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WiiDiva Wii Strap Blinds You With Sassy, Bedazzled Luxury
Posted by Sean Fallon at 2:30 AM on October 10, 2008
Boss: You know what the Wii needs? A sassy-injection. Our market research suggests that divas are the most overlooked demographic when it comes to gaming. I believe we can fill that void. So, I am proposing a sassy new direction for this company. I'm thinking a strap with jewels and sparkle! Heart shapes! We will corner the market on Wii sassitude. Ladies and gentleman, I give you WiiDiva!
Marketing: *Whisper* I think the boss has lost his friggin' mind.
Boss: What? Who said that?

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Killjoy
Posted 4:08 AM 10/10/08
Whenever I see someone wearing sassy messages spelled out in jewels I'm reminded of Gary Larson's cartoon "Nature's way of saying 'Do Not Touch.'"
Killjoy
dead_red_eyes
Posted 3:48 AM 10/10/08
dead_red_eyes
Jrsy is the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude
Posted 3:46 AM 10/10/08
RIP Phil.. you are missed.
Jrsy is the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude
dead_red_eyes
Posted 3:44 AM 10/10/08
I was just thinking about Phil the other day. I too miss him, very much so. Such a tragic loss.
:(
dead_red_eyes
gqcarrick
Posted 3:37 AM 10/10/08
lol god I miss Phil Hartman.
gqcarrick
strider_mt2k
Posted 3:37 AM 10/10/08
Phil Hartman ref FTW!
Loved that guy. Still do.
strider_mt2k
EBone
Posted 4:30 AM 10/10/08
@gqcarrick: Me too. My favorite SNL actor ever. And I go back to the premiere episode.
EBone
EricAlder
Posted 5:07 AM 10/10/08
Welcome to the Phil Hartman memorial thread.
Hell, why not Wii bling? We've got bling for everything else!
EricAlder
VakeroRokero
Posted 4:51 AM 10/10/08
@VakeroRokero: here's another
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VakeroRokero
Posted 4:48 AM 10/10/08
A very funny guy, part the last generation of good SNL alumni. I always watch the Frankenstein, Tarzan & Tonto sing holiday songs.
+ Watch video
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Maksimir
Posted 6:30 AM 10/10/08
Poor Phil... I think his death marked the downturn in the Simpsons
Maksimir
Git Em SteveDave loves this guy-->
Posted 7:34 AM 10/10/08
@Maksimir: And NewsRadio. God, I miss that show. Seriously, why didn't she just shoot herself. I hate murder suicides b/c 95% of the time, the suicide would have eliminated the biggets part of the problem.
Git Em SteveDave loves this guy-->
PhiCancri
Posted 1:03 AM 11/10/08
May 28, 1998
We will never forget.
PhiCancri