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UFO Teapot: Let's Make Some F'ing Tea
Posted by Mark Wilson at 12:45 AM on October 9, 2008
For some reason, a teapot permanently takes up one of the four, sacred burners in my kitchen. Occasionally I'm able to hide it, trapping the unused fixture in a cabinet where the Pyrex watches guard. To circumvent this subtle, strategically culinary mating dance that is marriage, I'd be glad to place this adolescently glorious UFO teapot in a spot of household prominence all year long. Forget the stove. I'm thinking the $US80 UFO sits on a pedestal in the middle of my living room—where it partially blocks the TV, commanding your full attention at all times, of course. [Andy Titcomb via Nerd Approved]

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strider_mt2k
Posted 2:16 AM 9/10/08
Won't you please take me along?
I won't do anything wrong!
strider_mt2k
shorty63136
Posted 2:08 AM 9/10/08
Hm. Oddly, my coffee pot is not used for coffee, but for hot water for tea.
This little guy would look cool on my stove though.
shorty63136
Git Em SteveDave loves this guy-->
Posted 2:04 AM 9/10/08
Is it cast iron, cuz Alton says teapots must be cast iron.
Git Em SteveDave loves this guy-->
Munch the BanNail
Posted 1:57 AM 9/10/08
Magic-mushroom tea, anyone?
Munch the BanNail
Geisrud
Posted 1:56 AM 9/10/08
I'm glad I'm not the only one. But hey, sure is convenient for those TWO TIMES in the last year when the wife ACTUALLY USED IT.
Hell, the blender gets more miles at my house, yet does it retain counter-space? Nay, it is banished to the basement after use. But alas, I want some frozen margaritas, and I gotta dig through the basement to get my trusty blendtec out.
Geisrud
CraziestGadgets.com
Posted 1:52 AM 9/10/08
it kinda looks like the alien is squeezing one out in your teapot.
CraziestGadgets.com
klaybc
Posted 1:51 AM 9/10/08
Take me to you liter (of water)...
klaybc
Kaiser-Machead's LEGO WALL-E
Posted 1:47 AM 9/10/08
Teabagging aliens. Just seems so.....obvious.
Kaiser-Machead's LEGO WALL-E
kerry
Posted 2:28 AM 9/10/08
@Canthros: Yeah, I'd never want to damage one of my ceramic or iron teapots by heating it directly. The kettle sits on the stove, the teapot sits in a cabinet or on the counter.
We drink tea almost daily, so there's no chance every of the kettle leaving the stove. It's good I have a rather attractive bright-red model. We never did bother to go electric in my house.
kerry
Canthros
Posted 2:24 AM 9/10/08
@Geisrud: I dunno about you guys, but I keep a tea kettle on the stove. The tea pot sits on the counter.
I'm thinking that I need to give up and stow the stove-top kettle, though. The electric kettle has been vastly more useful since I purchased it.
Canthros
evilbastard
Posted 2:54 AM 9/10/08
Finally a teapot Pot Head Pixies can use to make tea while listening to their favorite GONG Album.
evilbastard
Jrsy is the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude
Posted 2:52 AM 9/10/08
@Kaiser-Machead's LEGO WALL-E: E.Teabag phone home..?
Jrsy is the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude
Curves
Posted 2:43 AM 9/10/08
I used to keep a tea pot on the stove all the time, (though I almost never drink tea) since I lived in a house with no humidifier, which is a killer in our cold, dry winters. This puppy is so pretty though, that he would go someplace where I could see him all the time. (Possibly on display with all the other pretty teapots that I collect and never use.)
Curves
Geisrud
Posted 2:38 AM 9/10/08
@kerry: @Canthros: I guess I dunno the difference between a teapot and a tea kettle. But they both belong behind the blender in the basement -seeing as I would use them less.
Geisrud
sean123456
Posted 3:02 AM 9/10/08
@klaybc: ROFL
sean123456
EricAlder
Posted 4:30 AM 9/10/08
That's pretty darned cool, but $80 is kinda steep for a tea kettle. (Yeah, I know... but it's art!)
EricAlder
Canthros
Posted 2:16 AM 10/10/08
@Geisrud: The tea kettle's for boiling water. IME, stovetop units are usually steel and probably have a whistle in the spout so you know that it's boiling and need to get it off the heat. Some have lids for easier filling, mine don't.
A tea pot is for brewing tea. The tea bags or leaves and hot water wind up in the pot, from which it's poured into another vessel.
I couldn't resist tweaking a nose, though. As a practical matter, a lot of folks use the two terms more or less interchangeably, and the right kettle could probably fill both needs just fine. And, if you don't use either one, I don't suppose it matters which is which.
Canthros
LastOne
Posted 2:22 AM 9/10/08
My first inclination would be to wire up a pulley system that would allow this gem to fly across my kitchen carrying the hot water for my tea. Then I would recall my cousins trip to the hospital after he tried out a similar idea.
Sad day...
LastOne