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Meat Gadgets Don't Include Mustard
Posted by Jesus Diaz at 10:40 PM on October 2, 2008
Oh yummy. And they probably come in boxes made of rye bread. All I want to know is where is my new MacBook Air made of bacon? Hmmmmm. Bacon. [Trend hunter via Boing Boing Gadgets]

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frigg
Posted 11:01 PM 2/10/08
A stylish addition to your typical meat hat
frigg
Curves
Posted 10:51 PM 2/10/08
A bacon Macbook might get Ponies to covert. To Apple anyway.
Curves
brainwav
Posted 10:44 PM 2/10/08
Someone call Zim.
brainwav
pinball21
Posted 10:42 PM 2/10/08
Thats just disgusting and unpractical. I mean how am I going to store my whole Itunes library on a 8 GigaMeat IHam Nano. I just don't think it is going to work.
pinball21
strider_mt2k
Posted 10:39 PM 2/10/08
They're made of meat.
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Enjoy!
strider_mt2k
Jrsy is the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude
Posted 11:11 PM 2/10/08
@Curves: Knowing Apple it would probably be turkey bacon..
Jrsy is the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude
OMG! Ponies!
Posted 12:00 AM 3/10/08
@Curves: I do have a MacBook in non-bacon. But Girlie pretty much owns it now.
Bacon iPhone: I'm going to pull a Palin on this one. "I said thank you but no thank you." A regular iPhone shows enough grease. A bacon one would be even worse.
Bacon G4 Cube: You see it in MacWorld and Epicurious magazines and it really looks tasty, but then, when you see it in real life, you realize that for the price, you could have gotten a helluva lot of good, organic applewood smoked thick-cut bacon which would have curbed your bacon craving so much better.
Bacon iBook: What could go wrong?! Open the box and it's a slab of fatback bacon shaped like a toilet seat.
Bacon iMac (G1): Sure, it comes in lots of "flavors" but, at the end of the day, I just want bacon - not blueberries. Boar's Head may be somewhat generic but it makes a mighty fine BLT.
Bacon Mac Pro: Wow! High-end bacon from Italy. Looks nice and probably tastes great too. But the fact of the matter is that I don't have a giant Viking range with 8 burners and Mario Batali is not on my staff. I'll stick with the locally raised stuff that I get down in North Carolina when I go on vay-kay. The car's got a built-in cooler compartment and, to my tastes, North Carolina bacon is damned good.
Bacon iMac 30" (G5): It looks great in all the cooking magazines but I suspect that when the fat hits the pan, it doesn't taste any better than some good farm-raised stuff that doesn't have the logo stamped on it.
Bacon MacBook Pro: I don't need that much bacony goodness. Yes, I know it tastes good. But all I need is a little pancetta for this Waldorf salad that I'm try to turn into trayf. If I'm going to make a bacon salad, I'll get a Bacon MacBook Pro, but until that day, I'll bacon up my food the old-fashioned way.
OMG! Ponies!
Ajh
Posted 11:53 PM 2/10/08
This reminded me of kingdom of loathing. It's an online browser based game where everything is made of meat.
Ajh
stryder100
Posted 11:45 PM 2/10/08
Thanks for the grin.
stryder100
EricAlder
Posted 12:12 AM 3/10/08
You can't beat that!
We should have a crafting contest with food!
(Maybe then we'd get some entries?)
EricAlder
Margatron
Posted 12:45 AM 3/10/08
Eeew gross! These remind me of some Jan Svankmajer creation.
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Margatron
OMG! Ponies!
Posted 12:31 AM 3/10/08
@EricAlder: Well it has been some time since I made a batch of my barbecue sauce.
Perhaps a thin-and-light notebook made from a beautifully cooked slab of pork ribs. Or a PS3 Yankee pot roast. Or a 42" Bravia XBR made entirely out of risotto and served with a drizzle of chanterelle mushroom reduction.
OMG! Ponies!
strider_mt2k
Posted 1:10 AM 3/10/08
@OMG! Ponies!: Wow.
You put Bacon in front of 'em and my interest increases!
:D
strider_mt2k
pure241
Posted 1:22 AM 3/10/08
Rememeber when Jude Law made a gun out of, I think it was chicken bones and scraps, in eXistenZ?
pure241
Jrsy is the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude
Posted 2:16 AM 3/10/08
@OMG! Ponies!: Dammit! Now I want bacon....
Jrsy is the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude
Con Seannery
Posted 3:14 AM 3/10/08
Go MEAT! Go Meat!
I said a beef hot links!
I said a beef hot links!
I said a BEEF HOT LINKS!
I said a BEEF HOT LINKS!
I said a brat, beef kielbasa, hot smokes sausage, cheddarwurst!
I said a brat, beef kielbasa, hot smokes sausage, cheddarwurst!
When I say Hillshire you say Farm!
Hillshire!
Farm!
GO MEAT!
Con Seannery