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Finger Condom Toothbrush Might Be Awkward, but at Least You Won't Get Cavities
Posted by Adam Frucci at 2:10 AM on October 11, 2008
Brushing your teeth with your finger never works, despite how often you try it when you end up wasted at someone else's place for the night. You know, it just kind of smears the toothpaste over your teeth without creating a foam, and it leaves your mouth feeling even grosser than before. If only you had one of these weird finger condom toothbrushes! It looks to be extremely portable, albeit awkward to use and possibly tasting like rubber. It's the perfect accessory for people who end up sleeping in strange places often, like backpackers and sorority girls. [ProductDose via Trendhunter]

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Collins1
Posted 3:40 AM 11/10/08
@Pwnage: Stop being a dick.
Collins1
weatherman
Posted 3:37 AM 11/10/08
I think I remember that these were actually invented for use in jails, where inmates had been making toothbrush handles into shivs.
weatherman
Skitchin
Posted 3:27 AM 11/10/08
With all of the "natural male enhancers" these days, they've resorted to re-purposing extra small condoms.
Skitchin
urbanturban666
Posted 3:25 AM 11/10/08
@mikeyy: its better for brushing her teeth...
urbanturban666
Faslane66
Posted 3:17 AM 11/10/08
@stjnky: LMAO!!!! good one!!
These look pretty decent enough, I'd put a few in my camping gear for sure..
Faslane66
mikeyy
Posted 3:17 AM 11/10/08
this wont be going on any fingers...
i can tell you that much.
mikeyy
Pwnage
Posted 3:17 AM 11/10/08
Can I use on my wife? Can I trade for bottle of Baileys?
Pwnage
The MMA Pink Hair Dye Intern
Posted 3:16 AM 11/10/08
@stjnky: Bristled for her pleasure?
The MMA Pink Hair Dye Intern
stjnky
Posted 3:14 AM 11/10/08
Do they come in "magnum" size?
stjnky
urbanturban666
Posted 3:12 AM 11/10/08
atleast im smart enough not to buy this... i dont know about the rest of the world...
urbanturban666
Noobs-R-Us
Posted 4:00 AM 11/10/08
Good for prisons where they can't make them into shanks.
Noobs-R-Us
coverofnight
Posted 3:58 AM 11/10/08
easily one of the most stupid things ive ever seen...though i guess it could come in handy for those pesky backpackers and sorority girls.
coverofnight
Kaspir
Posted 3:54 AM 11/10/08
What better way to protect yourself from a nasty bit of woman than to throw one of these on and clean her up a bit before you go to work...great idea.
Kaspir
PornoDaddy
Posted 3:48 AM 11/10/08
It's the new enema
PornoDaddy
Curves
Posted 4:13 AM 11/10/08
Not having a toothbrush is the excuse you use to go home and then some dumb ass goes and invents this. Way to screw up my "out".
Curves
Git Em SteveDave loves this guy-->
Posted 4:10 AM 11/10/08
I'm guessing these are for cats/dogs, to brush their teeth? I'll bathe my cats, but I am not brushing their teeth.
Git Em SteveDave loves this guy-->
Faslane66
Posted 4:37 AM 11/10/08
@urbanturban666: Yeah, I'd MUCH rather have scuzzy teeth than to use this!!!
Faslane66
Faslane66
Posted 4:35 AM 11/10/08
@mikeyy:
Well if this fits on a mans unit he has serious "unit" size issues
Faslane66
EricAlder
Posted 5:16 AM 11/10/08
It reminds me of a toothbrush for dogs I saw once.
EricAlder
DssTrainer
Posted 5:58 AM 11/10/08
Another one of those inventions that is so amazingly simple that no one patented it.
DssTrainer
DaneB
Posted 6:06 AM 11/10/08
If you're coherent enough to bring this around with you, why would you not just carry a travel-size toothbrush. You don't end up somewhere at night without a toothbrush and suddenly be able to pull this condom out of your arse.
DaneB
EctoGamad
Posted 6:35 AM 11/10/08
Everyone, this is a DOG toothbrush. Designed for you to clean a dogs teeth!
EctoGamad
EricAlder
Posted 7:03 AM 11/10/08
Never without your permission, eh?
(Fifth Element rules!)
EricAlder
Kaikai
Posted 11:23 AM 11/10/08
If it vibrates it could be better then my toothbrush now.
:o
Kaikai
Purple Dave
Posted 6:37 AM 12/10/08
@weatherman:
Okay, _that_ actually makes sense. It just seemed really stupid that they'd make this for emergency use, when you could just as easily go out and buy one of those collapsible travel toothbrushes, which will last a lot longer than something that's attached to a "very strictly one-time use only, and we really mean it" item. I can't imagine that the condom part of it would last even a week of two-times-a-day brushing, much less if you're doing it after every meal.
Purple Dave
Purple Dave
Posted 6:45 AM 12/10/08
@EctoGamad:
Wait...someone decided that it's too much trouble to stick a nice, safe piece of plastic inbetween a dog's chompers, so they figured it'd be much better to put your _finger_ there instead? Seems like it'd be better suited to giving their teeth some excersize than a good scrub.
Purple Dave
Purple Dave
Posted 6:43 AM 12/10/08
@Curves:
Shouldn't affect you unless you actually start carrying them around. Anyone who would go to the trouble of keeping one of these handy for "visitors" could probably save a little money by just picking up a few of the regular no-frills toothbrushes. As long as it's still in a factory-sealed package, they got you there.
Purple Dave
Curves
Posted 10:51 AM 12/10/08
@Purple Dave: I hope they dont buy in bulk.
Curves
Purple Dave
Posted 1:59 PM 12/10/08
@Curves:
Wouldn't know. I have a hard enough time picking out _one_ new toothbrush whenever it comes time for my last one to move on to LEGO-scrubbing duties or whatnot.
Purple Dave
unztopable
Posted 7:13 AM 13/10/08
Putin should definitely use this on his cub lion he just got for his birthday.
unztopable
ILoveToast
Posted 11:50 PM 14/10/08
Apparently no one here has kids. [www.amazon.com]
ILoveToast