i doubt it would achieve that resolution it shows o the text picture, and even the concept contradicts itself, the resolution on the picture print is considerably lower.

citizen024

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x23

@ShabazOSU: "That means Sis is up for grabs! Thanks, Dad!" *Munch!*

Friday is near.

Groggy Banana

What? Not USB powered?
This SO makes me think of Get Smart. It would make eating the secret message so much easier!

Skeptical_Geezer

@Numerous: I gagged a little.

shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog

Is it just me or does the electrolux logo look like a bum with a g-string on?

Maxwells_Nylon_Hammer

@lldsandsll: still cool tho

lldsandsll

[pranks.com]

Lloyd

this is one of those things where my father would say "YA! EVERYONE NEEDS ONE OF THESE!!"

lldsandsll

Uh...

Lloyd

"For the very first time, you can eat the beaver without worrying about the hair! AND you can lather it up with as much jam as you want!"

Groggy Banana

I've had an idea for this for at least a year! Augh! At last! I shall have my toast pictures!

Expect dozens of virgin mary sandwiches to appear on an eBay near you!

Reilaos~

"Son, you were adopted."

ShabazOSU

Any word on when Brando will be bringing out a commercial version? :)

TASK

@JackTheTripper: I good slice of rye would hold that message just fine.

Kaiser-Machead on the Edge

@Kaiser-Machead on the Edge:

or: "bad secks. do not want! GTFO and no come back"

JackTheTripper

@Git Em SteveDave loves this guy-->:

Return of DaOtter

@red3001: ROFL

Kaiser-Machead on the Edge

this is how we know we have too much stuff

Aaron Stein

Jesus face toast and virgin Mary toast stock just plummeted

red3001

@Git Em SteveDave loves this guy-->:

"teh secks good, now GTFO"

Kaiser-Machead on the Edge

I can see some use for it.

"Honey, you breakfast is ready. BTW, I'm leaving you with you friend. Bye"

SewerShark

This would be perfect to give to someone the next morning when you are making them breakfast and you want them to leave. Forever. I wonder what simple message(either picture or text) you could put on toast to let someone know, while last night was fun, you need leave. Any suggestions?

Git Em SteveDave loves this guy-->

I remember this when some dude hooked a heat gun up to a CnC machine. This is WAY cooler, and functional to boot! Where can I get one! Does it work on bagels?

Return of DaOtter

ddue i can just see business people reading the news eating toast and driving in the morning haha

njso18

@Kaiser-Machead on the Edge: Mmm, goatse toast.

Numerous

hell yeah.

nutbastard

This could really be fun for all kinds of occasions. Nice

dorkboy

Photos from the internet + Scan toaster = NSFW sandwiches for lunch

Kaiser-Machead on the Edge

This is a marketing nightmare/dream come true depending what size of the loaf you're on.

Oh, if only this technology had been around sooner, you'd have gone to lunch only to have Samuel L. Jackson printed on the side of your sandwich saying, "There are snakes, on your m'fin sandwich." The other side would say, "Go see my new movie, snakes on a plane, starting tommorow."

Given that I can see far more commercial uses for this than consumer, I'm really suprised that version didn't come out first.

Daulken

@bosskev: So just print "Enjoy the E.Coli"

Kaiser-Machead on the Edge

I'de print that@Return of DaOtter: print a bagel hole.

Valicious

I'm gonna make me some Tera Patrick toast and eat it!

Mathray

Before putting your lunchtime sandwich into the office frig, print your name all over both pieces of bread. Might help deter that one douchebag coworker who eats your food. Might. Well, probably not.

bosskev

@citizen024: Buzz kill.. :)

Groggy Banana

Damn! Yet another of my ideas that I did nothing about brought to market by someone else!

Oh, well! I didn't think there was much money to be made from this anyway.

LittleJon

send one to my mailbox

katatonic1

Sung Bae Chang?? That guy owes me money!! Or was he a she? No matter, gimme my money!!

General Halfshaftery

A must have for spies.

misterwho

Do you think if I toast an image of the Virgin Mary on my breakfast with this I'll be able to sell it on Ebay for $50,000?

CommodorePerry

Oh wow... just think about this. Porn toast! After eating toast from this every morning for a few weeks, I can tell my friends about how I ate every major porn star of the last decade. And I can say it truthfully.

falandil

I wonder if It'll let me burn an image into french toast...

silvarga

@Numerous: News on my toast, yes. Toastse, not so much.

ccwii

Gives "EAT ME!" a whole new meaning....

infmom

OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN! Imagine the sandwiches I'll be able to make with that!!!

Quilt

Stupid tech design. Just use a laser, yeesh.

dcartist

I'm downloading my pictures of Jesus and the Virgin Mary right now!
Can you toast a tortilla in this thing?

My road to riches goes straight through Electrolux's back yard.

AdmNaismith

@Numerous: I believe you mean toastse.

frndlybnny

So how well will this work on pumpernickel?

@red3001:
Maybe, but this just means they'll start churning them out in large numbers. Yessir, miracles have just been introduced to mass production

Purple Dave

Looks strangely similar to this other Orange-colored-toast-printer:
[www.yankodesign.com]

chelu

I'm going to show my age here, but early rumors about the Amiga's Video Toaster hardware said that it did exactly this, that it was designed for fancy hotels, and it used "jelly jet" technology (ink jet was brand new at the time). Funny if it actually exists now.

FeodoraChautauqua