Every time she'd give me some fallatio, I'd be thinking about that damn feedback or wondering if she just considers it practice.
scott_m
supercollider
Posted 12:40 PM 21/11/08
Don't forget to cup the boom.
supercollider
KRiSone87
Posted 12:39 PM 21/11/08
Damn, now I'm just gonna get a boner every time I hear mic feedback.
KRiSone87
Oldbrass
Posted 12:38 PM 21/11/08
That was the dumbest thing I've ever seen. What does she do for an encore? Anal?
Oldbrass
DeadWriter
Posted 12:37 PM 21/11/08
She's a one trick pony- but it's a good trick.
DeadWriter
Gann
Posted 12:37 PM 21/11/08
I would like to meet this talented young woman.
Gann
DeadWriter
Posted 12:36 PM 21/11/08
Now we know how Brian Eno does it.
DeadWriter
dc-united
Posted 12:36 PM 21/11/08
Does she play a trombone the same way?
dc-united
supercollider
Posted 12:35 PM 21/11/08
@Ron-Mexico: LOL
supercollider
Enisity
Posted 12:34 PM 21/11/08
.....her boy friend must be happy......IDC who you are ...this is no art this is someone blowing a microphone for practice...
Enisity
invictus13
Posted 12:30 PM 21/11/08
is this. .. . is this . . what love feels like ?
invictus13
lostarchitect
Posted 12:29 PM 21/11/08
that makes me feel funny.
lostarchitect
El Tejon
Posted 12:29 PM 21/11/08
Once is cool. After that... kind of attention whoring. Or is this supposed to be some kind of art?
El Tejon
Dreadfish
Posted 12:28 PM 21/11/08
...what? Damn it, first you ruin the physics I learned in high school with that bouncing water schtick, and now you make me send out mass emails to people that will probably hate me afterwards...thanks giz.
Dreadfish
Ron-Mexico
Posted 12:28 PM 21/11/08
And now here's one from my next album, Gag Reflex
Ron-Mexico
reactionsok
Posted 12:27 PM 21/11/08
that gave me a boner
reactionsok
whiteknight89
Posted 12:26 PM 21/11/08
I had to erase what I just typed, it would have gotten my disenvowled.
whiteknight89
ChibiKyKiske
Posted 12:26 PM 21/11/08
the first time she put her mouth on it, it was like "ahhh... what? did i say 'stop'? keep going!"
ChibiKyKiske
Thassodar
Posted 12:25 PM 21/11/08
Wow she sure sucks.
www.instantrimshot.com
Thassodar
XneoX
Posted 1:15 PM 21/11/08
Weird....
XneoX
squampton
Posted 1:13 PM 21/11/08
I'll be impressed when she uses a Rocco or Lex-sized mic, not some 3-inch Asian mic.
squampton
khristopher
Posted 1:04 PM 21/11/08
That has got to be the most retarded thing I've watched all year.
This is not art. It's feedback of a microphone. LOL so stupid!
khristopher
QB8Young
Posted 1:02 PM 21/11/08
3 letters... WTF
QB8Young
takemetoyourtoaster
Posted 1:02 PM 21/11/08
@supercollider: pun intended?
takemetoyourtoaster
pretol
Posted 12:57 PM 21/11/08
Chicks blowjobing gadgets (microphone is barely, but still, is a gadget). It would seem this would be an unbeatable combination.
But the feedback? what's wrong with her? turn down the volume... if she wants to make public porn "art" (questionable), wouldn't she rather have the public hear her slobbering over it, rather than the feedback screech...
In short, this doesn't do it for me. Maybe if she made it into some sort of social comment with more props (like women oppression), or introduce some sort of truism that is identifiable. Merely sucking on microphone is not art. And sucking on microphone that is feedbacking is irritating.
There's some porn value in this, but then, it's not a good example either (unless you have some mic-feedback fetish).
pretol
yogibimbi
Posted 12:57 PM 21/11/08
bad job. the mic does not even cum....
yogibimbi
rcast1986
Posted 12:56 PM 21/11/08
Too much shaft.
Now who's with me?
rcast1986
zfleeman
Posted 12:55 PM 21/11/08
Lucky microphone.
zfleeman
dylanwho
Posted 1:31 PM 21/11/08
HUMMER
dylanwho
yogibimbi
Posted 1:27 PM 21/11/08
and why is that nsfw? oK, I get it: When the boss catches you watching that bs you deserve to get fired. Hmmm, I watched it... Good thing I work from home.
yogibimbi
P3nnst8r
Posted 1:26 PM 21/11/08
This is your brain on drugs.
Any questions?
P3nnst8r
Sora57
Posted 1:26 PM 21/11/08
@KenK: I can give her some feedback on her technique but she might find it hard to swallow.
Sora57
Branden.Tang
Posted 1:26 PM 21/11/08
She was enjoying it too.
Branden.Tang
yogibimbi
Posted 1:24 PM 21/11/08
@rcast1986: where do I have to sign?
Her handiwork (as mentioned before) also leaves a lot to be desired. She seems to think that the act of swallowing comes before the ejaculation already...
yogibimbi
loudensspam
Posted 1:21 PM 21/11/08
She needs to use her hands more...
loudensspam
FiveLiters
Posted 1:50 PM 21/11/08
Um...so it sounds like the spaceship in 'Close Encounters of the Third Kind'?
FiveLiters
FiveLiters
Posted 1:48 PM 21/11/08
@Oldbrass: Butt tuba perhaps?
FiveLiters
3eyes
Posted 1:46 PM 21/11/08
so... what do you do for a living?
I blow microphones.
3eyes
latterman
Posted 2:44 PM 21/11/08
I have a feeling she's never done that to an actual guy. It looks slow and unexciting.
latterman
iomatic
Posted 2:43 PM 21/11/08
@Sora57: I can't tell if she's sucking or blowing.
iomatic
RobotVampire
Posted 2:32 PM 21/11/08
I'm so torn, half of me thinks this is really stupid, the other half made a pants tent...
RobotVampire
100% Bajan
Posted 2:30 PM 21/11/08
This is the most confusing feeling i've ever had!
100% Bajan
Siouxperman
Posted 2:30 PM 21/11/08
Scary that the people that think this is "art" are the same people running our country now! Freakin liberals! It is hilarious how in the first video everyone watching is trying to be all, like, wow, this is like, so intense.
Siouxperman
melloki76
Posted 2:27 PM 21/11/08
Talk about rockin' da mike!
melloki76
fatASCurtis
Posted 2:25 PM 21/11/08
a chick suckin on a mic is now nsfw? how about suckin on a lollypop, or chewing gum? my boss at work showed me a video of a nudist dental assistant and THIS is nsfw?
fatASCurtis
Brian Sexton
Posted 2:24 PM 21/11/08
I wonder if the dude who left at 0:40 in the first video had to go handle something that just came up.
Brian Sexton
92BuickLeSabre
Posted 2:20 PM 21/11/08
@Oldbrass: Heaven forbid!
92BuickLeSabre
totoro
Posted 2:15 PM 21/11/08
Seriously. NSFW?
totoro
r0yb0t1ks
Posted 2:09 PM 21/11/08
i was hoping for the mic to limp at the end.
r0yb0t1ks
Goodthymes
Posted 2:06 PM 21/11/08
That's what I sound like.
Goodthymes
Jrsy is back to being the dude, playing the dude disguised as an
Posted 2:04 PM 21/11/08
@scott_m: I'm pretty sure her boyfriend is not getting any of that. She's an artist and can't risk injury to her mouth or throat.
Jrsy is back to being the dude, playing the dude disguised as another dude
Jrsy is back to being the dude, playing the dude disguised as an
Posted 2:02 PM 21/11/08
@Curves: My friend Rusty told me what happens. After dinner she switched from the microphone to his trombone and a good time was had by all....
Jrsy is back to being the dude, playing the dude disguised as another dude
MyPetFly
Posted 2:02 PM 21/11/08
Gizmodo...oooh...ooh...ooooooh...oooooooh...oooooooohhhhh...mmm...ahhh...ooooooohhhhhhh...oh god...guhhhh...ooohhhh...oh god... yeaaaaah... ooooOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MyPetFly
Jrsy is back to being the dude, playing the dude disguised as an
Posted 2:00 PM 21/11/08
That's one hell of a hummer...
Jrsy is back to being the dude, playing the dude disguised as another dude
Mr_Hustleufagus
Posted 3:01 PM 21/11/08
@Ron-Mexico: Pure Genius!
Mr_Hustleufagus
soundguru
Posted 2:52 PM 21/11/08
Waste of a perfectly good microphone.
soundguru
Trick
Posted 2:45 PM 21/11/08
She should take this "art show" on the road with the Giant Floating Dog Turd of Switzerland.
I'm sure both will be a big hit in Germany.
Trick
orionburch
Posted 3:16 PM 21/11/08
What...The fuck. why would people pay to see this? If this is what you're into, I'm sure there are much better sources online.
orionburch
mergedwarrior
Posted 3:37 PM 21/11/08
The Reluctant blowjobber.
mergedwarrior
egyptomix
Posted 3:57 PM 21/11/08
@supercollider: Yeah, i clicked the heart. That was excellent.
egyptomix
Alchemistmerlin
Posted 3:50 PM 21/11/08
Oddly enough, I make similar noises during sex.
What?
Alchemistmerlin
rcast1986
Posted 3:49 PM 21/11/08
@yogibimbi: Well somebody should show her how it's done.
I, for one, won't hesitate to take on such a brave endeavor. Wish me luck, colleagues.
rcast1986
ibelli
Posted 4:22 PM 21/11/08
Stupid. Waste. Of. Time. I hope she doesn't get paid money for this... The sad fact is that she does.
ibelli
lostlikeme
Posted 4:20 PM 21/11/08
i like how the guy in the striped shirt in the background catches himself actually taking pictures of this so-called "art" and gets up and leaves.
lostlikeme
spider2544
Posted 4:27 PM 21/11/08
i love how youtube has a video link to Sarah Palin at the end lol. just cause both are hot, and blow it when they have a microphone
spider2544
Kendra
Posted 6:06 PM 21/11/08
Sounds like whalesong. And not the "happy feely" derogatory slur.
Kendra
supercollider
Posted 6:04 PM 21/11/08
@supercollider: Ugh! All of my replies are going in the wrong places, what's up with that?
supercollider
supercollider
Posted 5:56 PM 21/11/08
@takemetoyourtoaster: Yes.
supercollider
I'm a PC
Posted 5:50 PM 21/11/08
i wonder if she accepts requests...
I'm a PC
addiktion
Posted 5:47 PM 21/11/08
@reactionsok: haha. Somehow I think some people can relate to you.
addiktion
basicvisual
Posted 5:31 PM 21/11/08
I've had better.
basicvisual
purple-pillows
Posted 4:54 PM 21/11/08
@Thassodar: best comment ever...
purple-pillows
skitchparks
Posted 6:45 PM 21/11/08
@devilonsteroids: this crap is art? this just inspires a boner and evokes randiness! I mean come on, she could at least play this like an instrument right?
skitchparks
friktionn
Posted 7:26 PM 21/11/08
wow. any androids, robosexuals out there would really enjoy this. classic porn for robots and humanoids of the future. hahaha, wait until Cyborg Sam finds out he was conceived and not manufactured.
friktionn
petarro
Posted 7:42 PM 21/11/08
I had a lot more fun watching this without Audio. :)
petarro
SiriusPhotog
Posted 7:39 PM 21/11/08
It would be alot more impressive if it was a Shure SM-58 mic.
SiriusPhotog
SewerShark
Posted 9:57 PM 21/11/08
@Jrsy is back to being the dude, playing the dude disguised ...: Or her boyfriend sound just like that mic when she gives him head.
SewerShark
Somadis
Posted 10:05 PM 21/11/08
I wonder if she can make my penis to make that sound.
Somadis
yogibimbi
Posted 10:57 PM 21/11/08
@rcast1986: pass
yogibimbi
FLskydiver
Posted 10:42 PM 21/11/08
@DeadWriter: LOL. That's the truth! Her folks must be so proud.
FLskydiver
yogibimbi
Posted 11:03 PM 21/11/08
@Siouxperman: ok, I'm liberal enough to say she is bs.
but you, mister (I assume) need to relax. May I suggest a bj by a microphone-blowing lady? And don't fret, in 4 years your guys will get another chance at falsifying an election.
yogibimbi
yogibimbi
Posted 11:45 PM 21/11/08
@Somadis: not your penis, but probably you.
yogibimbi
yogibimbi
Posted 11:45 PM 21/11/08
oh, yes, please, have her suck an AC adapter. Plugged in. One of the Apple Powerbook adapters. 24 V at 2 amps. That'll not kill her, but teach her to not be stupid.
Hmm, I wonder, now, what piece of technology would qualify for a clit-licking version of that? Or wait, I think men are not so stupid to actually portray services delivered to female lovers in public, because they actually enjoy there partners enjoying themselves. Only women (sometimes) have this ambivalent approach to sex as something enjoyed but also having to be performed.
Suggestion to those of the fair sex who don't like giving bjs (borrowing from Nike): If it feels good, do it. If it doesn't, don't. And live with the consequences. You are not obliged, complaining is stupid. Grow up.
yogibimbi
nystreetfilms
Posted 12:46 AM 22/11/08
dude, check out the photog behind her. hes like "should I take a picture of this crap?" and after three strokes he lifts the camera and promptly goes to the bathroom.
classic.
nystreetfilms
closhedbb
Posted 1:45 AM 22/11/08
@Oldbrass: At least it went oral first, not second...
closhedbb
UniComp
Posted 1:41 AM 22/11/08
I never saw that in art school... Well, actually, probably close to it.
UniComp
matthewrex
Posted 3:21 AM 22/11/08
I actually think it was making some pretty neat sounds. I could see that used as a technique for creating cool sounds in a studio.
If you can find a sound tech to blow a mic that is.
P.S. she was hot, too.
matthewrex
goingthewongway
Posted 4:39 AM 22/11/08
Her parents must be so proud.
goingthewongway
TBM-Fan
Posted 5:54 AM 22/11/08
She is sure fellating the wrong microphone
TBM-Fan
Snorbalp
Posted 5:49 AM 22/11/08
@dc-united: only if its rusty
Snorbalp
G-Ram
Posted 5:42 AM 22/11/08
@latterman: I have a feeling the only time you've gotten head (if ever at all) is from some skank who doesn't love you.
Sometimes when you're in a passionate mood and you want to make love but still feel naughty enough to partake in oral foreplay, going slow is very stimulating to the senses. However, I do agree with you that it wasn't very exciting. The second video is more vigorous and entertaining.
G-Ram
Oniisan608
Posted 7:14 AM 22/11/08
The first video is pretty hot until right about the end when you see all the people just kind of standing around her while she's on her knees. Then it's just plain awkward.
Oniisan608
yellowombat
Posted 7:35 AM 22/11/08
Eeeek, looks like it tasted a bit like metal, I hope she washed it beforehand.
yellowombat
Comrade GadgetPlay, Fellow Traveler
Posted 8:40 AM 22/11/08
@DeadWriter: Not a bad pony either.
Comrade GadgetPlay, Fellow Traveler
citykids
Posted 10:07 AM 22/11/08
"And now for my next trick..."
citykids
Brutalitarian
Posted 11:11 PM 22/11/08
@Thassodar: blow me... thats different
Brutalitarian
he who still uses a sony clie, and once called himself rimplestu
Posted 10:15 AM 25/11/08
oh. my. god.
where can i sign up to let her borrow my, erm, microphone?
he who still uses a sony clie, and once called himself rimplestultskin