@shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog: Touche`

Jrsy is the dude, playin' the dude, disguised as another dude

@Jrsy is the dude, playin' the dude, disguised as another du...: I have vicodin and beer. :}~

shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog

@shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog: No, I never insulted the Uggs. The aromatherapy packs smell nice. Some are nasty and smell like wet dog (hebetudinous or otherwise) when heated so you gotta be careful. When you have a headache just heat one and lay it across your forehead and take a 10 minute nap. You'll feel much better afterwards..

Jrsy is the dude, playin' the dude, disguised as another dude

@Jrsy is the dude, playin' the dude, disguised as another du...: No, I was insulting the west coasters, I've actually seen the surfers wearing them. *shrug*

shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog

@shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog: Well I wasn't insulting you Left coasters. I'm just saying I don't get the whole furry boots thing. I mean it's gotta be like foot soup after about 15 minutes in 85+ degrees..

Jrsy is the dude, playin' the dude, disguised as another dude

This also serves the perhaps unintended purpose of killing the toe scabies garnered from years of foot fetishism.

I'm talking to you*, Fleshbot patrons.

*us

bilyeu

@Jrsy is the dude, playin' the dude, disguised as another du...: And you insulted Uggs...

shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog

@Jrsy is the dude, playin' the dude, disguised as another du...: But I'm also originally from the east coast, and raised for the most part out side of the country. I'm an equal opportunity insulter.

shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog

@Jrsy is the dude, playin' the dude, disguised as another du...: Yeah, I think they look stupid, which is why I'd wear them. Truthfully, my shoe collection is about twenty dollars worth of flip flops.

Yes, I have ten pairs of shoes.

shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog

My gf has an aromatherapy pack like this that can be heated or chilled. It's nice for relaxing and relieving aching muscles.

Jrsy is the dude, playin' the dude, disguised as another dude

@shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog: "I'd buy them."

Being from the East coast it cracks me up when I visit the West coast and see women wearing these things. It makes me wonder what you'd do if it ever got really cold..?

Jrsy is the dude, playin' the dude, disguised as another dude

I call them foot sweaters...

Jrsy is the dude, playin' the dude, disguised as another dude

heh heh, I've yet to see a day under about 75 degrees and most are over 85. I need the freezable flip flops.
My fireplace is useless.

Anyhow, I doubt you can wear these things outside so I guess I don't have to mention that these are one step douchier than Uggs.

I'd buy them.

shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog

Good hygiene and regular washing of house trotters should spare you the suffering of your microwaveable vittles from the futuristic present tasting like foot n' ass.

Kaiser-Machead's Cookie-Powered LEGO Machine

@RacecarBoobTat: How many other people caught dysentery afterwards?

shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog

Hmmm ... I'll admit, after getting caught in the rain on my motorcycle, I've microwaved my socks at the office to avoid hypothermia.

RacecarBoobTat

@Kaiser-Machead's Cookie-Powered LEGO Machine: I bet some people out there would love the foot n' ass flavored Hot Pockets...

Con Seannery

@shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog: All of them. It was in the NY Times.

s0crates82

@RacecarBoobTat: Why didn't you just take off your socks and lay them on your desk under a lamp for a few minutes?

Con Seannery

@Jrsy is the dude, playin' the dude, disguised as another du...: You know, accenting an e makes you look like a douche, so using e` in place of é is like these shoes compated to Uggs, it makes you a SUPER DOUCHE! Or as I like to call it, a douché.

Con Seannery

@Jrsy is the dude, playin' the dude, disguised as another du...: I will never understand people on that half of the country, and I don't think I want to. I maintain that you have to have a winter of some sort to keep sanity. They don't get a proper winter. Hell, here in the South, we don't get too much of a winter, explaining the crazies here, but we have more of one than California, so...

Con Seannery

@Con Seannery: Dude, you got issues BIGTIME!!

Do you just Troll to bitch about stuff or what?

Some_F-in-ShiT_Ass

@Jrsy is the dude, playin' the dude, disguised as another du...: You do get aclimated to the weather however. I am from WA state where there is always plenty of cold weather, and just went to Big Bear last week and it was 18 degrees at night, so you can def. get cold once you become acclimated to the warm weather, the cold definitely feels cold for sure.

Some_F-in-ShiT_Ass

@Kaiser-Machead's Cookie-Powered LEGO Machine:

Ummm, yeah....probably not.

Some_F-in-ShiT_Ass

@Some_F-in-ShiT_Ass: Dude, that was all a lead-up to "douché".

Con Seannery

@shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog: 'Douchier'?

Eric 'Vote 4 Me' Alder

I found out not to put your nomex flight gloves in the microwave to dry them. The leather shrinks.... As for the folks worrying about the germs, I'm pretty sure they get nuked just as well as the frozen "burrito" you had for lunch. Still doesn't stop the yuck factor though.

Barry99705

@Con Seannery: Gotcha, guess I didn't get it, LOL My Bad!!!!

;-)

Faslane66

@Con Seannery: Sorry, couldn't find my 'é' so I had to settle for a 'e`' which is ok cuz I knew some douche would have pointed out my mistake... ;)

Jrsy is the dude, playin' the dude, disguised as another dude

@Some_F-in-ShiT_Ass: I know. I lived not too far from Seattle for a year. I enjoyed the jokes you Washington State folk tell about them crazy Californians..

Jrsy is the dude, playin' the dude, disguised as another dude

@Con Seannery: I'm hot just thinking about it. Who wears boots on there ass?

capitalass

My gf has these. She loves them.

Gann

We had a guy at work who put an ass cushion in the office microwave.

Pretty soon, a sign was posted saying "Microwaves for food only".

Never thought I'd need to see a sign like that.

sartoman

@Jrsy is the dude, playin' the dude, disguised as another du...: Alt + 130

Con Seannery

So is there anyway to get a US distributor for this things? The wife would love them but seems to be a UK thing.

muchenik

@muchenik: They sell 'em at BedBathandBeyond [www.bedbathandbeyond.com] I believe you can find them in the Beyond section.
/jk
Actually, they're in the spa accessories area. Also, you may find one of the 20% off coupons floating around to sweeten the deal. BBandB accepts expired coupons and also Linen 'n Things coupons, or at least they did - not sure if that's changed now that LNT is in bankruptcy.

Re furry boots, if you get genyooowine sheepskin, you can slip into them in bare feet and they will keep your tootsies warm without sweating.That's why they became popular in the first place. In fact, you're supposed to wear them without socks for the full effect.

Also, you can make a rough-and-ready homemade heating pad using similar materials to the microwaveable boots. Fill an old, clean gym sock with raw flax seed, barley, or rice. Fasten the open end. Beginners can use a rubber band, experts can sew the end closed. Just make sure the grains don't leak out. Heat this for about a minute, maybe less in a high-power microwave, and you will have a pretty efficient heating pad that will easily bend to fit sore spots like shoulders or neck. As the contraption ages and the grains inside get older and more dried out, keep an eye on it to make sure it doesn't start burning. You can prevent that by placing a glass of water in the oven at the same time you're heating up the grain-filled sock.

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