@Hiphopopotamus: He just watched an episode of Heroes, and was imitating the DL/Linderman showdown.

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@BumpinUgglas: I human Spanish fly.

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I dont want to tell you guys how to do your jobs and all that, but I think nature has provided you something to hold on to during sex.
Her Ass.

Curves

@Alex7575: Of course not. You need 4 of these to make it work. A pair for you and your lover

SpiffySteve

Heh, I have one of those. I bought it at PepBoys as a "Drill-less Dent Puller", and it's EXACTLY the same....

I'm sort of doubting the "drill-less" part now.

tf5_bassist

In the 3rd frame he seems to have a pretty good grip on the inside of her skull...

Hiphopopotamus

,@venomous_duck41: Thanks for clarifying "right surface", I can see someone trying to hang from their gyp board ceiling and pulling have the board away, landing on their arse and watching the gyp land on their face (or worse). Oh man I am laughing now! What a visual.

siville

... do they come in size 38C ?

ANoel

Ironically, I think the elderly would get more use out of this contraption, than horny people would...

Alex7575

@wanago:
That's because a lot of states, etc either ban the sale of sex toys, or restrict them to sale by specially licensed/zoned shops. By saying "novelty only", they are saying it's not _really_ meant for sex *wink wink, nudge, nude*.

Crim Law Geek

Want!

siville

Glass cups for installing comercial glass and large shower doors would work much better. The ones we have at work are tested to hold 350 lb. each. If you have the right surface you could have celing sex!

venomous_duck41

@SpiffySteve: If you can still get it up hanging 100 feet off the ground, being held only by a suction cup... that you bought at a sex shop...

Alex7575

See, this is totally a gadget for the ladies.

kingbob337

Please notice "SOLD AS NOVELTY ONLY"

Apply directly to the forehead?

wanago

Could they develop some sort of non-slip shower stool as well?

RacecarBoobTat

@SpiffySteve: Dressed as a human fly!

BumpinUgglas

Who said to themselves, "I am having a hell of a time staying upright here, honey. I wish I had some sort of suction cup device so we could continue this shower coitus session."

And then proceeded to draw up schematics for a prototype and develop a business and marketing plan.

Some people have way too much time on their hands... and I envy them.

N@tedog

LOL. I don't even know what to say about this.

Kryptinite

Damn.. why stop at shower when you can try, say your office facade. Nothing will beat the high you get when you're banging someone while hanging outside your office window 100 feet off the ground!

SpiffySteve

Okay, I've tried things like these before and they never work well. But if this one does then I need a few.

Tweak

Good to see Pres. Clinton using his spare time to invent things.

OMG! Ponies!

@lambert13: u could stick them to the tub if you have monkey feet....

beufort67

@tf5_bassist: i have one too...bought it at autozone....works pretty good for big dents...not so much for small dents...no pun intended...actually its probably just the opposite with the pun!!! never really thought of it for that though...hmmmm!!!

beufort67

Have 2 of these up the ceiling and you get to train chin-ups

SpiffySteve

Also good for removing car dents!

Skitchin

It still wont stop my feet from slipping out from under me and me falling to the bottom of the tub with black handles with tile squares suctioned onto them broken off of the wall.

lambert13

I'm going to have to get my Spiderman costume back from the cleaners and find the tallest building in San Diego...

MyPetFly

Holy crap you weren't exaggerating when you said shower sex!

a_pink_poodle

@SpiffySteve: If you don't mind planting your face to the ceiling..

ripfire

lol! awesome, now it makes shower s3x much safer. They should think about ones that you can stick your feet through also, the tub can get slippery!

ceez

@Curves: I like the way you think.

SSRPaulO

Looks rubbish. Its says the suction power only lasts for a minute!

oh... wait.. i mean... oh.

timtempest

clever, simple, useful. if more people in D.C. stayed at home and had shower sex our country would likely be in a better place today, on all sides.

banmojo

They sell these cups for glass and sheetmetal handling....
But you can always find a good use for something else.

:)

aec007

@tf5_bassist: Yep, that is the EXACT same product they sell at parts stores to pull dents. I ran out to my truck and brought it into the office just to be sure.

Now I just need to print out that picture of the packaging, and leave it nearby, just to keep my coworkers guessing...

Of course, this wouldn't work too well in a shower like the ones in my house, which have fairly small tiles making up the wall. All those grout lines won't allow a good seal. Yep, you definitely need a solid sheet PVC shower wall, or have those nice expensive 8 or 12 inch tiles.

Not that I'll let that stop me from grabbing my wife and giving it a go when I get home from work today.... Wish me luck!

dwarfgoat

The 4th picture somehow reminds me the coat hanger in the car.

os_2

@Curves: True but depending upon what position you're in that's not always an option..

Jrsy is the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude

If you need one of these then you're doing it wrong, or are just not long enough to stay in the saddle, so to speak....

Jrsy is the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude

@Curves:

You win!

Kryptinite

@Curves: I thought that's what pigtails were invented. Boobs make excellent handles too.

Barry99705

This'll end up in a lawsuit when it comes unattached and someone gets injured.

Remember kids, practice safe sex. Don't use dangerous products.

Reilaos: Reading Comprehension is your friend!

This is a great invention! It can cross over into other areas of use for people with disabilities, that like to have sex in the shower!!

Dinotech

Shower sex is overrated. Pool sex is even worse.

elgringoguapo

@Curves: Sure, Sure, but unless your woman is bigger than you, she probably wont be the most stationary thing to hold on to while doing certain things in a likely very slippery shower.

TeriyakiChicken

And that sucks!

Gary_7vn

** Please note, under President Palin, the word "suction" would be illegal.

Gary_7vn

Don't most showers have tiles? Mine does. No way would this thing work on a tiled shower, you'd lose suction, and then you'd lose suction...

Gary_7vn

Truer words never spoken...by a virgin.

ZombieRace

@elgringoguapo: And don't forget hot tub too..

Jrsy is the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude

@SpiffySteve: OK, make it 8 and I may give it a second thought...

Alex7575

What, no video?

EricAlder

I think I will invent a guard rail system to go with it to keep from knocking all her damn bottles of shampoo, conditioner, soap, etc... off of every other space in the shower that you can balance those things on. Having sex in the shower is almost like bowling when all those bottles come crashing down on your toes right when its getting good.

maven2k

this defeats the purpose of shower sex. its suppose to be awkward and dangerous, otherwise you're too comfortable and might as well jump in a bed.

dookieboy333

"suction power that lasts as long as you do" so this thing will hold on for about 3 minutes then, good to know.

spider2544

Unfortunately, it says right on the box that suction power doesn't last long.

legr8est1234

@wanago: "Apply directly to the forehead? " That's what she said.

phlavor

You can buy the same thing at any auto parts store for a couple bucks. It's good for pulling dents out of your car, too.

infmom

um, that's what HER HAIR is for.

and as for knocking down shampoo bottles, just stick them in any unused orifice so they stay put - whether your partner's or your's is your call.

tech-tard

Could have used these about a decade ago. At the nursing facility I worked in, an elderly couple were doing it in the shower and had a bad fall. He broke a hip. She died from a head injury.

robinandtami

@dwarfgoat: Good luck.

Parsifal

@dwarfgoat: Yeah, I was going to say something about the tiles making suction cups worthless. Nothing sticks to those tiles but soap scum.

Eltigro

@phlavor: My best friend stuck a suction cup to his forehead in middle school.

He pulled it off and had a huge hickey where it was. He missed school the next day. Then came to school and said it was a bruise. He was riding his bike and hit a tree. Uh huh... yeah...

Eltigro

@Skitchin: My thoughts exactly. That's a freakin' dent puller from Wal*Mart.

Aaron Martin-Colby

I'll take 4 please...

BeautifulAgony

@a_pink_poodle:
no, she wasn't.

tehdahl

AND TO RECORD ORGASMISM MP3'S WHILE YOU AND YOUR WENCH ARE DOING IT LIKE RABID MONGOOSES, THEN REPLAY YOUR FAVORITE MOANS OR ORGASMIC SCREAMS WHILE IN THE MOOD ALONE JK!

StealthNinja

It should also be a KY Jellie lubricant / body lotion and liquid scented soap that dispenses out of the suction cup system WITH A WATER PROOF RADIO TOO! LOL!

StealthNinja

OMG that is sooo wrong, yet hilarious

Seiven

Echo some of those above, I have one in my toolkit for car dents...here's the EXACT product, only $3.99, although you don't get packaging featuring the phrase "Stick It To 'Em":
[www.amazon.com]

Kandrak

The funny thing about this product is that there is a suction cup that looks exactly like this, down to the handle shape and everything that me and my cousins use in the pool at my grandparents' house as a pool toy (not for what you think). We use it to suction to the bottom of the diving board and lift ourselves up out of the water with it. Also works as a great for splashing people if you just push it along the surface. I really hope this product was originally marketed as something else, cuz that would be weird if it was at my grandparents' house because of it's currently marketed label.

DudleyBluebird

Um...does that "at the office" pic kinda look like someone raping Bart Simpson?

FiveLiters