Drink a shitload of beer and vomit all over your phone in the back seat of your friends car whilst squinting hard, to steady your vision, and trying to see what time it is.

Ill buy the damn thing if it survives that :)

Every time it closes its eyes cut off one of its finger to make it focus. Keep asking questions about his enjoyment level and when the last member perishes, cover him in petrol and sit him a little too close to the fireplace.

Thats is how you destroy something unbreakable.

Tumble dryer? Drop it off a 30 story building? Tie it up in a graveyard surrounded by marinated lamb chops and wait for zombies to attack it? Sign it up to pron websites for some spam love?

2.) Run a “Full Pass” through a camel or cow (End to end)

3.) Expose it the radiation found on an average wireless network and see if its brain gets cancer in 10 years time..

4.) put in your Back pocket and sit down very fast, or get drunk and fall down.

5.) put in front pocket of pants and walk past sharp corner of table, watch out you don’t miss and hit something else