Gadgets
Philips Intimate Massager Sex Toys Get Detailed in Pics
Posted by Kit Eaton at 7:50 PM on September 12, 2008
Details on Philips' new sex toy products are out, including pictures much better than our comedy efforts earlier. The images reveal devices that, as you might expect from Philips design, are sleek, curvy and... um, purple. Looking like a good blend of form and *ahem* function.
Philips labels them "relationship care" gizmos, which kind of deflects attention away from the gadget details: multiple vibration modes (up to 120Hz) and intensities, a wireless charger base/storage case which avoids the need for battery replacements, they make a "soft purring sound," and are ergonomically designed. Silliness aside, it looks like Philips has really thought about these things, and priced them accordingly: the Warm Intimate Massager is around US$140 in the UK, while Dual Massagers (his and hers) are US$160 as is the unisex version.
Philips' carefully-worded press release below.
London, United Kingdom - Royal Philips Electronics (NYSE:PHG, AEX:PHI) today announced the launch of a new category of 'Relationship Care' with the introduction in the UK of a range of products designed to enhance couples' sexual well-being. These products will specifically target a new and previously unaddressed market of consumers in the 35-55 year age group who are open to using intimate accessories. Philips will sell its 'Intimate Massager' range in the UK through selected high street retailers i.e. Boots, Selfridges of London and www.Amazon.co.uk."Today's product launch is exciting as Philips enters this new market with a unique offering for consumers' personal well-being," says Sheila Struyck, Head of Market-driven Innovation and Category Leader for Relationship Care within Philips' Consumer Lifestyle sector. "This is an attractive market opportunity that Philips is in a unique position to pursue. We have the expertise in health and well-being, a strong track record in product design, a deep knowledge of consumer marketing, as well as a brand shown to lend credibility and appeal to this product category by addressing our target market in an accessible way."
The category is being launched following extensive market research. In the UK, research showed that 35% of adults would consider using an intimate accessory with their partner if it were designed for couples rather than being meant for individual use. Furthermore, studies showed these adults would be more likely to try such products if they could buy them through more accessible and - what consumers perceive to be - less embarrassing retail channels.
The first product launch from the Relationship Care category is a range of 'Intimate Massagers'. These have been designed to be tasteful and stylish in their look and feel, creating an appealing product for consumers that can be sold by mainstream retailers. Philips' Intimate Massagers are also the first non-penetrative stimulators designed for partners to use together.
In commenting on the launch of Philips' new range of Intimate Massagers, Simon McCandlish, Commercial Director for Healthcare from Boots said: "People come to Boots because they trust us to provide excellent healthcare products and advice. We believe that a healthier love life can improve overall health and well-being - and our customers have told us that they would like to buy these products from us. Both Boots and Philips are brands that stand for quality, reliability and trust. Our joint objectives are to provide High Street access to a range of products designed to enhance the love lives of UK consumers."
Following the UK launch, Philips expects to introduce its range of Intimate Massagers in other European markets in 2009.
The launch of this new category reinforces Philips' strategy as a health and well-being company to build market leadership positions in high-growth, high-margin businesses. For 2008, Philips estimates the value of the market for Relationship Care - a new and previously unaddressed market - to be approximately EUR 70 million for the UK and approximately EUR 280 million for Western Europe, with growth rates between 5% and 15%.
Philips' new Relationship Care product category will form part of Philips' Health & Wellness business unit within the company's Consumer Lifestyle sector.
[Philips]

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hanswurst0815
Posted 8:56 PM 12/9/08
@Rickster: This is used in case of squirting.
hanswurst0815
homerjay
Posted 8:53 PM 12/9/08
Yeah, if you need to read the directions before using a vibrator, its probably not the vibrator for you.
homerjay
Rickster
Posted 8:41 PM 12/9/08
I wonder what the device in the 4th picture is used for. They all seem a bit too complex.
Rickster
hanswurst0815
Posted 8:23 PM 12/9/08
@r0ckface: That's so you can put it in a hat box. You know, because the relationships that Philips wants to take care of probably have one in the bedroom.
hanswurst0815
r0ckface
Posted 8:19 PM 12/9/08
Anybody else think the first pic looks like a fedora?
r0ckface
Pocari
Posted 9:35 PM 12/9/08
i think the round thing is just a ball to put in your hand and massage, for instance, someone's back with. and the bowl shaped thing is probably just the charger dock. but hey, this is just a guess from a wicked european guy :)
Pocari
WTF?! Ponies!
Posted 9:32 PM 12/9/08
I'm glad that Philips is taking ideas from Gizmodo. I hope other manufacturers follow suit. Mmmmm. 9 Lives Barbecue.
Here kitty kitty kitty.
WTF?! Ponies!
Maxwells_Nylon_Hammer
Posted 9:29 PM 12/9/08
I've studied all the pictures but I don't get it. Is there something wrong with me or is it a European thing, you know, like bidets?
Maxwells_Nylon_Hammer
Finstern
Posted 9:28 PM 12/9/08
Philips next bizarre release:
New electronic hygiene products for bathrooms, codenamed "The Three Seashells"
Seriously I can only think of one useful application for the two pointy devices and one of them doesn't look comfortable O_o.
Only thing I can think of for the bowl, and I don't mean to be rude, is for the kinky couples who like to piss in it and wear it on their heads... not that I do that... or ever have >_>
Stop judging me!
Finstern
Tex1961
Posted 10:06 PM 12/9/08
Hard to tell how large these devices are. The bowl like accessory seems hardly big enough to hold my nads.
Tex1961
Atomische
Posted 10:01 PM 12/9/08
Imagine the frustrating calls to Philips tech support -- when both parties can only describe the problems/solutions in euphemisms.
Atomische
danson
Posted 9:54 PM 12/9/08
So.... it's a vibrator?
danson
XpacTa
Posted 10:29 PM 12/9/08
The bowl is the charger base... I think.
XpacTa
Curves
Posted 10:23 PM 12/9/08
Wonder who pantsed this.
Curves
Y2KGTP
Posted 11:01 PM 12/9/08
@r0ckface: I was thinking Indy's hat myself
Y2KGTP
halfpastme
Posted 10:58 PM 12/9/08
@Rickster:
looks like a ball tickler to me
halfpastme
scarbrtj
Posted 10:56 PM 12/9/08
These look straight from the O.R. of Drs. Elliot and Beverly Mantle.
Kinda creep me out.
scarbrtj
edd
Posted 10:54 PM 12/9/08
the bowl is infqact a clam shell that hosues the units. This then acts as a charging base such in the same way as the tooth brush charges (induction). The units are design to fit in the hand so that the controls for speed and vibrate type are at the finger tips. They are actualy quiet nice in design. I was pleasently pleased when I saw the product.
Not that I have seen the product and my views are my own and not that of Philisp Conumser Lifestyle :O)
edd
FTP_Palace
Posted 10:50 PM 12/9/08
i really would have no idea how to use those things
FTP_Palace
Barcard
Posted 10:49 PM 12/9/08
Foam follows function.
Barcard
logicalnoise
Posted 11:29 PM 12/9/08
so.....where do I stick my penis?
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TWSS
logicalnoise
thedoctah
Posted 11:26 PM 12/9/08
@helldiver: Not at all. It's for the fetishist. Covering all their bases.
thedoctah
AmishJohn
Posted 11:20 PM 12/9/08
Illegal in Georgia.
AmishJohn
helldiver
Posted 11:08 PM 12/9/08
is it weird I thought picture 3 looks like a foot?
helldiver
e0ytk
Posted 11:52 PM 12/9/08
@DwayneHapiloons:
Hey man, I do Philips Tech support thats not funny...Although I have yet to get any call about this thank god, lol.
e0ytk
CommodorePerry
Posted 11:38 PM 12/9/08
"...Mommy, the computer's broken. The new purple mouse doesn't work...and it smells funny."
CommodorePerry
alienhead
Posted 11:34 PM 12/9/08
Why cant I beta test this kind of stuff? Or better yet where do I sign up?
alienhead
DwayneHapiloons
Posted 11:25 PM 12/9/08
Can you imagine the tech support calls...LOL
DwayneHapiloons
DssTrainer
Posted 12:05 AM 13/9/08
a few of them look like new ergonomic mice from microsoft
DssTrainer
I_Like_Pie
Posted 12:43 AM 13/9/08
@AmishJohn:
You are 100% correct. It is sad to say, but this would be an illegal item in many parts of the United States.
Then again there are other parts of the same country where it is perfectly legal to screw a goat.
I_Like_Pie
Kaiser-Machead on the Edge
Posted 12:32 AM 13/9/08
@DwayneHapiloons: "It...er....um......it....it won't come back out."
Kaiser-Machead on the Edge
Enochrewt
Posted 1:04 AM 13/9/08
Ok, I used to work in a porn/toy shop and I can't figure out how these things work. Granted that was 15 years ago and the tech has come a long way.
What really baffles me is the first thumbnail is obviously the His 'n' Her's set, and I can't figure out which is which.
Demonstration video plz?
Enochrewt
killerpotato
Posted 1:00 AM 13/9/08
@Collins1:
Because its an article about sex toys
hehehe
killerpotato
Collins1
Posted 12:51 AM 13/9/08
I don't see why people think this is so funny. It's an incredibly lucrative market and Philips have the funds and technology to blow other manufacturers out of the industry.
Collins1
Curves
Posted 1:27 AM 13/9/08
Do you know why the best sex toys are for women? Because most engineers are heterosexual men.
(Thank you guys, btw.)
Curves
LordieLordie
Posted 1:54 AM 13/9/08
If they build a webcam into the device, they may have something..
LordieLordie
LordieLordie
Posted 1:52 AM 13/9/08
does it have bluetooth? can you charge it via a USB?
LordieLordie
HDC
Posted 2:43 AM 13/9/08
Fleshbot needs to do a hands on with this so they can tell us how to use the damn thing.
HDC
reddingofish
Posted 2:33 AM 13/9/08
Good to see big companies doing work on the oldest gadget in the world.
reddingofish
aec007
Posted 3:22 AM 13/9/08
@Curves:
Would have loved to be in the R&D department for Phillip on this project.
Technically speaking of course.
Why don't they advertise positions like that????
Maybe because the lines of male engineers applicants would be 20 miles long?
aec007
misterwho
Posted 3:19 AM 13/9/08
I was kinda hoping the container also doubled as a sterilizer. OK, maybe I should use the term "sterilizer", but you know what I mean--something to sanitize.
misterwho
phlavor
Posted 5:43 AM 13/9/08
Call me old school, but I'll just stick with my Black Mamba XL, thank you very much.
phlavor
Hyman Decent
Posted 5:40 AM 13/9/08
@Curves: Since when do engineers (i.e., nerds) know how to please a woman?
Hyman Decent
rjbuddyboi
Posted 5:33 AM 13/9/08
They look like big pebbles. It looks puzzling I bet a lot of misuse will happen.
rjbuddyboi
Curves
Posted 7:51 AM 13/9/08
@Hyman Decent: Give me an engineer over a hard body ANY day.
(Trust me on this, engineers/scientists are the best. Inquiring minds want to know!)
Curves
Mike918
Posted 9:15 AM 13/9/08
Now my philips headphones looks all dirty and weird.
Mike918
infmom
Posted 10:01 AM 13/9/08
@Rickster: Gotcha. That's a cordless mouse.
infmom
Futrell
Posted 10:00 AM 13/9/08
@CommodorePerry: That's f'n funny:D
Futrell