Panasonic 3D Porn!

JEmlay

@nutbastard: Freedom titties are where it's at.

Munch the BanNail

oh man, i want a holodeck.

homer15

@snakepliskin:

oh right! well, those were NAZI titties - they dont count.

nutbastard

Online actress ordering?

clockradio

@snakepliskin: I actually haven't seen the movie, but I was just figuring that even if it had some, it could use MORE titties.

Munch the BanNail

@Jrsy is the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another du...: Dude - I would SOOOOOOO take him up on that.

Munch the BanNail

@Munch the BanNail: Might be in poor taste but schindler's list already had titties. Theres a scene where ralph fiennes character gets out of bed to snipe jewish prisoners. Well there was a topless fraulein in that bed.

snakepliskin

@nutbastard: What can I say - I'm kinky

Munch the BanNail

@TBM-Fan:

there are porn dvds (though im not sure about DVDAs!) with multiple angles, do some googling.

nutbastard

@Munch the BanNail: Just talk with Tony Robbins. He'll hook you up.

Jrsy is the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude

3D Like we saw at IBC a few weeks ago.

whatachiouche

Well i am tired of the angle so i want to choose the way i like to see it

TBM-Fan

@Munch the BanNail:

you want to fuck those chicks before they're even babies?

you're sick.

nutbastard

@Munch the BanNail:

yeah dude, that movie was a total downer. i thought for sure there was going be like, a big pot smoking scene, or maybe like some pranks the prisoners played on the ubercapos, where they'd all laugh and be friends in the end. That or there'd be titties - I'm not picky.

nutbastard

Real, functional beer goggles. I would kill for a pair of glasses that would allow me to pick up any fugly skeezer from the bar and think I'm hittin it with Jessica Simpson/Biel/Alba (pre-baby)

Munch the BanNail

Cyberdildonics taken to the inevitable Japanese henti tentacle pr0n level...

Jrsy is the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude

@nutbastard: Every movie needs some fuckin' titties... Except maybe Schindler's List - that might be in poor taste. On second thought, Even Schindler's List could use some titties.

Munch the BanNail

Come onnnnnnn Holodeck!

MikeSWelch

How about opening a massage parlor where you get your massage, then at the end they bust out one of those japanese blowjob machines? as long as they aren't manually operating anything (including your gadget, or your gizmo-sack) i dont see how it could be prohibited... and you could call the place "Fairy Tale Massage Parlor"... because, you know, fairy tales always have happy endings ; )

nutbastard

Sexbots. Because once you've built the robot just connect that shit to the web! Porn 2.0!

Log1c

@nutbastard:

I watched Kung-Fu hustle... I liked it, but the pervading thought was, "You know what this movie needs? Some fuckin' titties".

nutbastard

add "stereoscopic video"- I use it already and seen pr0n in it on my 3d LCD and it's amazing you guys are all out of date.

yuriythebest

no no no, Comedy Kung-Fu Porn is THE next big thing!

nutbastard

@nightsky: Whaddaya expect? It was the 80's. Sigourney Waever didn't look too different either.

Nintenboy01

I'm thinking holodeck. Except my wife would start wondering when I always emerged from the holodeck with no pants on.

DirtyBits

Why is that picture there?

Oh, Johnny...

imaria

Ooh, Gigolo Joe from AI...

Nintenboy01

@homer15: Me too!

ViperBorg

What the hell was Ally Sheedy thinking with that hair?

nightsky

Holodeck.

zmjjmz

Well, I say that Holodeck wins for this reason, and this reason only...

Computer *boodoobooop*

Load Lindsayjoy.

I win suckers.

Kaiser-Machead

@ripfire: That's why you set passwords man. What if someone programs your sex bot to rip your dangly bits off? Won't THAT suck! Holodeck is still clearly the winner here. All of these things can be recalibrated for evil. Just make sure you keep people away from this stuff lol.

Kaiser-Machead

Simple, plastic that won't pick up fishy smells.

Parapraxis

@Kaiser-Machead: Problem is, what if you're in the holodeck doing your "thing" and one of your buddies pulls a prank on you, reprograms the thing, and you end up with a hairy dude.

ripfire

@DirtyBits: You know, you can bring the wife to the holodeck too. It'd be a guilt free adventure with extra people you can just turn off and save in preferences.

Kaiser-Machead

@krystar: lol exactly.

Kaiser-Machead

Really, how the hell can anything beat holodeck? It can be ANYTHING you want, at voice command!

Kaiser-Machead

@DirtyBits: what do you mean you're exiting the holodeck?

krystar

The question is not "what you want" the question is "what will be released next"

Lupison

@Kaiser-Machead: I dunno. I've watched too much twilight zone to get paranoid ideas from any of the other options.

ripfire

NO DISASSEMBLE!!!!

Faslane66

holodeck uber alles!!!!!

godwhacker

@USMarty:

Computer *boodoobooop*

Load JewishCircumcisionCeremony.

Scissors beats peni- paper, I mean. Touchdown.

Parapraxis

@Kaiser-Machead: Computer *boodoobooop*

Load BielSimpsonAlbaThreeWay.

Paper beats Rock, checkmate.

USMarty

I suppose and plot and decent acting would be too much to ask for?

Curves

I chose your Holo deck red light district, but hopefully they will come out with something for the home user.

I also chose that because of the other article you posted giz, which was "3D Force Field Opens Door for Holodeck, Virtual Touchable Leia"

-Core-

Chii.
Rest my case

Bokusatsu_Tenshi

@USMarty: You fool, you only support my point, since the holodeck can provide ANYTHING.

Kaiser-Machead

@imaria: Johnny #5 was my childhood hero.

geodesigner

@Lupison: Then ask that on YOUR blog. In the mean time...

GadgetPlay

@Munch the BanNail: "Real, functional beer goggles. I would kill for a pair of glasses that would allow me to pick up any fugly skeezer from the bar"

You're just not drinking enough. I just typed this with one arm, because I was forced to chew off the other one. Arrghhh! Oh my God! It just woke up!!! Help...ME...

GadgetPlay

@Parapraxis:

here talks the experienced one...

krom

@Parapraxis: Yer fishin' the wrong pond if yer gettin' fishy smells my friend.

avconsumer2

@Bokusatsu_Tenshi: ...

Ok, so I think holodecks would be A Bad Thing, as they have no method of actually accounting for physiological needs yet can easily make you THINK they're being fulfilled. Thus, rather than a whole holoDECK/VR hotsim kit, if they do decide to take the pornographic experience to the next level, the next things WOULD be persocoms and/or Video Girl Ai type thins. (Well, maybe not #2, but it's about as plausible as a holodeck)

But Chii specifically? Not so much -.-

ZekeSulastin

@EricAlder: the difference between a holodeck and reality is that in the holodeck a girl wont say no...o.O

dumanue

Oh the perversions that will come to life through the holodeck...good dreams good dreams

dumanue

@Curves:

That stuff would just get in the way of why people watch porn in the first place.

(But I agree in spirit - the acting is god-awful and anything resembling a plot is non-existent)

EricAlder

Funny how many people are vying for Holodeck, since it would provide the closest thing to Reality.

(In other words, Reality is the actual goal)

EricAlder

@avconsumer2:

Nah, I'm just lazy about cleaning up.

Parapraxis

The ability to attach a couple of electrodes to your skull, push a button and disable your libido, increasing your productivity and reducing distractions. BAM - switched it on you.

deusdiabolus