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Vibrating Pet Glove Invites Jokes Involving a Certain Synonym for 'Cat'
Posted by Adam Frucci at 4:45 AM on October 11, 2008
Apparently, your cat enjoys it when a soft, vibrating material is rubbed against it. That's why this vibrating pet glove exists. When your cat feels lonely and just needs a tender touch, slip on the vibrating pet glove and give it the massage it so desires. It even wipes clean with a damp cloth if your cat is wet or dirty. It uses 3 AAA batteries, and it totally doesn't look like a vibrator, so you can just leave it sitting out and not worry about your mum popping over to visit and making your feel uncomfortable. I mean it, uh, doesn't look like a regular pet brush. [Product Page via Book of Joe]
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Kaiser-Machead's LEGO WALL-E
Posted 6:23 AM 11/10/08
@EricAlder: Especially considering that they'd detect the high frequency noises a lot better than we, so it'd be an awful racket for them I reckon.
Kaiser-Machead's LEGO WALL-E
Kaiser-Machead's LEGO WALL-E
Posted 6:22 AM 11/10/08
@vandy1997: Prostitute.
You know....cat house!
Kaiser-Machead's LEGO WALL-E
yogibimbi
Posted 6:22 AM 11/10/08
@shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog: is it scrabble day today? Heck, my Webster (OS X dictionary) even came up blank with 'hebetudinous' (but not so with hebetude, so your dog is a lazy-arse poet?). btw: 'Aeluroidea' is not the species, but rather the group of species including hyenas etc., so no silver star for you today. But you get at least 142 points at scrabble...
yogibimbi
EricAlder
Posted 6:20 AM 11/10/08
I don't think most cats (or dogs, for that matter) would tolerate the buzzing sound.
EricAlder
Chandru
Posted 6:17 AM 11/10/08
its ePuss
Chandru
Amsterdaam
Posted 6:15 AM 11/10/08
@2-7offsuit: That would be paying to have someone else pet your dog.
Amsterdaam
shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog
Posted 6:11 AM 11/10/08
@2-7offsuit: Waisting a whole lot of money on nothing.
shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog
yogibimbi
Posted 6:06 AM 11/10/08
@Timooo: that cat is fat
yogibimbi
yogibimbi
Posted 6:06 AM 11/10/08
@jimothy: beat me to it:-D
yogibimbi
2-7offsuit
Posted 6:04 AM 11/10/08
My girlfriend once took my dog to a spa where he received a "puppy massage." I've always wondered what the hell that entailed.
2-7offsuit
jcrockerman
Posted 6:03 AM 11/10/08
here, kitty kitty
jcrockerman
jcrockerman
Posted 6:02 AM 11/10/08
@shiftyeyedgoat:
hahahahahaa
jcrockerman
shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog
Posted 5:59 AM 11/10/08
Jokes about my Ailuroidea?
shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog
CooperDToo
Posted 5:59 AM 11/10/08
@vandy1997: yeah really...I do not understand...
CooperDToo
vandy1997
Posted 5:55 AM 11/10/08
What? Gato? Chat? Kitty? Hint please?
vandy1997
shiftyeyedgoat
Posted 5:54 AM 11/10/08
Is it me, or does that cat look exactly like the Frooch when he was playing with the 150" plasma?
shiftyeyedgoat
Eavangel
Posted 5:52 AM 11/10/08
Good holiday gift I guess.
Or would be, friends cat just got ran over. =[
Eavangel
Kaiser-Machead's LEGO WALL-E
Posted 5:51 AM 11/10/08
Moody cat + vibrating glove = striped wrists + loaves in shoes.
Kaiser-Machead's LEGO WALL-E
Timooo
Posted 5:51 AM 11/10/08
Tha cat does not look amused!
Timooo
jimothy
Posted 5:47 AM 11/10/08
Ha, ha. Feline!
jimothy
theblackdog
Posted 6:41 AM 11/10/08
@Git Em SteveDave loves this guy-->: Yeah, kitty is definitely going "WTF?! Do Not Want!"
theblackdog
theblackdog
Posted 6:41 AM 11/10/08
@Git Em SteveDave loves this guy-->: Yeah, kitty is definitely going "WTF?"
theblackdog
rudeadly
Posted 6:41 AM 11/10/08
what a delicate and humorous title for this article
rudeadly
theblackdog
Posted 6:39 AM 11/10/08
@Eavangel: That's tragic :-(
theblackdog
Git Em SteveDave loves this guy-->
Posted 6:26 AM 11/10/08
I can haz für vibrator?
I've seen that look on a cats face before. They must be using a fast shutter, b/c at that point, the tail is quickly twitching before attack.
Git Em SteveDave loves this guy-->
-Core-
Posted 7:05 AM 11/10/08
@Article
Lmao.. I always need a good laugh.
-Core-
paul
Posted 7:42 AM 11/10/08
Apparently, your pussy enjoys it when a soft, vibrating material is rubbed against it. That's why this vibrating pet glove exists. When your pussy feels lonely and just needs a tender touch, slip on the vibrating pet glove and give it the massage it so desires. It even wipes clean with a damp cloth if your pussy is wet or dirty.
Does it really change it that much?
Yeah ok it does..
paul
dukemang
Posted 7:35 AM 11/10/08
What!?! It's not a USB Vibrating Pet Glove?
dukemang
chickdigger802
Posted 7:33 AM 11/10/08
from how its used, i would assume it would feel the same as a person in a massage chair o0"
chickdigger802
OCEntertainment
Posted 7:30 AM 11/10/08
@Eavangel: Adam is SO insensitive.
OCEntertainment
TBM-Fan
Posted 7:28 AM 11/10/08
so you could also use it for "pussies"
sounds like a great idea :D
TBM-Fan
Jrsy is the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude
Posted 7:56 AM 11/10/08
The glove needs to be longer and extend part way up the forearm. Otherwise once 'ol Morris gets good and pissed there's gonna be some skin shreddin'...
Jrsy is the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude
AmplifiedHustler
Posted 8:37 AM 11/10/08
@yogibimbi: that's a phat-ass cat
AmplifiedHustler
badhatharry
Posted 8:37 AM 11/10/08
@yogibimbi: Tabby!
badhatharry
Nintenboy01
Posted 8:24 AM 11/10/08
@paul: Lol you bet it changes it.
Nintenboy01
Bokusatsu_Tenshi
Posted 8:23 AM 11/10/08
+ Watch video
Bokusatsu_Tenshi
Jrsy is the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude
Posted 9:22 AM 11/10/08
@yogibimbi: "Heck, my Webster (OS X dictionary) even came up blank with 'hebetudinous'"
Don't feel bad. Steve excised all the big words from it so his flock wouldn't get easily confused....
Jrsy is the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude
vandy1997
Posted 9:58 AM 11/10/08
Is this the new Pet-A-Puss that everybody has been talking about? The version for roosters will be called the Pet-A-Cock, I believe.
vandy1997
crapcakes
Posted 4:26 PM 11/10/08
I know I'm late to this thread, but I'm pretty sure the synonym is "pussy", right?
crapcakes
bosspants
Posted 4:22 PM 11/10/08
I hope they make a vibrating bag where the cat can get into.
Better yet I hope they make a vibrating sleeping bag for humans.
bosspants
DJTripleRRR
Posted 5:47 AM 13/10/08
PUSSY!
DJTripleRRR
rockhopper
Posted 10:35 PM 13/10/08
Why does Johnny Carson and Zsa Zsa come to mind?
rockhopper