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Neon Scarface Rifle Lamp Threatens Consequences Beyond Tackiness
Posted by Mark Wilson at 5:15 AM on November 6, 2008
You may be tempted to buy the Neon Scarface Rifle Lamp, and you may even notice that it has an affordable $US67 price tag. But we don't recommend the purchase because somewhere, deep beneath the Earth's crust, there lives a little mole-like man who keeps a very large list, and people who buy things like this lamp, Elvis plaques and fart detectors go on that list. While no one knows the ramifications of having one's name written on the sacred paper, we're pretty certain that it has nothing to do with free ice cream and puppies, or spontaneous fornication with aspiring models. [Budk Catalog via Nerd Approved]
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MasterYong
Posted 7:48 AM 6/11/08
Ummm... they've been selling these at Spencer's Gifts for at least three years now. Maybe longer, but we've only had a Spencer's at the local mall for three years and they've had them from the beginning. Several other similar models too. I never understood it, really- I mean, how many people really want something like this in their home?
Slow news day?
MasterYong
zenpoet
Posted 7:45 AM 6/11/08
I don't know, I have an Elvis Plaques, a fart detector, and have had sex with aspiring models, as well as local television personalities.
Maybe being on the list isn't such a bad thing. Then again, aspiring really only means thats what they want, and not what they are going to be.
zenpoet
Odd_Thomas
Posted 7:32 AM 6/11/08
They could put "Scarface" on some dog poop and sell it for the same price.
Odd_Thomas
TBM-Fan
Posted 7:24 AM 6/11/08
Maybe it is used in scarface but besides that it is just an ordinary gun with a grenade launcher (well it looks like a M-203)
TBM-Fan
Comrade GadgetPlay, Fellow Traveler
Posted 7:19 AM 6/11/08
You're sure about the whole "no spontaneous fornication with aspiring models" thing? That's kind of a deal breaker.
Comrade GadgetPlay, Fellow Traveler
Kaiser-Machead's Cookie-Powered LEGO Machine
Posted 8:20 AM 6/11/08
Pssh Joo no like-ee? Eet's Oh-Keh! Another Quaalude, n' joo love-eet again.
Kaiser-Machead's Cookie-Powered LEGO Machine
DreDog
Posted 8:56 AM 6/11/08
@TBM-Fan:
It's the exact same model of m16 that Pachino uses in the final showdown scene, but regardless of that I believe you totally missed the point.
DreDog
Kaiser-Machead's Cookie-Powered LEGO Machine
Posted 9:09 AM 6/11/08
@TBM-Fan: Ordinary? ORDINARY? NEON light strip. Hello!
Kaiser-Machead's Cookie-Powered LEGO Machine
ack389
Posted 10:22 AM 6/11/08
I think it is only like $30 though. I bought a bud light one that was the same thing(but more neony nopicture) for 30
ack389
fernando_maciel
Posted 10:38 AM 6/11/08
I'm surprised... Not about the fact that this gun is circulated by neon, but no "Say hello to my little Friends" joke yet? Come on Giz readers...
fernando_maciel
Symbient
Posted 8:46 PM 6/11/08
It rates right up there with the leg lamp from "A Christmas Story"...I wonder if it comes in a box that says (FRAYGILAY) must be from France..
Symbient
MadCow234
Posted 12:33 AM 8/11/08
@MasterYong: Slow vowel day?
MadCow234