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USB Presidential Polygraph Lets You Say 'Thanks But No Thanks' to Liars
Posted by Adam Frucci at 1:16 AM on October 3, 2008
The Presidential Polygraph is a USB lie detector that will let you quickly and easily determine whether or not someone is telling the truth. For a mere $US50, it comes with all the stuff you'll need to determine whether or not your brother-in-law really loves your sister: a pulse oximeter finger clip, skin galvanisation finger wraps, a "breathing apparatus," and the necessary software. And, because no one lies better than politicians, it comes complete with creepy likenesses of the 2008 presidential candidates. If only you could hook it up to the TV for tonight's debate! It would probably overload and set your computer on fire. [Presidential Polygraph]

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venomous_duck41
Posted 1:33 AM 3/10/08
If this works well it could be great for creating some fun drinking games because once the booze starts flowing so does uncomfortable truth.
venomous_duck41
Kaiser-Machead's LEGO WALL-E
Posted 1:30 AM 3/10/08
Why does Obama have Ralph Lauren as a sidekick?
Kaiser-Machead's LEGO WALL-E
Jrsy is the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude
Posted 2:18 AM 3/10/08
@Curves: Actually I think he's doing a little dance he learned during the war called the Bamboo Box Boogie....
Jrsy is the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude
Curves
Posted 2:12 AM 3/10/08
Why is John doing the "Walk like an Egyptian" dance from the old Bangles video?
Curves
ideaman2020
Posted 3:11 AM 3/10/08
Who's the guy with no pants on?
Is it supposed to be Clinton?
I didn't think he was running this year...
ideaman2020
shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog
Posted 4:52 AM 3/10/08
@shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog: Because I'd like to see where this guy is you talk about that does not have his pants on... well, maybe.
shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog
shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog
Posted 4:36 AM 3/10/08
@ideaman2020: I just want to know what you're smoking.
shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog
RoscoPeeholePain
Posted 5:13 AM 3/10/08
for some reason no one has seen this new mccain ad:
+ Watch video
RoscoPeeholePain
EricAlder
Posted 5:29 AM 3/10/08
They both remind me of Chris Farley...
"Fat guy in a little coat.... fat guy in a little coat!"
EricAlder
ideaman2020
Posted 2:18 AM 4/10/08
@shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog: On the Box Back.
He's seems to be wearing valentines undies...
ideaman2020