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Hollywood Film Kit: Lights, Camera, Sit Alone at Your Computer
Posted by Mark Wilson at 1:10 AM on October 2, 2008
So things didn't work out with the screenplay. And that backlot audition turned out to be a backseat party for two. But don't give up your dreams so quickly! It's a known fact that Matt Damon and Ben Affleck had to open mouth kiss for 5 seconds to get Good Will Hunting produced—in front of girls even! So pick up this Hollywood Film Kit and get back on the horse. The USB Spotlight will make your eyes sparkle as "producers" get a full look at your "talents" compliments of the simulated 35mm webcam and your AdultFriendFinder account. $US25. [iwantoneofthose via OhGizmo]
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OMG! Ponies!
Posted 1:45 AM 2/10/08
Will it warm my hands? If I'm plugging a piece of junk into a USB port, I want to know whether it will keep my hands warm.
If it's not Brando, I'm not buyin'
OMG! Ponies!
Jrsy is the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude
Posted 1:41 AM 2/10/08
@Curves: What's wrong with the math? Looks like it adds up to me.
Jrsy is the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude
The Locker Room Plastic Sheet Intern
Posted 1:40 AM 2/10/08
I like the old-school stylings, but did they really need to make it crank-powered?
The Locker Room Plastic Sheet Intern
Curves
Posted 1:14 AM 2/10/08
Spotlight + Webcam + AdultFriendFinder + $25 = Does not add up.
Curves
Kaiser-Machead
Posted 2:01 AM 2/10/08
@VideoVampire: I guess "free" is relative.
Kaiser-Machead
VideoVampire
Posted 1:50 AM 2/10/08
Im guessin this is hands free ;P
VideoVampire
Jrsy is the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude
Posted 2:18 AM 2/10/08
@darthuv: Oh you and your 'new' math.
That's a horrifying equation..
Jrsy is the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude
darthuv
Posted 2:12 AM 2/10/08
Spotlight + Webcam + LightMate Pillow + Craiglist= YouTube horror movie awesomeness
darthuv
Cordfucious v 2.0.1
Posted 2:41 AM 2/10/08
I am ready for my close up Mr. Demille
Cordfucious v 2.0.1
CommodorePerry
Posted 2:40 AM 2/10/08
@OMG! Ponies!:
Would pointing these at a USB humping dog be too meta?
CommodorePerry