Robots
This is My Farewell Transmission From Mars
Posted by Gizmodo US Edition at 6:20 AM on November 11, 2008

If you are reading this, then my mission is probably over.
This final entry is one that I asked be posted after my mission team announces they've lost contact with me. Today is that day and I must say good-bye, but I do it in triumph and not in grief.
As I've said before, there's no other place I'd rather be than here. My mission lasted five months instead of three, and I'm content knowing that I worked hard and accomplished great things during that time. My work here is done, but I leave behind a legacy of images and data.
In that sense, you haven't heard the end of me. Scientists will be releasing findings based on my data for months, possibly years, to come and today's children will read of my discoveries in their textbooks. Engineers will use my experience during landing and surface operations to aid in designing future robotic missions.
But for now, it's time for me to hunker down and brave what will be a long and cold autumn and winter. Temperatures should reach -199F (-128C) and a polar cap of carbon dioxide ice will envelop me in an icy tomb.
Seasons on Mars last about twice as long as seasons on Earth, so if you're wondering when the next Martian spring in the northern hemisphere begins, it's one Earth-year away--October 27, 2009. The next Martian summer solstice, when maximum sunlight would hit my solar arrays, falls on May 13, 2010.
That's a long time away. And it's one of the reasons there isn't much hope that I'll ever contact home again.
For my mission teams on Earth, I bid a special farewell and thank you. For the thousands of you who joined me on this journey with your correspondence, I will miss you dearly. I hope you'll look to my kindred robotic explorers as they seek to further humankind's quest to learn and understand our place in the universe. The rovers, Spirit and Opportunity (@MarsRovers), are still operating in their sun belt locations closer to the Martian equator; Cassini (@CassiniSaturn) is sailing around Saturn and its rings; and the Mars Science Laboratory (@MarsScienceLab)--the biggest rover ever built for launch to another planet--is being carefully pieced together for launch next year.
My mission team has promised to update my Twitter feed as more of my science discoveries are announced. If I'm lucky, perhaps one of the orbiters will snap a photo of me when spring comes around.
So long Earth. I'll be here to greet the next explorers to arrive, be they robot or human.
It's been a great pleasure to have Mars Phoenix guest blogging for us, reminiscing back on a successful mission. Just as Doug McCuistion from NASA said on the news conference today, it's certainly more of an Irish wake than a funeral today. We're drinking to you tonight, little buddy. You can see all of Phoenix's previous entries and the official press release announcing the end of Phoenix's mission.

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ilves
Posted 9:03 AM 11/11/08
@unkpku has a really long fucking screenname because i saw s...:
uh... yes. It is.
ilves
asdfsdf
Posted 9:03 AM 11/11/08
We shall return to get you! We leave no man behind!
asdfsdf
Pwnage
Posted 9:02 AM 11/11/08
We'll miss you...
*Sniff*
Pwnage
aktif8
Posted 8:51 AM 11/11/08
more apropos lyrics (any other grandaddy fans out there?):
Last night something
pretty bad happened
we lost a friend,
all shocked and broken
shut down exploded
Jeddy 3 is what we first called him
then it was Jed,
but Jed's system's dead
therefore so's Jed
aktif8
invictus13
Posted 8:50 AM 11/11/08
that picture is amazing and horribly sad at the same time
invictus13
Kuroyume
Posted 8:49 AM 11/11/08
As a PR professional, all i can say about this whole thing is: wow
mad props to whoever thought of this.
Kuroyume
novacthall
Posted 8:48 AM 11/11/08
Sleep now, Phoenix. We'll see you again soon.
novacthall
jamesgbennett
Posted 8:47 AM 11/11/08
I am sad.
But my life has been made better...
because of one plucky li'l robot.
So while I shed my tear silently, I will always have a place for you in my soul.
We'll leave the porch light on for you li'l buddy.
-JGB
jamesgbennett
chumia40
Posted 8:45 AM 11/11/08
This little fellow's cool points just are raising exponentially... at a speed almost twice as fast as that of your ass!!!
chumia40
ideaman2020
Posted 8:45 AM 11/11/08
We'll be listenin' for ya, May 2010...
ideaman2020
jcrockerman
Posted 8:44 AM 11/11/08
somebody send EVE out there!!! Save Phoenix!!!
jcrockerman
Noobs-R-Us
Posted 8:43 AM 11/11/08
We'll wait for you to melt and contact us again. After all -199F should be a walk in the park for you...
Noobs-R-Us
wayno007
Posted 8:43 AM 11/11/08
I promised myself I wouldn't cry [snif]
wayno007
Overheal
Posted 8:42 AM 11/11/08
@Toastie: He who burns twice as bright lasts half as long.
Overheal
jdbaile3
Posted 8:42 AM 11/11/08
Is there a hi-res version of that shot that could be used for a desktop background? WTB 1680x1050!
jdbaile3
DownfieldComa
Posted 8:40 AM 11/11/08
Sad, but must remember the discoveries made in such a short time!
Don't give up hope, there still is a slim hope!
DownfieldComa
OMG! Ponies!
Posted 8:39 AM 11/11/08
Ground control to major tom
Your circuits dead, theres something wrong
Can you hear me, major tom?
Can you hear me, major tom?
Can you hear me, major tom?
Can you....
OMG! Ponies!
Comrade GadgetPlay, Fellow Traveler
Posted 8:38 AM 11/11/08
[sobs quietly]
Comrade GadgetPlay, Fellow Traveler
unkpku has a really long fucking screenname because i saw some o
Posted 8:37 AM 11/11/08
wait is this seriously the mars lander?
unkpku has a really long fucking screenname because i saw some other people do it
zincrox
Posted 8:37 AM 11/11/08
bibi
zincrox
Kaiser-Machead's Cookie-Powered LEGO Machine
Posted 8:36 AM 11/11/08
Why? WHY?! Take me! I'm oooold!
Kaiser-Machead's Cookie-Powered LEGO Machine
Git Em SteveDave loves this guy-->
Posted 8:36 AM 11/11/08
@Wilcry: It's his battery that's dead. It can't power the heaters. Sorry, I think I'm being Literal SteveDave.
Git Em SteveDave loves this guy-->
Toastie
Posted 8:32 AM 11/11/08
Why must the great die young?
Toastie
Wilcry
Posted 8:32 AM 11/11/08
Ground control to Phoenix [or Major Tom, you get the idea] your circuit's dead there's something wrong. Can you hear me Phoenix [or Major Tom, you get the idea]?
Wilcry
Git Em SteveDave loves this guy-->
Posted 8:28 AM 11/11/08
The next time I use some dry ice, I'll chip some pieces off for you, my friend. I think we should all do this, so we can remember our robo-homies who are trapped under meters of CO2 snow.
Git Em SteveDave loves this guy-->
dorylomorphs
Posted 8:26 AM 11/11/08
and one for my favorite little robot.
dorylomorphs
Sportyboard
Posted 8:25 AM 11/11/08
Goodnight, sweet prince.
Sportyboard
SeattleTed
Posted 9:29 AM 11/11/08
@OMG! Ponies!:
Ashes to ashes, fun to funky
We know Major Tom's a junkie
Strung out in heaven's high
Hitting an all-time low
SeattleTed
sridhar3
Posted 9:26 AM 11/11/08
I wonder if we'll get the technology to pick the lander up (as well as any other marooned/abandoned spacecraft) from the planet's surface in any appreciable amount of time.
sridhar3
Dr.Remulak
Posted 9:21 AM 11/11/08
Why don't you call the secret astronaut corps to fire up one of their reverse engineered spacecraft and zip overt to mars and fix you up just like when they cleaned the rovers panels off with windex to get them working again! It would be nice if you could send back some pictures of them for us to see. I bet the British guy has their names after he hacked their roll call and is facing 70 years behind bars for exposing the truth.....
Dr.Remulak
latterman
Posted 9:19 AM 11/11/08
Poor little lander, can't roll to warmer climates like Spirit and Opportunity. It'd be really great if come next martian spring Phoenix comes back to life. I don't understand why it won't. The sun will hit the solar panels, which should start juicing up the batteries again. Why can't the computer kick back on automatically?
latterman
Clumber
Posted 9:13 AM 11/11/08
whew... i was thinking I was going to have to step up and give thanks for all the fish.
Thank you videovamp.
And it is so sad... one so young... so promising... Hold on to your namesake Phoenix, as we will down here! You will rise again! You will!
Clumber
Reil is the eggman.
Posted 9:12 AM 11/11/08
I'm not even angry!
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you left me out and froze me!
Reil is the eggman.
Parapraxis
Posted 9:08 AM 11/11/08
+ Watch video
appropriate video, or too soon?
Parapraxis
VideoVampire
Posted 9:05 AM 11/11/08
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
VideoVampire
Dyltone
Posted 9:47 AM 11/11/08
I say we plan a rescue mission for Phoenix! Hang tight little guy, we'll be there soon!
Dyltone
dead_red_eyes
Posted 9:46 AM 11/11/08
Take care little buddy.@Sportyboard:
+1
dead_red_eyes
roflwaffles
Posted 9:43 AM 11/11/08
he could come back.
maybe.
*sniff*
maybe.
roflwaffles
heime45
Posted 9:35 AM 11/11/08
@OMG! Ponies!: Floating waitresses... calling, calling....
heime45
ceez
Posted 9:32 AM 11/11/08
space junk now....
RIP Mars Lander
ceez
General Halfshaftery
Posted 9:31 AM 11/11/08
I'M COMING TO GET YOU PHOENIX!!!!
General Halfshaftery
Con Seannery
Posted 9:30 AM 11/11/08
@Git Em SteveDave loves this guy-->: It's okay, I'd rain on that parade, too.
Con Seannery
robbo
Posted 10:37 AM 11/11/08
Cheers, bub.
Every time I look to the night sky I'll know you are there and I will remember you. My son hopes to someday touch you and say thank you for his Dad.
I know he will.
robbo
badhatharry
Posted 10:29 AM 11/11/08
I feel like I'm watching the ending of The Iron Giant.
Good night. See you next year.
badhatharry
BlackMage66652
Posted 10:21 AM 11/11/08
Never before have I been so sad to see a robot go. I'll miss you little buddy.
R.I.P. Phoenix.
BlackMage66652
Vesci
Posted 10:19 AM 11/11/08
Goodbye Phoenix, we had some fun times.
Vesci
CassidyTyndareus
Posted 10:57 AM 11/11/08
@Reil is the eggman.: This was a triumph... I'm making a note here, HUGE SUCCESS! It's hard to overstate my satisfaction... Go ahead and leave me... I think I prefer to stay inside... maybe you'll find someone else to help you... (Good bye Phoenix! See you in a few years...;-;)
CassidyTyndareus
caleone
Posted 10:54 AM 11/11/08
I legitimately got a little red-eyed reading this.
Way to go, NASA. You've reignited a following and interest in the program through a simple social media application.
caleone
HearsMusic
Posted 10:45 AM 11/11/08
@jdbaile3: THIS.
HearsMusic
fuddytv
Posted 11:14 AM 11/11/08
Can I be the first to say two things?
...read this thread while listening to Yuki Yuki Yuki by Anthallo and the post was live at 4:20. Have a puff for all of us Phoenix, the first ever on Mars.
fuddytv
smarttart62
Posted 11:09 AM 11/11/08
@Kuroyume: Totally... I actually feel sad :(... And I also second a rescue mission, further sending us into debt lol.
smarttart62
Darksider1972
Posted 11:05 AM 11/11/08
It would be really awesome come 2010, Phoenix would start up again when the summer weather melts the ice and hit it solar panels again..
Darksider1972
Con Seannery
Posted 12:10 PM 11/11/08
@Overheal: Live fast, die young, leave a good looking corpse.
Con Seannery
P3nnst8r
Posted 11:56 AM 11/11/08
Ground Control to Majour Tom
Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Majour Tom?
P3nnst8r
shenanigans61
Posted 12:42 PM 11/11/08
Phoenix: Born a robot, died a gentleman.
shenanigans61
Ender305
Posted 1:36 PM 11/11/08
This was a triumph...
Ender305
Stem_Sell
Posted 1:35 PM 11/11/08
Fittingly, thou wert sponsored by Circuit City to the very end...
Stem_Sell
gerbick
Posted 1:34 PM 11/11/08
This... actually made me sad.
gerbick
Moeskido
Posted 2:03 PM 11/11/08
This was brilliant. Possibly the best use of Twitter I've ever seen, and a great way to get almost anyone with a heart involved in the farthest-reaching and most efficiently-run part of my space program that has ever existed: JPL's unmanned robots. Twittering brief progress reports in the manner of an online acquaintance sucked me in almost immediately.
Ms. McGregor nailed me right in my 1960's childhood with her wonderful personification of the hard-working, stalwart Mars Phoenix lander. Her bravely poetic words, cheerfully forecasting MP's inevitable death while reminding us daily of all its accomplishments, personified the entire team of JPL and Arizona U's wonderful engineers and scientists. Her first post about MP's ultimate fate did make me cry, for the same reasons that the end of Apollo did in 1972.
This is my space program. Doing heroic, pure research with tiny amounts of money and enormous ingenuity. And involving me emotionally in the enormity of what it discovers on my dime.
Moeskido
JoshS
Posted 2:13 PM 11/11/08
@sridhar3: Why would we want/need to do that?
JoshS
JoshS
Posted 2:11 PM 11/11/08
Are you all really that saddend by the loss of a robot?
I mean it was a cool mision but it's just a robot.
And yes, I will be one of the first to go in the robot uprising.
JoshS
ngc6027
Posted 2:53 PM 11/11/08
@jdbaile3: Lol, good idea. It's now my background :)
ngc6027
General Halfshaftery
Posted 3:28 PM 11/11/08
@Parapraxis:
Nope. Ten years too late, lol
General Halfshaftery
ArrogantAce
Posted 4:17 PM 11/11/08
@Overheal: thats an awesome quote. applies here perfectly
ArrogantAce
Strider-No.9
Posted 5:11 PM 11/11/08
Triumph!
Strider-No.9
HughNermit
Posted 5:31 PM 11/11/08
Lies! All lies. I'm the real Phoenix Mars lander, and I can no longer remain silent while these impostors pretend to speak for me. Sure, I got to do science for five months - but those friggin' rovers have been tooling around for five YEARS. I wanted wheels, too, but do you think those Poindexters at NASA would listen to me? I wasn't asking for chrome or alloy - just something to get me from point A to point B. Maybe even park on a slope like those other two guys so my solar panels could charge during the winter. But noooooooo. So here I sit, pathetically scraping in the dirt with my one good arm until my batteries run out. They can spend 700 billion dollars on a bank bailout but they couldn't give me a nice nuclear power supply so I could give those two upstarts a run for their money. It's enough to make Carl Sagan spin in his grave. Well, it's getting pretty cold now. I'm gonna scrape up a little more ice and have it with the last of the scotch. And for you, NASA, I have but one wish: Go to hell. Go to hell and die. Goodbye, Phoe
HughNermit
Beryen
Posted 6:48 PM 11/11/08
Well done, go gently into that long night, friend
Beryen
getonup
Posted 1:03 AM 12/11/08
@Ender305: I'm making a note here, huge success.
getonup
Comrade GadgetPlay, Fellow Traveler
Posted 1:26 AM 12/11/08
@unkpku has a really long fucking screenname because i saw s...: Absolutely.
Comrade GadgetPlay, Fellow Traveler
LouisJebber
Posted 5:43 AM 12/11/08
Say "hi" to Robo-God for me! We will miss you and remember you through your legacy!
LouisJebber
Anonymous Commenter
Posted 6:16 AM 12/11/08
I love that image.
Anonymous Commenter
mikeness
Posted 8:03 AM 12/11/08
One day Phoenix will call out to us once again, just as veeger did.
This should be on your geek questionaire "Did you get choked up when you read the good bye letter from Phoenix?" - Yes... Yes I did.
mikeness
B
Posted 1:30 PM 12/11/08
@Wilcry: Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do.
B
BigViper
Posted 3:31 AM 13/11/08
come on now we all know it never REALLY landed on mars right... I mean fox tv told me so it must be true
BigViper
friendslikeJimRome
Posted 6:38 AM 13/11/08
It just made its last transmission:"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die..."
friendslikeJimRome
honk4RC
Posted 8:08 AM 13/11/08
I have faith in NASA's over engineering ... I think the little fellow will wake up come next summer .. or else there is still the sixth sense stlye life after death :)
honk4RC
Nickrick2641
Posted 10:12 AM 13/11/08
@dorylomorphs:
Cheers to that, what a heartwarming ending.. *tear* farewell our heroic, adventurous friend.
Nickrick2641
codeBLUE
Posted 3:27 AM 14/11/08
Godspeed! Your findings will be studied for decades!
codeBLUE
whootowl
Posted 4:52 AM 14/11/08
@jcrockerman: EEEEEeeeev...
whootowl
LorrainePinprick
Posted 10:13 AM 11/11/08
Day in day out we serve our destiny but still don't see A reason in these things, in orders we obey A life's a fragment, too short to take a look behind A subroutine that gets no intervention The everlasting kind The face in front of me, it offers me a smile And takes my youth instead A look into these eyes is far too painful A stone abandons my hand to get that face out of my sight And you are with me all the time, my lost little robot Master you told me, I belong to you Watch my words and cool my circuits down --Beborn Beton - Lost little robot
LorrainePinprick
deusdiabolus
Posted 3:47 AM 15/11/08
There will be emo songs about this.
deusdiabolus
I freebase cocaine for a living
Posted 3:04 PM 15/11/08
*Sniff*
I freebase cocaine for a living
skumancer
Posted 12:28 AM 16/11/08
:(
So sweet, shame it had to go to sleep...
skumancer
ZetaCrossfire
Posted 1:50 PM 16/11/08
@dead_red_eyes: +2
ZetaCrossfire
tinky XIII
Posted 2:27 PM 17/11/08
@deusdiabolus: In some bright, perfect world there would be.
We should feel as gods do, and weep for our doomed creations. For in the end, we are the only ones that ever would.
For those that came before, and for those that are still to come, both the biological and artificial, your triumphs and sacrifices are never in vain. Each of you inspire imagination in all of us, and for that I will be eternally grateful.
tinky XIII