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Voodoo Envy 133 Review (Verdict: Plenty Thin, Plenty Pricey)
Posted by Wilson Rothman at 6:55 AM on October 7, 2008
VoodooPC's Envy 133, the world's thinnest laptop, just started shipping, and we scored one of the first production units straight outta Calgary. It's a lithe black laptop that keeps cool while running Vista, a super light machine that's strong as hell thanks to a carbon-fibre frame. It's the size of a MacBook Air with way more tech crammed inside, including its own second Linux-based operating system. And though it costs a lot more than most laptops that perform similar chores, it does it with a grace that I haven't seen since Vista's launch. It's not a gamer's system, but the Voodoo team deserves credit for using what they've learned to build a laptop that stands out when everything else on the PC market just blends in. Does it have any flaws? Yep, plenty. Here's the full review:
You know the Envy is well designed when you experience the initial unboxing. Generally, we're bored by the very notion of "unboxing" these days, but word is that Voodoo's chief designer is a packaging fanatic, you can totally tell by the elegantly nested, extra-heavy packaging that so carefully holds such a light, thin little notebook.
Once you have it out of the box and ready for action, you really notice how closely the Envy resembles a miniature black MacBook Pro, with a few distinct design choices to separate itself from an Apple: It's got a continuous glass face with embedded screen, so the whole front except for the webcam is seamless. And it's made of carbon fibre, which means it can be thinner (at the widest point) than a MacBook Air, but have a removable battery like a MacBook Pro. The carbon fibre, along with a rather noisy fan, lets heat dissipate easily, so there's no sudden burning sensation on your legs when you're using it on your lap. The carbon fibre is slick but smudgy. It didn't take long to make it look used, though a quick wipe will make it good as new—for like five minutes.
Sizemodo: Voodoo Envy 133 vs MacBook Air
To put it as bluntly as Voodoo boss Rahul Sood puts it, "This laptop is not a gaming product." It's not going to play Crysis at all, though it might achieve other, lesser games with the settings dialed down. You can tell it's not a gaming laptop because of the fact that Vista gives it a 3.1 rating out of 5 due to its integrated graphics and shared video memory; that PCMark gave it 2100 (the world's hottest machines top 15000); 3D Mark won't even test it because its adequate screen resolution is nevertheless too low to test; and it's not covered with flared plastic and blinky LEDs that go from green to red as you take hits during a game.
As you might know, the basic design was Intel's. The original Metro concept had some shortcomings though. It was made of plastic and had some questionable heat management. "There's no way you could sell the Metro because it would fall apart," says Sood.
Besides heat management, the key was to make the Metro design capable of carrying a removable battery that is nonetheless super thin. And it's a good thing, because the battery life on the Envy isn't great. In the most extreme situation, where it was powering the outboard DVD player and playing a movie, I could only get it to run for an hour before completely crapping out. That means no watching movies on airplanes, I'm afraid. In other less strenuous tests, the battery dwindled fast. Let me make this clear: The battery life on this baby sucks.
The DVD player connects in an ingenious way. It uses an eSATA port that doubles as a USB port. Since eSATA doesn't yet have a bus-powered spec yet, the Voodoo guys figured out a way to draw power from the USB part of the jack, while doing data i/o through the faster eSATA jack. Sood says that they actually patented this technique and that's good for Voodoo, since it's certainly bound to catch on.
The little laptop even has an ExpressCard slot, which makes up for its lack of SD card reader—SanDisk makes a very nice multi-card reader for ExpressCard. It also means it won't take up a USB port to run a 3G modem, if you can get an ExpressCard version instead.
As you may recall from the launch, it has a few other gimmicks, like a slightly oversized power brick that, for its bulk, contains a mini Wi-Fi router, so you can plug Ethernet directly in. It also ships with a smart HDMI-to-VGA dongle for people who want to use it in presentations but don't want to convince corporate IT dudes that HDMI is in fact a viable video standard.
It also has a pseudo-multi-touch "pinch" feature like on a MacBook Air (or an iPhone), but instead of a smooth flow, I noticed it was kinda jerky. It could still come in handy, but to be honest, I am not sure how handy the Air's multi-touch is at this point. I consider all of this proof of concept for now.
Speaking of the trackpad, it's supposed to lock down when you have two hands on the keyboard. I don't know if I have funny shaped hands, but from time to time, I still find the trackpad acting up while I type, executing weird app and system requests, but given the fact that I have typed an awful lot with my hands touching much of the trackpad as I went along, I can easily say the auto-safety works 99% of the time.
The gimmick I am most interested in is the lightweight Linux OS called Voodoo IOS. At startup, you can select to enter Windows or choose Skype, media player, web browser or photo viewer to take you into the VIOS environment. I was eager to try this out and can say that it works as billed, though I'm still divided on its ultimate practicality.
It is very handy to hop into VIOS instead of launching Windows when you want to do something minor, like launch a web browser or Skype, but I am vexed by the fact that, to enter VIOS, you have to shut down Vista and reboot—rather than choose it as a reboot option from Vista. Once in VIOS, the apps have certain limitations: The Linux version of Skype can't support the built-in webcam, copying photos from a memory card to the photo browser seemed impossible (if I'm wrong I'll settle for unintuitive), and the music program worked but just made me miss iTunes. The browser was fine—a Linux version of some Mozilla variant, if I'm not mistaken. Over all, it seemed like a pretty nice Linux environment, clean and fun, with quirky interface features like a flaming Voodoo face signifying a short wait. Who knows, it may even be a fertile ground for savvier software tweakers to play around in.
Voodoo IOS app walkthrough
Overall, I can safely say that this was the most satisfying experience I've had with a Vista notebook, and I've tried quite a few. Even while I was prepping this, my Mac started acting funny and I realised that if I had to switch to it full time, it would be far from disastrous. The only reason besides the questionable battery life that I am not gushing is that this laptop costs a hell of a lot of money. The fairly basic config with an 80GB 4200rpm hard drive that I tested starts at $US2,450, and the 64GB SSD versions don't even kick in till $US2,900. If these babies could come in even $US500 lower, I could see a value proposition, but as it is, it's too high a price, especially when something this nice is still so far from perfection. [Voodoo Envy 133]

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soopafly
Posted 8:23 AM 7/10/08
@golferal:
But..but..but it's SOOO expensive!! I can get a MacBook for half the price!!
See what I did there??
soopafly
Keebler
Posted 8:21 AM 7/10/08
Pssst - taking a picture of a black laptop in a dark room on a dark table isn't the best idea
Keebler
DisposableInterloper
Posted 8:19 AM 7/10/08
I just came up with an ad slogan:
0.06 inches thinner than a MacBook Air's thickest point.
Ultra thin, with an ultra thin battery life to boot.
Packed to the brim with gimmicky tech of possible utility.
Do you Envy?
DisposableInterloper
Kaiser-Machead's LEGO WALL-E
Posted 8:16 AM 7/10/08
At this price, it shouldn't have such terrible battery life. I'd rather have the Air on the go, since it would probably last through at least 2 feature length movies on a trip.
Kaiser-Machead's LEGO WALL-E
Wess
Posted 8:11 AM 7/10/08
i still can't find the carbon fiber vinyl for the MBP.
Wess
BadBoyNDSU
Posted 8:10 AM 7/10/08
The point of a a super thin laptop is that it helps the portability of the device. With less than an hour of battery life, that portability factor gets wiped out. I'll stick to a 6-cell netbook.
BadBoyNDSU
fivepoint
Posted 8:10 AM 7/10/08
The AIR makes that thing look FAT! Wow.
fivepoint
golferal
Posted 8:08 AM 7/10/08
Take THAT, Mac bitches!
golferal
Toastie
Posted 8:07 AM 7/10/08
I don't mind sacrificing noise to ensure that my laptop doesn't try to burn through my legs *I say as my macbook try's to melt into my quads*. I hope that someday I get to see one of these things in the wild, because I know I'm not able to afford that. Battery life is a bitch though.
Toastie
ZetaCrossfire
Posted 8:00 AM 7/10/08
cool
ZetaCrossfire
Kaiser-Machead's LEGO WALL-E
Posted 8:48 AM 7/10/08
@efenili: For those flying on a bit of a budget (yours truly) I guess they'd be SOL. If you have a bit of a layover on a connecting flight, it'd be nice if the laptop can last through the time before you have to get on the other plane. A lot of terminals just don't have plugs readily available.
Kaiser-Machead's LEGO WALL-E
Cordfucious v 2.0.1
Posted 8:43 AM 7/10/08
@efenili: someone hear has never flown Southwest
Cordfucious v 2.0.1
efenili
Posted 8:35 AM 7/10/08
I would venture to say any Airline even worth flying anymore has a power outlet at every single seat...so battery life is hardly a killer for plane rides anymore.
Even though low battery life is a killer for other reasons
efenili
TheWerewolf
Posted 9:10 AM 7/10/08
@efenili: I have NEVER found an airplane with in-seat power other than for first class (and not even then for most) on any major airline in the US or Canada.
A few have 'recharge' stations where one or two laptops can plug in, but even those are fairly far between.
TheWerewolf
efenili
Posted 9:08 AM 7/10/08
@Cordfucious v 2.0.1:
I would prefer not to :P Even though I have. The cabin is so small pulling out a laptop is often not worth it. Virgin/Jetblue are often just as cheap just not as many destinations
efenili
TheWerewolf
Posted 9:07 AM 7/10/08
@BadBoyNDSU: Exactly *how* does being a quarter inch thinner make a laptop more portable when it's otherwise the same size as any other laptop?
Now, WEIGHT - there's an issue. And the MBA isn't particularly lighter than any other laptop in its size range. But not being exceptionally lighter while also ditching all the ports and features - well, now you've moved from 'portable' to 'self-abuse' and not even the good kind...
TheWerewolf
TheWerewolf
Posted 9:05 AM 7/10/08
@soopafly: Yes.. yes, we did - but the flaw is, of course, that unlike the MacBook - we can actually buy OTHER good laptops at lower prices.
And then there's netbooks and tablet PCs and UMPCs and...
So that's 1 for the Mac and... mmmm... 793 for the PC. :)
TheWerewolf
NotHellTempest
Posted 8:56 AM 7/10/08
With that battery life? With the price tag? Yeah right.
When somebody who hasn't heard a review about it buys it, and sees the battery life, they will shit bricks.
NotHellTempest
blitzkrieg999
Posted 9:28 AM 7/10/08
Just out of curiosity, whats the battery life like if you just use the Linux OS?
Such a sexy laptop, but for that price I'd rather have a slightly larger laptop and a nice cell or something
blitzkrieg999
ALT
Posted 9:23 AM 7/10/08
@TheWerewolf: Grow up flametards.
ALT
theDreamer
Posted 9:16 AM 7/10/08
Should check a few things first.
The starting price for the basic model is 2,099USD, please correct your review. Overall you hit most of the main ups and downs of the laptop. Also note, you cannot copy/paste items while in the IOS. The IOS is very limited and set to read only to the direct HD, though if you have an external drive you can write to it I believe. Also, the programs in the IOS are Skype, Pidgin, Firefox (yes it is Firefox). The Skype can support Video, but there are some conflicts with Skype and Linux currently.
theDreamer
theDreamer
Posted 9:36 AM 7/10/08
@blitzkrieg999: From posts I have gotten on the Voodoo boards it is just around 3 hours with web browsing and such. Though I am sure if you throw in video chat from Skype that will decrease the life.
theDreamer
autonomousgerm
Posted 10:11 AM 7/10/08
Windows PC == FAIL yet again.
autonomousgerm
autonomousgerm
Posted 10:09 AM 7/10/08
@golferal:
Yeah, take that. A more expensive laptop that doesn't perform as well. In you face, woo woo woo!
autonomousgerm
ludwigk
Posted 10:41 AM 7/10/08
@fivepoint: It does. When Rothman said that it was "the size of a MacBook Air", like a fool I believed him. Looking at the photos, you can see that the MBA is maybe 25-30% smaller than the Voodoo Envy. When you account for the curvilinear design, and thicker aluminum shell, the MBA has maybe half the real-estate inside for computer 'guts' as it were.
The MBA is amazingly small, stupefyingly small, needlessly small.
The Envy packs an impressive amount of hardware into its tiny frame, but its still gargantuan next to the MacBook Air. The lack of battery life really does kill this thing. Its a tech demo. Better luck next time.
ludwigk
Kaiser-Machead's LEGO WALL-E
Posted 10:34 AM 7/10/08
@theDreamer: From what I read in the article, Skype doesn't support the webcam.
Kaiser-Machead's LEGO WALL-E
theDreamer
Posted 11:40 AM 7/10/08
@Kaiser-Machead's LEGO WALL-E: I believe it is suppose to work, but there are some conflict ion issues with the current revision of Skype.
theDreamer
Wowwzers2
Posted 12:12 PM 7/10/08
@efenili:
Listen tool I fly almost a 1/2 million miles a year. Domestic airlines have crap for power ports. Yes my international flights are much better and have actual 110 AC ports. The point being is who the heck wants a 1 hour battery on any portable notebook.
when they can build a small powerful reliable quiet notebook come back ....
til then Apple is still kick'n the crap outta them....best of all i dont have to put up with VISTA crapola!
Wowwzers2
Wowwzers2
Posted 12:07 PM 7/10/08
Well i type this from my MACBOOK PRO sitting on my bare legs as i take a crap.
If you Mac book or Mac book pro is hot take it back to an apple store.....One of your two fans is not working.
Mine used to be hotter than hell...but i took it into Apple for a nonworking isight and guess what the tech found neither of my fans were working also. While this never caused a problem in the last three+years it did get rather hot...
Now it never exceeds 115F internally with fans running at 1998rpm.
Simply put if you mak book pro is hot...your fans need to be looked at.
Wowwzers2
axed
Posted 1:42 PM 7/10/08
you cant be a mac fan and also complain that this laptop falls short, that would be ironic.
axed
axed
Posted 1:39 PM 7/10/08
@autonomousgerm:
that describes every mac on the market...
-1 for mac
axed
shade-black
Posted 2:17 PM 7/10/08
@axed: go lookup the definition of irony. then comeback and read what you wrote.
shade-black
Kaiser-Machead's LEGO WALL-E
Posted 2:47 PM 7/10/08
@Wowwzers2: If it's a Macbook, it's just one fan and your computer would fry itself to death pretty quickly.
Kaiser-Machead's LEGO WALL-E
Toastie
Posted 3:08 PM 7/10/08
@DisposableInterloper: The MBA is equally gimmicky in my opinion. Neither laptop is truly practical for a majority of computer buyers.
Toastie
DisposableInterloper
Posted 5:38 PM 7/10/08
@Toastie:
I love mine to death. It doesn't seem like the regular MacBook weighs much, or that the MacBook Air weighs much less, but when you're running to and from classes all day, it makes all the difference in the world.
Ultraportables are great. The gimmicky part would just be the extra crap VooDoo plastered onto the Envy. Might be handy. Might not be handy. Time will tell.
DisposableInterloper
da-vid
Posted 6:03 PM 7/10/08
@shade-black: The way I read his post, he used ironic correctly.
da-vid
skierpage
Posted 6:44 PM 7/10/08
@Wowwzers2: Damn Mac fans partying like it's 1998rpm.
skierpage
MrBlahBlah
Posted 8:46 PM 7/10/08
I still think the macbook air is sexier.
MrBlahBlah
DisposableInterloper
Posted 2:25 AM 8/10/08
@da-vid:
No, I'd say it's not ironic, but rather expected. Closer would be if the person is a diehard HP fan complining that the laptop falls short, but even then, it might or might not be ironic, depending on the context.
DisposableInterloper
shawn_dude
Posted 4:36 AM 8/10/08
@ludwigk: At its thickest point, the MBA is thicker than the Envy. The Envy, having a uniform thickness, has more volume.
shawn_dude