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Man Invents Vibrating Toilet Seat That Helps You Enjoy the Magic Moment
Posted by Sean Fallon at 9:40 AM on November 18, 2008
Johnny Henry of Laurel, Mississippi claims that the vibrating toilet seat he has concocted "is designed to stimulate," he said. "It's to make you feel good while you are there." In other words, it seduces and stimulates stubborn bowels into action. Mmmm...sounds like how I would like to spend part of my morning between 8 and 9 am (right after two cups of coffee and something with bran in it). The good news is that Henry has developed a prototype and is already pitching it to investors. With any luck, we will all be chillin' in the bathroom with a vibrating seat and a whole pack of 3 ply sometime soon. [Leader Call via Boing Boing]
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92BuickLeSabre
Posted 12:21 PM 18/11/08
So who's going to work on the urinal version?
92BuickLeSabre
BiZarRroBALlmeR
Posted 12:15 PM 18/11/08
bring that together with this [gizmodo.com] and HELLO!
BiZarRroBALlmeR
lankysob
Posted 12:12 PM 18/11/08
@scarbrtj: Just be sure to wipe first.
(...aaaand the line is crossed)
lankysob
scarbrtj
Posted 12:09 PM 18/11/08
@lankysob: I bow to thee.
scarbrtj
pharmerchris
Posted 12:09 PM 18/11/08
Yeah this guy was on Leno the other night as part of a "sold or not sold" segment that featured a bunch of bizzare inventions. This toilet seat and also a cooler with a built in car alarm were items that were "not sold" to companies.
pharmerchris
lankysob
Posted 12:07 PM 18/11/08
@scarbrtj: I tried to top that, but I'm not sure I can. I guess I'll have to settle for #2.
lankysob
terebakashi
Posted 12:07 PM 18/11/08
Good to know people are still enjoying Leno.
terebakashi
scarbrtj
Posted 12:03 PM 18/11/08
@lankysob:
Yeah, and her punctuation is crappy, too: colons, colons, everywhere.
scarbrtj
lankysob
Posted 12:00 PM 18/11/08
@scarbrtj: That's fine. I've heard that her handwriting stinks anyways.
lankysob
Chopper
Posted 11:59 AM 18/11/08
@scarbrtj: @lankysob:
You guys just made my day lmao
Chopper
scarbrtj
Posted 11:58 AM 18/11/08
@lankysob:
She'll be too busy loafing around.
scarbrtj
IMAROCKA
Posted 11:57 AM 18/11/08
wow, best thing since the home enema kit.
IMAROCKA
lankysob
Posted 11:54 AM 18/11/08
@scarbrtj: I hope there's a secretary there to log the meeting minutes.
lankysob
Mr.SithNinja
Posted 11:54 AM 18/11/08
Great! Just what we need! One more thing to make women take longer in the bathroom....
Mr.SithNinja
scarbrtj
Posted 11:52 AM 18/11/08
@lankysob:
They'll all fall off their stool when he does.
scarbrtj
lankysob
Posted 11:50 AM 18/11/08
@UltimateIdiot: Oh, it's gonna make a mess.
lankysob
UltimateIdiot
Posted 11:48 AM 18/11/08
As long as it doesn't make a mess while I'm doing #2, I'm all for it.
UltimateIdiot
lankysob
Posted 11:45 AM 18/11/08
I think he should "pinch" it to investors instead.
lankysob
badhatharry
Posted 11:45 AM 18/11/08
Yay. I've always wanted to crap during an earthquake.
badhatharry
scarbrtj
Posted 11:45 AM 18/11/08
Shake, shake, shake.
Shake, shake, shake.
Shake your booty.
scarbrtj
aec007
Posted 12:54 PM 18/11/08
@USB_Humping_Dog: No kidding, just bullshit...
aec007
frigg
Posted 12:52 PM 18/11/08
@lankysob: no need to be anal about the line.
frigg
Slartibartfast
Posted 12:51 PM 18/11/08
oops . . . got a fax coming in
Slartibartfast
ypctx
Posted 12:42 PM 18/11/08
brough to you by financialpocalypse?
ypctx
USB_Humping_Dog
Posted 12:36 PM 18/11/08
What a load of crap.
USB_Humping_Dog
Bokusatsu_Tenshi
Posted 12:32 PM 18/11/08
@Mr.SithNinja: Or faster... depends on finger speed. uhm
Bokusatsu_Tenshi
admoseremic
Posted 1:13 PM 18/11/08
I prefer the old fashioned way of vibrating my butt cheeks.
admoseremic
Mqmq4190
Posted 1:12 PM 18/11/08
incoming...
Mqmq4190
lankysob
Posted 1:00 PM 18/11/08
@frigg: My goodness. I thought this thread had crapped out. Apparently it's stench is still kickin'.
lankysob
Acemonster
Posted 12:59 PM 18/11/08
@frigg:
Just be sure to drop the kids off at the pool before you leave
Acemonster
MclarenF1
Posted 1:40 PM 18/11/08
@lankysob: Slow clap...clap....clap...clap
MclarenF1
Con Seannery
Posted 1:34 PM 18/11/08
@aec007: That idea's EXCREMENT!
Con Seannery
Con Seannery
Posted 1:32 PM 18/11/08
@lankysob: Not to drop a deuce on your celebration, but you might have to bring more game than that.
Con Seannery
Curves
Posted 1:25 PM 18/11/08
Do. Not. Want. Not even a little, not even if it was free, not even if it came with all these crappy jokes bundled in.
Curves
zjgz
Posted 1:20 PM 18/11/08
So, you get to go to town and drop the kids off at the pool, in the same room?! Sounds good.
zjgz
rjupiter
Posted 1:44 PM 18/11/08
I see late night infomercials in his future.
rjupiter
ffmusicdj
Posted 3:02 PM 18/11/08
this was actually on the tonight show...
[www.hulu.com]
it's funny to see him advertise his product ...
ffmusicdj
cy3
Posted 3:24 PM 18/11/08
what happens if you use while you have diarrhea?
cy3
alin0steglinski
Posted 3:59 PM 18/11/08
Heuy hey hey, lets not bash... it could help me since my bowels are slow moving!
alin0steglinski
I'm a PC
Posted 3:44 PM 18/11/08
so that's what the vibrating sound coming from our bathroom is!
I'm a PC
Jrsy is the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude
Posted 5:28 PM 18/11/08
Q made this for 007.
Shaken, not stirred...
Jrsy is the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude
Somadis
Posted 10:30 PM 18/11/08
All I can say is LOL
Somadis
mikecoscia
Posted 12:14 AM 19/11/08
What about a heated seat? Do they have those? Now that I would buy.
mikecoscia
clumsy_bludgeoning
Posted 1:15 AM 19/11/08
he should have invented toilet water that doesn't backsplash. that's what i wish for when i'm backing one out. no splash.
clumsy_bludgeoning
VideoVampire
Posted 3:08 AM 19/11/08
Jittery-john? Shakey-shitter? listing loo? careening krapper? bouncing bowl? caroming can?
VideoVampire
Stem_Sell
Posted 4:16 AM 19/11/08
Dude's been 'toiling' away, and for butt?
Stem_Sell
ThisIsExile666
Posted 10:05 AM 19/11/08
he was white before he invented it..
ThisIsExile666
Ariel_Wollinger
Posted 8:02 AM 20/11/08
Sean, you should name this the invention of the decade! No, of the century, no , the millenium ! Waaay better than the electric Ginsu!!
Ariel_Wollinger
MarshallSDSO
Posted 12:59 PM 18/11/08
"Oh, I think you knocked something loose!"
MarshallSDSO
FinalValgas
Posted 12:50 PM 20/11/08
this man has been in prison for a long time at one point in his life i ASSume.
FinalValgas